A sort of family friend is in town on leave from the Navy. So they gave him my phone # and now I'm supposed to show him around town, which I REALLY don't want to.

So I include him in my weekend plans, buy him an expensive Italian dinner, then take him to a friend's house party. He drinks maybe 10 beers & cups of jungle juice.

On the way home, my sober g/f is driving, I'm riding bitch. (bench seat)

We're doing 70 on the freeway, windows halfway down, and he proceeds to hurl his entire dinner, and whatever else he ate that day, all over the side of my clean '69 Chevy truck. Splatter is getting blown back in the window, onto my face/hair/shirt, half of what makes it out the window is blowing around the back of the cab and into the rear window onto my neck.

I get back to the house, and make him hose the truck off. There were chunks down the entire side of the truck, rear fenders, bed rails, etc. Then he threw up some more on my toilet seat and bathroom floor, and crashed on my couch.

I finally got to cleaning most of it today. Puke on both sides of the passenger and rear windows, puke in the window tracks, puke in the door panel, puke on the rockers, puke on the carpet, puke on the seat, puke on all the door and window handles puke on the running boards, puke on the rear tailgate, puke on the stepside brake lights and chains, and puke inside the bed.

I have a feeling he won't be calling again.

Thanks for sharing. I have to go bathe in bleach now.

Been there - happy times :-P

Oh, and Happy Birthday ;-)

Time to change your phone number.

Happy Birthday anyhow!!

Gary

You need better friends
(at least some that can handle thier alcohol!)

Thats damn distgusting!

Well that sucks!!!

BTW - happy birthday, and when was your birthday?? Mine was on Sunday, June 8th

Matthew

At least it wasn't in your C4.

Beats throwing up in a full face helmit.

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I couldn't even imagine that in a helmet! Ugh.

BTW - I found an appropriate emoticon:


Adios!

Matthew

BWHAHAHA. Damn. Thats nasty. I puked in a friends mustang about a year ago from eating to much. He wasnt happy but he didn't make me hose it off.

Whoever THEY were that gave him your number need to pay your ass for a full detail job on that truck!

huh... is this a joke? I mean, come on... you expect us to believe you have a girl friend?

hahahahahahhaha!!!!

Sucks, dude... it really does...

Do you remember a past CF member called 8URVIPER or something to that effect? I will never forget that person. His then g/f hurled all over the dash and carpet of the passenger side of his C4. He lived in the Lakeland, FL area, and it was summer. The stench never did wash out.

consider yourself lucky, and send him a bill for Serv-Pro to clean up your truck.

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LOOK! Bogus made a funny!



I always wanted to use that little guy....

On a side note, I did have a friend puke in my car in HS. I bleached it several times (vinyl floors) and left the windows open for three days straight, but I never felt I got the smell out totally....gross.


Matthew

Nothing says "Happy Birthday" quite like someone vomiting in your car - it's the gift that keeps on giving.

He really loves ya man. Your his best friend in the whole world. ...........

Next time I'll make all drunk passengers wear a full face helmet. So if they puke, they'll have to wear it until they get home.

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It could still leak out.