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TommyT-Bone	End of the month Friday Chat 01.31.14	#1
Chair-man of the bored Homestead USA 33809 Posts Member since: 2007/12/10 0:00	1 down 11 to go. Good morning
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pianoguy	Re: End of the month Friday Chat 01.31.14	#2
Guru Emeritus Apple Valley, MN 14762 Posts Member since: 2007/12/29 0:00	Heekoapi whaa nokitsienapae! I'm in a good mood - it's Friday, I toasted my waffle to absolute perfection, and traffic moved at a reasonable pace. And it's -8, so my savings on air conditioning and lemonade continue to mount at at an impressive clip. Have a bright, sunshiny day, Gurus!
	Posted on: 2014/1/31 13:09
	_________________ 1996 LT4 �Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.�- Jack Handey
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teebee	Re: End of the month Friday Chat 01.31.14	#3
2014 Memorial Day Car Show Winner! Lakin, Kansas 67860 12392 Posts Member since: 2005/9/16 0:00	Morning guys...Another "finally Friday", but to me this week has flown by. Homecoming tonight, and against the only other town in the county....kind of an rivalry, but not really as they usually aren't very good. But the kids will be hyped. Cold here this morning and the chance of snow, 30% today and 70% tonight. Stay warm gurus, but don't use too much of that liquid gold doing so.
	Posted on: 2014/1/31 13:17
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Ultraman	Re: End of the month Friday Chat 01.31.14	#4
2015 Memorial Day Car Show Winner! Huskerland 14790 Posts Member since: 2009/9/12 19:16	No kidding on the liquid gold...I don't know what the price is today. I'm afraid to ask.....if you have to ask the price you probably can't afford it.....Farrari's, Lambo's and propane...... It is snowing here at the moment with about a inch so far don't know how much we are to get....ugly out but need some moisture.... Today more of the same......work work work......the curse of the DNBFS crowd.. We should all take a lesson from Brad who derives so much pleasure from the little things such as a perfect waffle in the morning....there is a lesson there for all of us....and I will figure it our pretty soon I'm sure.......and then get back to you..... Go forth and find joy in the day my Guru's.......
	Posted on: 2014/1/31 13:53
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vetteblondie	Re: End of the month Friday Chat 01.31.14	#5
Master Guru Jonesboro, AR 4680 Posts Member since: 2007/4/3 0:00	This month has flown by, especially the last two weeks - been very busy. The magazine I did came in yesterday, I'll go pick up some of those later today. Off to the gym in a few. Wanted to sleep in since it's ugly and about to rain but I promised myself I'd make me get up and go exercise this morning. Have to stop by the day job office and fix something then I'm done for the day. Supposed to be ugly all weekend so tomorrow my plans are to sleep in for sure then visit my cousin in the nursing home and that should be it. Groovy - happy Friday!
	Posted on: 2014/1/31 13:58
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GRIS	Re: End of the month Friday Chat 01.31.14	#6
Elite Guru OKLAHOMA 7725 Posts Member since: 2013/1/27 22:26	CLOUDY, GRAY DAY. SUPPOSED TO RAIN TONIGHT & TOMORROW, THEN SNOW, SLEET, MORE SNOW AD NAUSIUM. GOTTA START LOOKING FOR GIFTS, FEB & MARCH FULL OF BDAYS, ANNIVERSARYS, VALENTINES.
	Posted on: 2014/1/31 14:20
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BillH	Re: End of the month Friday Chat 01.31.14	#7
The Stig Moderator Reno 22702 Posts Member since: 2007/12/25 0:00	Quote: pianoguy wrote: And it's -8, so my savings on air conditioning and lemonade continue to mount at at an impressive clip. Frozen Windows... Wife texts husband on a cold winter's morning: "Windows frozen, won't open. "Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it. "Wife texts back five minutes later: "Computer totally screwed up now."
	Posted on: 2014/1/31 14:51
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BillH	Re: End of the month Friday Chat 01.31.14	#8
The Stig Moderator Reno 22702 Posts Member since: 2007/12/25 0:00	I love retirement for all the reasons below.... Question: How many days in a week? Answer: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday Question: When is a retiree's bedtime? Answer: Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch. Question: How many retirees to change a light bulb? Answer: Only one, but it might take all day. Question: What's the biggest gripe of retirees? Answer: There is not enough time to get everything done. Question: Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors? Answer: The term comes with a 10% discount. Question: Among retirees what is considered formal attire? Answer: Tied shoes. Question: Why do retirees count pennies? Answer: They are the only ones who have the time. Question: What is the common term for a senior who still works and refuses to retire? Answer: Nuts Question: Why are retirees so slow to clean out the basement, attic or garage? Answer: They know that as soon as they do, one of their adult kids will want to store stuff there. Or move back in there . . . Question: What do retirees call a long lunch? Answer: Normal. Question: What is the best way to describe retirement? Answer: The never ending Coffee Break spiked ! Question: What's the biggest advantage of going back to school as a retiree? Answer: If you cut classes, no one calls your parents. Question: Why does a retiree often say he doesn't miss work, but misses the people he worked with worked? Answer: He is too polite to tell the whole truth. QUESTION: What do you do all week? Answer: Monday through Friday, NOTHING..... Saturday & Sunday, I rest.
	Posted on: 2014/1/31 14:54
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BillH	Re: End of the month Friday Chat 01.31.14	#9
The Stig Moderator Reno 22702 Posts Member since: 2007/12/25 0:00	What is Celibacy? Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by circumstances. While attending a Marriage Weekend, Frank and his wife Ann listened to the instructor declare, “It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other.” He then addressed the men: “Can you name and describe your wife's favorite flower?” Frank leaned over, touched Ann’s arm gently, and whispered, “Gold Medal-All-Purpose, isn't it?” And thus began Frank's life of celibacy.
	Posted on: 2014/1/31 15:00
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captmike13	Re: End of the month Friday Chat 01.31.14	#10
Elite Guru Hillsboro Mo 2166 Posts Member since: 2008/1/15 0:00	Good morning gang. A little warmer this morning. Temps are in the high 20's low 30's. We should stay this way the rest of the day with snow showers later this evening. Word of the Day Friday, January 31, 2014 boffin \ BOF-in \, noun; 1.a scientist or technical expert. Origin: Boffin arose in the early 1940s. Though there are many hypotheses about its etymology, its origin remains unknown.
	Posted on: 2014/1/31 15:20
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TommyT-Bone	Re: End of the month Friday Chat 01.31.14	#11
Chair-man of the bored Homestead USA 33809 Posts Member since: 2007/12/10 0:00	Celibacy Quote: captmike13 wrote: Word of the Day Friday, January 31, 2014 boffin \ BOF-in \, noun; BillH likes boffin his bologna.
	Posted on: 2014/1/31 16:00

