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Re: Tuesday 21 October 2014
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"SO ON TUESDAY, OH ON TUESDAY,
I'M SO TIRED GOT NO TIME TO PLAY."

THE SUN IS SHINING ON THE NATIONS THIS MORNING. I DO LOVE FALL, BEST TIME OF THE YEAR!

REPTILE AWARENESS IS VERY IMPORTANT; THAT'S WHY THERE IS A PISTOL HOLSTER ON MY LAWN MOWER :-/

Posted on: 2014/10/21 13:36
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Re: Airbag recall list
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THANKS, BRIAN

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Re: Monday Chat 10.20.14
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"BLUE MONDAY, I HATE BLUE MONDAY,
GOT TO WORK AND TO SLAVE ALL DAY."

IT'S RAINING ON THE CHEROKEES, MAY START TO CLEAR AFTER NOON. NOTHING ON THE AGENDA TODAY; MULTIPLE NAPS MAY OCCUR.

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Re: Sunday Chat 10.19.14
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SEMI-SUNNY AND COOL THIS MORNING.

HEADED OUT FOR BREAKFAST AND FOUND A DEAD CHIPMUNK ON DISPLAY IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SUNROOM RUG. DAMN CAT IS A SHOWOFF. ANY CHIPMUNK THAT TRIES TO TAKE UP RESIDENCE AROUND THE HOUSE DOES NOT LAST LONG. BRAVECAT KILLS THEM BUT SELDOM EATS THEM; MAYBE THEY NEED KETCHUP.

THE GOLDEN CORRAL BB IS THE ONLY PLACE I KNOW OF AROUND HERE HERE YOU CAN GET SOS. (BUT I PUT IT ON BISCUITS SO SOB?) BISCUITS, SOS, TWO EGGS SUNNYSIDE.

BEATS HELL OUT OF EARTHWORMS.

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Re: Sunday Chat 10.19.14
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Meanwhile in arachnid news,
http://news.yahoo.com/goliath-encount ... rainforest-125720953.html


"Earthworms are very nutritious," BUT THEY'LL NEVER REPLACE BACON.



Hhhhmmmm. I wonder how earthworms would taste fried in bacon fat.


MO' BETTA

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Re: Sunday Chat 10.19.14
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Meanwhile in arachnid news,
http://news.yahoo.com/goliath-encount ... rainforest-125720953.html


"Earthworms are very nutritious," BUT THEY'LL NEVER REPLACE BACON.

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Re: Saturday Chat 10.18.14
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JUST FOUND A MOUSE HEAD UNDER THE KITCHEN TABLE. BRAVECAT STRIKES AGAIN! SHE'S SUCH A SLOPPY EATER.

I'M TELLN YA, THE EXCITEMENT JUST NEVER ENDS AROUND HERE ;-)

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Re: Saturday Chat 10.18.14
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GRIS wrote: THINK I'LL GET HARVEY OUT OF THE BARN; HE NEEDS EXERCISE.


WELL, THAT WAS A MISCALCULATION, (LIKE POLITICIANS I NEVER MAKE MISTAKES) WAY TOO COOL FOR DRIVING WITH THE LID OFF. HEATER WORKS GREAT THO---

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Re: Saturday Chat 10.18.14
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SUNNY MORNING IN THE NATIONS, BUT COOLER. DARLING WIFE IS OFF PLAYING GRANDMA IN ARKANSAS, SO I'M HEADED TO THE BOOMERANG GRILL FOR BREAKFAST. THINK I'LL GET HARVEY OUT OF THE BARN; HE NEEDS EXERCISE.

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Re: Friday 17 October 2014
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Hmmmm.....well I think I'm relieved....
http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/thre ... -of-media-hype/ar-BB9Bujn


SO GUNS AND GLOBAL WARMING ARE MORE DANGEROUS THAT EBOLA?
GOOD OLD MICROSUCK NETWORK, THE FASTEST SPIN ON EARTH.

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Re: Friday 17 October 2014
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Americans have placed this really strange value on money.


MONEY = POWER. ACCORDING TO HERR ADLER, POWER AND STATUS ARE THE MAINSPRING OF HUMAN BEHAVIOR.

TARGET; CEASE FIRE. DRIVER MOVE OUT.

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Re: Friday 17 October 2014
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Yeah Tee.....and I have heard that some folks have TWO Corvettes....if you can believe that....geez what opulence...


