Good Morning CGs!

So I'm sitting here eating breakfast, but it's not really breakfast. Actually a chicken sandwich and some potatoe chips. Anyone else do that? I eat odd foods at different times during the day. Love BFD - breakfast for dinner, as my friend calls it. Maybe it's cause I used to work midnights and would eat at weird times of the day anyway. So am I alone? Post up what you had for breakfast, the true measure of a man

Hope everyone has a great day!

Matthew

THURSDAY JOKE OF THE DAY:

I think today is dedicated to bad jokes, puns, and one liners.

1) Two guys are walking down the street. First guy walks into a bar. Second guy ducks.

2) Piece of string walks into a bar, bartender says "we don't serve your kind here." String walks out, ties himself up in the middle, messes up his hair, and walks back in. Bartender says "aren't you the same string that just walked in here?" String says, "nope, I'm a frayed knot."

And my favorite!:
3) Mushroom walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." Mushroom says, "why not, I'm a fungi" (fun guy - ha!!!!!)

'green eggs and ham' ha ha, No' i went next door to the cafeteria and the ladies cooked me up what i call a omlet taco its stuffed with vegtables 2 eggs and meat of my choice for only 2 dollars yummy have a great day everyone!

Chicken sandwich = chicken biscuit with different bread.
Potato chips = hash browns sliced REAL thin.

Parts is parts, grub is grub.

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Can't find the 'grub is grub' one...

And a few odd pics from the road trip to DC yesterday. Nothin' like doin' a little drive-by photography...

Water, trees, and pointy stuff.

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Not my exit.

Now if it was 'MaryAnnes', I mighta' had to make an unscheduled stop uh huh...

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Good Morning Gurus

I worked the midnight shift for seven years getting off at 6:00 A.M. My breakfast of choice during those years came in a can. After all. In heaven there ain't no beer, that's why we drink it here.


A 75 y/o man (Let's call him Chris) enters a confessional and says to the priest, "Forgive me Father , for I have sinned". I'm seeing four 20 y/o girls at the same time. The priest asks how long has it been since your last confession?
Chris says; I've never been to confession, I'm Jewish.
So Why are you telling me?
"Telling you?" the old man says. I'm telling everybody.


Q. Where does a one armed-man shop?

A. At the second hand store.



Keep your finger on the pulse of America.

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getting ready for work, have to go put in a laundry tub where there is no plumbing for one in a house that's one big afterthought and needs bulldozed, and have to stop at the post orifice and mail out a money order for some play parts for the vette.

breakfast = one prilosec OTC and whatever food is on the front seat of my truck in my lunch bag from yesterday. one bonus to living in cleveland in the winter is i don't need a refrigerator for my lunches.

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You know.... You could have stopped by to say hi!!!

Where did you go in DC?

Stopping in real quick to say Hi. Busy, busy today.

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What's up there Don...

Went to Dulles, mid afternoon UGHHH. Traffic was hideous yup. Thought about ringin' in there to see if you'd gotten my check.

I'll get up there when you get your boat in and get after the stripers when they come up the bay - count on that!

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You think that's bad, try this house I just got back from, we're replacing 100' of sewer under the house, and it's slab on grade. But I just got my egg sandwich I've been craving all morning. It's a good day.

Yogurt and an orange juice.

Just enough so my stomach can tolerate the 16oz expresso I have every morning

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this one is a slab house - below grade. they dig out around it every year to try to keep it dry.

Hey guys, how was everyone's day? Busy one for me. Gonna go hit the weights and hopefully get a good chest workout in.

Later!

Matthew