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TommyT-Bone	Re: End of the month Friday Chat 01.31.14	#12
Chair-man of the bored Homestead USA 33809 Posts Member since: 2007/12/10 0:00	Quote: pianoguy wrote: Heekoapi whaa nokitsienapae! ! He goes pee. What? Knock it, see no pee. Attach file: a urinal.jpg (213.11 KB)
	Posted on: 2014/1/31 16:05

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Ultraman	Re: End of the month Friday Chat 01.31.14	#13
2015 Memorial Day Car Show Winner! Huskerland 14790 Posts Member since: 2009/9/12 19:16	Interesting bathroom, if that was at Disney they would be Animatronics and when you started to pee the girl would start giggling and tell her buddy on the right to look at that as they point at your um privates......just to add to your day of Disney wonder......
	Posted on: 2014/1/31 17:06
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TommyT-Bone	Re: End of the month Friday Chat 01.31.14	#14
Chair-man of the bored Homestead USA 33809 Posts Member since: 2007/12/10 0:00	Quote: Ultraman wrote: Interesting bathroom, if that was at Disney they would be Animatronics and when you started to pee the girl would start giggling and tell her buddy on the right to look at that as they point at your um privates and a gentle wall released spray washes over your pant legs. Fixt
	Posted on: 2014/1/31 18:03