EVERYBODY SHOULD HAVE A SPARE---

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Re: Friday 17 October 2014
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IT'S A BRIGHT, SUNSHINY DAY IN THE NATIONS. WISH I COULD SEND YOU SOME MATT.

#1 DAUGHTER SAYS DOTTY DOG HAS A STAPH INFECTION, DIPPED HER AND GAVE ME SOME ANTIBIOTIC PILLS TO GIVE HER. LOT OF HOORAW FOR A DOG THAT HAS PROBABLY FORGOT WHAT A QUAIL SMELLS LIKE.

NICE HAVING A VET ON CALL :-)

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Re: Friday 17 October 2014
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http://www.bankrate.com/brm/news/reti ... 01_American_wealth_a1.asp


AND I'M STILL ON THE STREET LOOKING FOR A METER WITH SOME TIME LEFT ON IT.

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Re: Bad things are happening...
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SORRY TO HEAR THAT, ANDY. WISH YOU AND YOUR MOM THE BEST.

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Re: Thursday 16 Oct 2014
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Dang Istter - that's scary
Tommy - sorry for all your troubles and prayers for success in the end of it all and less stress for you guys.
Not much to do at work today and I had trouble staying conked out last night, so it will be a long day. No sleep also gives me the munchies and I already know there's this huge honeybun in my desk I don't need to eat. It's either that or a peach with mixed nuts that I AM supposed to have...


Turns out three were involved. In a stolen car they took that morning. They caught 2 last night with her gun and car Keys. They were walking up to take her car as they thought they had her car keys. I had a locksmith erase the code and make a new key. Just enough time for the officers in the area to grab them


I'D THINK ABOUT ENROLLING HER IN ONE OF THESE SELF-DEFENSE COURSES/SCHOOLS THAT SEEM TO HAVE PROLIFERATED LATELY. IT'S NOT ENOUGH TO OWN A GUN; YOU MUST KNOW HOW TO USE IT AND WHEN TO PULL THE TRIGGER.

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Re: Thursday 16 Oct 2014
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ANOTHER FINE FALL MORNING, COOL, SUNNY, THE CHEROKEES ARE HAVE A BIG GRIN ON. GOTTA TAKE MY LITTLE SETTER BITCH OVER TO THE FAMILY VET TO CHECK OUT SKIN PROBLEMS. THIS IS NOT GOOD.

IT SEEMS THE PC BRANCH OF THE LOONY LEFT HAS A NEW SLOGAN:
"WE MUST PROTECT THE RIGHT TO INFECT."

SOME NAMELESS CDC BUREAUCRAT GAVE EBOLA NURSE #2 PERMISSION TO FLY WITH A LOW GRADE FEVER. THUS DOES OUR OMNISCIENT GOVERNMENT DISPLAY ITS COMPETENCE.

ISIS IS IN BIG TROUBLE. THE PENTAGON HAS DECIDED ON A CATCHY NAME FOR THE MID EAST BOMBING CAMPAIGN. VICTORY IS NOW ASSURED. AND THE SYRIAN AIRSTRIKES, BTY, ARE FOR "HUMANITARIAN PURPOSES." I GUESS ANY HARM DONE TO MOSLEM TERRORISTS IS PURELY COINCIDENTAL.

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Re: Wednesday Grouch day 15 October 2014
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THE SUN IS SHINING ON THE CHEROKEES THIS MORNING, STILL AND 45 DEGREES WHEN I GOT UP THIS MORNING. NOTHING ON TAP TODAY EXCEPT OIL CHANGE ON THE PICKUP. MADE IT TO TULSA YESTERDAY TO SEE MY GUNSHOW BUDDY. HE HAD PROSTATE SURGERY AND IS HAVING A ROUGH, SLOW RECOVERY.

AND OH YES, ON BEHALF OF MY FELLOW FOSSILS, THANKS FOR THE RECOGNITION :-/

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Re: Cars Entering Hershey 2014
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MODEL A PICKUP NUMA 1, GI

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Re: Tuesday 14 October 2014
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THE SUN IS SHINING ON THE NATIONS AGAIN. COOL & BREEZY FOUR AND A HALF INCHES IN THE GAUGE FOR THE TOTAL RAINY SPELL. THAT SHOULD END THE DROUTH :-)

SAUSAGE, EGGS, & BISCUITS & GRAVY TOR BREAKFAST, YUMMMM---

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Re: Why can't I remember this??
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WELL, WHAT I HAD WAS AN E-MAIL FOR ANOTHER SHAWN, THE ONE AT PILOT VETTE; EVERYTHING I HAVE BOUGHT FROM HIM HAS BEEN GOOD STUFF AND JUST AS REPRESENTED.

I'M RELUCTANT TO PUT E-ADDIES IN PUBLIC UNLESS I KNOW IT'S OK WITH THEM.

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Re: Monday Chat 10.13.14 (Early Edition)
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Looking at a nice day in the 80s. After school Moose and I are going out to a Milo field and do a little practice on Pheasant hunting. This boy loves the birds


GOOD LUCK. IT'S GREAT WHEN YOU GET THE JUNG JAGERS INTO THE FIELD. WHAT KIND OF DOG DO YOU TAKE OUT?

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Re: Monday Chat 10.13.14 (Early Edition)
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AND THE DRIP GOES ON---FOUR INCHES IN THE RAIN GAUGE FROM THE LAST THREE DAYS AND MORE COMING. I'M GLAD WE LIVE ON A HILL. AREAS TO THE NORTH GOT MORE; OUR TOPOGRAPHY SEEMS TO SPARE US THE WORST IN WEATHER EVENTS.

THINK I'LL GO TO TULSA TODAY, CABIN FEVER IS SETTING IN.

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Re: Monday Chat 10.13.14 (Early Edition)
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The Outlaws.






THAT'S ENOUGH HAIR TO MAKE A BARBER'S SCISSOR FINGERS ITCH.

YOU'RE WELL AHEAD OF THE POWER CURVE TOMMY :-)

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Re: Sunday Chatter.....10-12-14
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A BURST OF SUNSHINE AT DAY'S ENDING! WHOO WHOO

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Re: Why can't I remember this??
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BOB:
SENT PM

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Re: Sunday Chatter.....10-12-14
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STILL CLOUDY, STILL DRIPPING ON THE NATIONS TODAY. STORMS DUE TONIGHT. ANOTHER LONG NAP DAY IN THE OFFING.

ONCE AGAIN IT IS PROVEN THAT WESTERN MEDICAL SCIENCE, FULL SERVICE HOSPITALS, AND PROTECTIVE GEAR IS NO GUARANTEE AGAINST THE EBOLA VIRUS. I WONDER IF THE POLITICALLY CORRECT FOOLS WHO RUN THIS COUNTRY WILL WAKE UP TO THE FACT THAT WE ARE FACING AN EPIDEMIC DISEASE THE LIKE OF WHICH HAS NOT BEEN SEEN SINCE THE 14TH CENTURY WHEN ONE THIRD OF EUROPE DIED OF PLAGUE. STRICT QUARANTINE IN ISOLATION AND TRAVEL RESTRICTIONS ARE THE ONLY EFFECTIVE MEASURES WE HAVE AT PRESENT AND THEY ARE NOT FOOL PROOF. THAT MOST CERTAINLY DOES NOT MEAN THEY SHOULDN’T BE USED. COPS DON’T WIPE OUT CRIME BUT ONLY A FOOL WOULD WANT TO DO WITHOUT THEM.
THIS IS A MORE DANGEROUS THREAT THAN ALL THE RAGHEAD FANATICS IN THE MIDDLE EAST OR CZAR VLADIMIR EITHER AND WASHINGTON DC HAS ITS COLLECTIVE HEAD FIRMLY IN RECTAL DEFILADE.

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Re: Sunday Chatter.....10-12-14
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...here's Letty in the mud with her pickup.....I think she qualifies now.....


DIDN'T NOTICE ANYBODY RUSHING OUT IN THE MUD WITH A FIRE EXTINGUISHER. GUESS THAT'S WHEN YOU FIND OUT WHO YOUR FRIENDS ARE. KINDA LIKE WHEN YOUR BIRD DOG TRIES TO KILL A SKUNK.

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Re: Saturday Chat 10.11.14
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so I don't interrupt the grass cutting discussion.


ONE TIME I HEARD A BALD MAN MAKE FUN OF ANOTHER MANS HAIRCUT :-)
HOW'S THE TUMBLEWEED CROP COMING?

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Re: Why can't I remember this??
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Does anyone have the name of the website for a guy named Shawn iin so-Cal that deals C4 parts? I had his business card and it's gone, and now I can't figger out his website name to save my life.