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TommyT-Bone	Re: End of the month Friday Chat 01.31.14	#15
Chair-man of the bored Homestead USA 33809 Posts Member since: 2007/12/10 0:00	There's a bathroom on the right ........
	Posted on: 2014/1/31 18:07

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TommyT-Bone	Re: End of the month Friday Chat 01.31.14	#16
Chair-man of the bored Homestead USA 33809 Posts Member since: 2007/12/10 0:00	S'cuse me while I kiss this guy
	Posted on: 2014/1/31 18:10

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TommyT-Bone	Re: End of the month Friday Chat 01.31.14	#17
Chair-man of the bored Homestead USA 33809 Posts Member since: 2007/12/10 0:00	Mama don't take my broken comb away
	Posted on: 2014/1/31 18:11 Edited by TommyT-Bone on 2014/2/1 2:03:45

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pianoguy	Re: End of the month Friday Chat 01.31.14	#18
Guru Emeritus Apple Valley, MN 14762 Posts Member since: 2007/12/29 0:00	You would think that Marcus could fix this: http://blogs.marketwatch.com/thetell/ ... gh-on-supply/?siteid=bnbh
	Posted on: 2014/1/31 20:01
	_________________ 1996 LT4 �Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.�- Jack Handey
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pianoguy	Re: End of the month Friday Chat 01.31.14	#19
Guru Emeritus Apple Valley, MN 14762 Posts Member since: 2007/12/29 0:00	http://www.washingtonpost.com/posttv/ ... c-33098f9e5267_video.html
	Posted on: 2014/1/31 20:24
	_________________ 1996 LT4 �Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.�- Jack Handey
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Ultraman	Re: End of the month Friday Chat 01.31.14	#20
2015 Memorial Day Car Show Winner! Huskerland 14790 Posts Member since: 2009/9/12 19:16	Quote: pianoguy wrote: You would think that Marcus could fix this: http://blogs.marketwatch.com/thetell/ ... gh-on-supply/?siteid=bnbh I did do something about it, I went Vegan.......j/k....we are trying to find some good recipes for Raccoon and possums......we have been fattening them on cat food and they are ripe for the harvest.....I'm sure it tastes a lot like chicken....
	Posted on: 2014/1/31 20:54
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GRIS	Re: End of the month Friday Chat 01.31.14	#21
Elite Guru OKLAHOMA 7725 Posts Member since: 2013/1/27 22:26	Quote: Ultraman wrote: Quote: pianoguy wrote: You would think that Marcus could fix this: http://blogs.marketwatch.com/thetell/ ... gh-on-supply/?siteid=bnbh I did do something about it, I went Vegan.......j/k....we are trying to find some good recipes for Raccoon and possums......we have been fattening them on cat food and they are ripe for the harvest.....I'm sure it tastes a lot like chicken.... LONG TIME AGO I WAS DRINKING A BEER WITH AN OLD COLORED MAN AND WE WERE TALKING ABOUT THINGS PEOPLE EAT. I ASKED HIM IF HE EVER ATE POSSUM. HE SAID,"WHEN I WAS A BOY WE ATE POSSUM, BUT ONE DAY WHEN I WAS ABOUT TEN YEARS OLD I WAS WALKING OUT IN A PASTURE AND CAME UP ON AN OLD DEAD COW. I HAD A BIG LONG STICK AND I WHOMPED THAT DEAD COW WITH IT AND A BIG FAT POSSUM RAN OUT. I NEVER EAT POSSUM AFTER THAT."
	Posted on: 2014/2/1 1:25
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Matatk	Re: End of the month Friday Chat 01.31.14	#22
Webmaster SW Chicago Burbs 22811 Posts Member since: 2008/1/7 0:00	Good Evening CGs! We are expecting 3-10 inches of snow supposedly. I'll believe it when I see it. Famous last words? Sunday we have a superbowl party slated at my buddy's house. Family affair. He has two teenage girls, but there will be younger kids roaming around for the rugrats to play with. Should be fun. Time to go mop the floor. Hope everyone had a great day! Matthew
	Posted on: 2014/2/1 1:27
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TommyT-Bone	Re: End of the month Friday Chat 01.31.14	#23
Chair-man of the bored Homestead USA 33809 Posts Member since: 2007/12/10 0:00	Quote: pianoguy wrote: You would think that Marcus could fix this: http://blogs.marketwatch.com/thetell/ ... gh-on-supply/?siteid=bnbh Good time to invest in pork bellies.
	Posted on: 2014/2/1 1:50