I HAVE HIS E-MAIL ADDY SOMEPLACE, I'LL SEND IT WHEN I FIND IT.

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Re: Saturday Chat 10.11.14
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CLOUDY, COOL, DRIPPY. GREAT DAY FOR THE CHEROKEES TO TAKE A LONG NAP. PICKED UP THE 28 GA FOR #2 GRANDDAUGHTER YESTERDAY. NOT TOO PLEASED, THE STOCK IS KINDA CLUBBY, WITH ALL THE GRACE OF A BOIS DE ARC FENCE POST. (THAT'S BODARK TO US OKIES) WISH TEEBEE WAS CLOSER HE COULD WORK IT OVER WITH HIS MAGIC CNC MACHINE.

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Re: TGIF 10 Oct 2014 Chat
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Thanks guys. RR#1 seems to be feeling a bit better, the vomiting has stopped since last night.

Gris - how are the peepers feeling?


DOING JUST GREAT, STILL EYE DROPPING THREE KINDS OF Rx. VERY GOOD VISION OUT OF LT EYE, EXCEPT FOR CLOSE UP. IF THE RIGHT ONE GOES AS WELL I'LL ONLY HAVE TO HAVE GLASSES FOR READING, COMPUTER, ETC. LOOKS LIKE THAT WILL BE NOVEMBER, MY DO SEEMS TO HAVE BEEN A LITTLE SPOOKED OVER THE EDEMA BUSINESS AND IS IN NO HURRY FOR ROUND TWO. THEY DO SAY IT TAKES A WHILE FOR THE IMPLANTED LENS TO STABILIZE.

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Re: TGIF 10 Oct 2014 Chat
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CONDOLENCES MATT, NOTHING LIKE KIDS TO BRING HOME THE GERMS.

CLOUDY, DARK, RAIN, THUNDER. THE CHEROKEES ARE DEPRESSED AND MOPING ABOUT AND SO AM I. NEED TO GO PLACES AND DO THINGS BUT IT'S A PIA WHEN IT'S RAINING. GOT ABOUT FOUR MORE DAYS OF THIS ACCORDING TO THE WEATHER PROPHETS. OH JOY.

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Re: Thursday 9 Oct 2014
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Nice to see students doing well

BTW Today is Andy's Birthday as well.

Happy B-day Andy!


WHAT'S THIS, ANDY THE AGELESS HAVING A BIRTHDAY? OR IS IT A BOGUS BIRTHDAY?
HIPPO BIRDIE TWO ANDY ALSO.

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Re: Thursday 9 Oct 2014
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THIS IS MY GUNSHOW BUDDY'S NEW WEBSITE (A WORK IN PROGRESS)

http://www.samuraisource.com/


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Re: Thursday 9 Oct 2014
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FOR MY FELLOW GUN NUTS:

http://imgur.com/a/3kabN

NOTE GASES COMING OUT OF AR ACTION, DIRTY DESIGN.


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Re: Thursday 9 Oct 2014
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I'm another year older

oh joy!


HIPPO BIRDIE TWO EWE!

OVERCAST THIS MORNING, IT'S FIXING TO RAIN ON THE CHEROKEES AND THE WHOLE BUNCH OF US. GOOD THING I'VE GOT A COUPLE OF BOOKS TO READ AND SOME SHOTSHELLS TO RELOAD.

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Re: Wednesday gathering 8 October 2014
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WARM AND OVERCAST DAY IN THE NATIONS. MISSED OUT ON THE MOON SHOW BECAUSE OF CLOUDS. JUST CUT THE OBSTACLE COURSE; LAST TIME THIS YEAR I SINCERELY HOPE.

I SEE WHERE THE PROFIT MOBAMA WILL NOT LIMIT TRAVEL FROM EBOLALAND AS IT WOULD BE BAD FOR AFRICANS. SILLY ME, I THOUGHT THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT WAS SUPPOSED TO SERVE THE BEST INTEREST OF AMERICANS.

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THE IRISH, GOD BLESS 'EM. MY LAST OUTFIT IN THE ARMY HAD A BUNCH OF IRISHMEN, GREAT BUNCH OF GUYS, WHAT PARTIES WE HAD, IF YOU LEFT HUNGRY OR SOBER IT WAS NOBODIES FAULT BUT YOUR OWN.

OUR CW4 MAINTENANCE TECH WAS BORN ON THE ALD SOD & CAME TO THE US AS A CHILD. IT WAS OUR LUCK TO BE INVOLVED IN SOME KING OF GAO AUDIT AND THEY SENT A EAST INDIAN ACCOUNTANT TO INSPECT OUR MOTORPOOL. THIS GUY KNEW AS MUCH ABOUT ARMOR BN MOTORPOOLS AS I KNEW ABOUT ACCOUNTING. PRETTY SOON HE HAD THE CHIEF'S FACE REDDER THAN HIS HAIR. NEVER SEEN ANYBODY SO MAD. WE WERE AFRAID HE WAS GOING TO HAVE A STROKE. WE HAD TO SEND HIM TO THE HOUSE; IT WAS THE ONLY WAY THAT BOTH HE AND THE ACCOUNTANT COULD LEAVE THE MOTORPOOL ALIVE.

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Re: Tuesday 7 October 2014
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Need some parts for your Corvette.....heck just make them....and a blue frog too.....$1000.00......


DID YOU SEE, SOME OUTFIT IN CALIFORNIA IS SELLING CNC SETUP PACKAGES THAT MACHINE AR LOWERS? JUST WHAT YOU NEED FOR YOUR WORKBENCH.

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I LEARNED RIGHT QUICK NOT TO TRY TO KEEP UP WITH THE KRAUTS :-0


What do you call an angry German?

A sour kraut!


:-)

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should be a nice cool 98 today.
Hair cut day. My classroom aide is in beauty school and she is giving me the hair cut. I told her if she screws it up she still has to look at it 5 days a week


LOL, HOPE YOU'VE BEEN NICE TO HER. SHE MAY HAVE TO LOOK AT IT BUT YOU WILL HAVE TO WEAR IT :-) BUT NEVER FEAR, HAIR IS A RENEWABLE RESOURCE, UNLESS YOU'RE FOLLICULARLY CHALLENGED.

THE SUN IS SHINING ON THE CHEROKEES, SUPPOSED TO GET UP TO 85 TODAY. HAD A TWO HOUR MEETING AT THE ROD & GUN CLUB LAST NIGHT. I USUALLY DON'T GO, HATE MEETINGS, BUT THEY WERE ABOUT TO DO SOMETHING RATHER STUPID. WE DODGED THE BULLET THIS TIME. IT WAS A GOOD IDEA POORLY WRITTEN, THAT WOULD HAVE OPENED THE CLUB TO BEING LOOTED BY CROOKED OFFICERS. SEEMS A LOT OF PEOPLE CAN SEE NO FURTHER THAN THE END OF THEIR NOSE.

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When I signed up for the USAF in 73 part of my reason was to escape the booze and the drugs. I soon learned that wherever you go, there you are. I escaped neither the booze or the drugs yet found others much like myself from around the country and the world. While in Germany I found they also had a rather open opinion on sex too. So as Brad has alluded, at least then, the military ran on booze.
A good time was had by all.


THE GERMANS TOOK FIENDISH DELIGHT IN DRINKING G I'S UNDER THE TABLE. I LEARNED RIGHT QUICK NOT TO TRY TO KEEP UP WITH THE KRAUTS :-0

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GOT ANOTHER EYE FOLLOW UP TODAY; BE GLAD WHEN IT'S ALL DONE. RIGHT NOW WITH MY GLASSES ON I CAN SEE OUT OF MY RIGHT EYE BUT NOT THE LEFT; WITH GLASSES OFF I CAN SEE OUT OF THE LEFT EYE BUT NOT THE RIGHT. DRIVING ME CRAZY!


Knock one lens out. Problem solved. That will be $100, please.


EXACTLY. PROBLEM IS MY CURRENT GLASSES ARE RIMLESS :-(
TRIED IT WITH AN OLD PAIR, BUT RESULTS ARE UNDERWHELMING. MAY HAVE TO SPEND SOME MONEY ON THIS.

YOUR CHECK IS IN THE MAIL---

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FEELING LITERARY TODAY.

LONG AGO AND FAR AWAY, IN A WORLD THAT IS NO MORE, A SQUADRON OF THE 2D ARMORED CALVARY REGIMENT CHANCED TO HAVE A SIZABLE MINORITY OF MORMON OFFICERS. COMMON COURTESY THEREFORE REQUIRED TWO PUNCH BOWLS AT SQUADRON SOCAL FUNCTIONS TO ACCOMMODATE THEIR AVERSION TO ALCOHOL.