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TommyT-Bone	Re: End of the month Friday Chat 01.31.14	#24
Chair-man of the bored Homestead USA 33809 Posts Member since: 2007/12/10 0:00	Quote: pianoguy wrote: http://www.washingtonpost.com/posttv/ ... c-33098f9e5267_video.html My exit from the military was similar except for the town showing up, the parade, the Clydesdales, the veterans organizations, the banners flying, people holding up signs, and the other people. Outside of that it was very similar. I think I drank a Bud.
	Posted on: 2014/2/1 1:57

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TommyT-Bone	Re: End of the month Friday Chat 01.31.14	#25
Chair-man of the bored Homestead USA 33809 Posts Member since: 2007/12/10 0:00	Quote: Ultraman wrote: we are trying to find some good recipes for Raccoon and possums......we have been fattening them on cat food and they are ripe for the harvest.....I'm sure it tastes a lot like chicken.... If you can get past the stink when cleaning them.
	Posted on: 2014/2/1 1:58

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TommyT-Bone	Re: End of the month Friday Chat 01.31.14	#26
Chair-man of the bored Homestead USA 33809 Posts Member since: 2007/12/10 0:00	Quote: GRIS wrote: LONG TIME AGO I WAS DRINKING A BEER WITH AN OLD COLORED MAN AND WE WERE TALKING ABOUT THINGS PEOPLE EAT. I ASKED HIM IF HE EVER ATE POSSUM. HE SAID,"WHEN I WAS A BOY WE ATE POSSUM, BUT ONE DAY WHEN I WAS ABOUT TEN YEARS OLD I WAS WALKING OUT IN A PASTURE AND CAME UP ON AN OLD DEAD COW. I HAD A BIG LONG STICK AND I WHOMPED THAT DEAD COW WITH IT AND A BIG FAT POSSUM RAN OUT. I NEVER EAT POSSUM AFTER THAT." Too bad. I'd bet that possum would've tasted like prime rib.
	Posted on: 2014/2/1 2:01

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BillH	Re: End of the month Friday Chat 01.31.14	#27
The Stig Moderator Reno 22702 Posts Member since: 2007/12/25 0:00	. Attach file: road-kill-cafe-dMp.jpg (0.00 KB)
	Posted on: 2014/2/1 2:53
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pianoguy	Re: End of the month Friday Chat 01.31.14	#28
Guru Emeritus Apple Valley, MN 14762 Posts Member since: 2007/12/29 0:00	Quote: TommyT-Bone wrote: Quote: pianoguy wrote: http://www.washingtonpost.com/posttv/ ... c-33098f9e5267_video.html My exit from the military was similar except for the town showing up, the parade, the Clydesdales, the veterans organizations, the banners flying, people holding up signs, and the other people. Outside of that it was very similar. I think I drank a Bud. Some years back we were at a parade, and it was heartwarming to see the crowd give a standing-o to a group of Vietnam vets who were marching, after the way so many of them were ignored or treated badly upon returning home from the war.
	Posted on: 2014/2/1 3:34
	_________________ 1996 LT4 �Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.�- Jack Handey
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teebee	Re: End of the month Friday Chat 01.31.14	#29
2014 Memorial Day Car Show Winner! Lakin, Kansas 67860 12392 Posts Member since: 2005/9/16 0:00	Been a long day. Started working b-ball games at 3 and finished at 10. The outcome was better than the other night. We won all games played tonight, to a big crowd. Beings it was the two schools in the county, nearly everyone in the county was here cheering their respective teams on. My GS had a good game, another double double, 15 points (of the 52) and 12 rebounds had several assists as well. Tomorrow we get up early and head northwest about an hour to watch GS #3 play.
	Posted on: 2014/2/1 5:24
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