TWO SECOND LIEUTENANTS, IN KEEPING WITH THE ANCIENT TROUBLE MAKING TRADITION OF CORONETS OF HORSE, DECIDED TO ADDRESS THIS SITUATION. AT THE NEXT PARTY THE MORMON PUNCH BOWL WAS FILLED WITH A TOTALLY INNOXIOUS TASTING BUT QUITE POTENT MIXTURE WHICH INCLUDED, AS I RECALL, LIME SHERBET AND BLACKBERRY BRANDY AS MAIN INGREDIENTS. A GOOD TIME WAS HAD BY ALL. THE MORMONS TALKED FOR WEEKS ABOUT WHAT A GREAT TIME THEY HAD AND HOW MUCH SUPERIOR IT WAS TO PREVIOUS SQUADRON SOCIAL FUNCTIONS.

IN US ARMY KASERNES IN GERMANY GOSSIP WAS SUPREME, AND OF COURSE, THE SECRET HAD TO LEAK OUT. THERE WAS CONSIDERABLE GRUMPING ON ONE HAND AND SNICKERING ON THE OTHER.

AND FOR THOSE MAKING UNFOUNDED ASSUMPTIONS, I SERVED IN THE 11TH ACR, NEVER IN THE 2D :-) DARLING WIFE MUST STILL HAVE THE RECIPE TUCKED AWAY SOMEPLACE.

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Re: Monday 6 October 2014
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NATIONAL MAD HATTER DAY


THE TAG "MAD AS A HATTER" CAME ABOUT AS A RESULT OF EXTENSIVE USE OF MERCURY IN THE FELTING PROCESS WITH DELETERIOUS NEUROLOGICAL EFFECTS ON THOSE IN THAT TRADE.

THE SUN IS SHINING ON THE NATIONS THIS MORNING, HAD A THUNDER STORM ABOUT MIDNIGHT WITH MUCH SOUND AND LIGHT BUT INFINITESIMAL RAIN.

GOT ANOTHER EYE FOLLOW UP TODAY; BE GLAD WHEN IT'S ALL DONE. RIGHT NOW WITH MY GLASSES ON I CAN SEE OUT OF MY RIGHT EYE BUT NOT THE LEFT; WITH GLASSES OFF I CAN SEE OUT OF THE LEFT EYE BUT NOT THE RIGHT. DRIVING ME CRAZY!

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Re: Cool, Clear Sunday Chat 10.05.14
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END OF A NICE FALL DAY. DROVE THE BUMBLEBEE OVER TO OKMULGEE TO SEE #1 DAUGHTER & FAMILY. #1 SIL, THE ORTHAPOD, IS GOING CRAZY WORKING FOR THE CREEK NATION. HE FLED THE VA TO ESCAPE THE ENDLESS BUREAUCRACY AND NOW HAS TRIBAL POLITICS TO CONTEND WITH. ALWAYS SOME DAMNED THING :-0

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Re: Sadderday Chat 10.04.14
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WORK? I'VE NEVER BEEN AFRAID OF WORK; I OFTEN GO TO SLEEP RIGHT BESIDE IT.

COLD THIS MORNING, 34 IN TAHLEQUAH, THE CHEROKEES ARE GETTING OUT LONG SLEEVE SHIRTS AND JACKETS. WARMER HERE, 42, WE'RE UP ON A HILL AND TAHLEQUAH IS IN A HOLE WHERE COLD AIR COLLECTS.

CURSE THOSE FLIP-FLOPS! YOU MIGHT NEED SOME INTERNAL LUBRICANT TO EASE THE PAIN. WELLERS WORKS FOR ME. GOOD FOR SNAKEBITE TOO, I ALWAYS KEEP A SMALL SNAKE HANDY JUST IN CASE :-)

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Re: Friday 3 October 2014
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For GRIS ;-)

WOW! WHAT A MEMORY FILE THAT OPENS UP. WHEN THAT WAS POPULAR I WAS FLYING FROM FT HOOD TO ARIZONA ABOUT TWICE A MONTH TO TRAIN A RESERVE TANK BN. MY PARTNER IN CRIME HAD SO MUCH SCRAP IRON STILL IN HIM FROM 'NAM HE COULDN'T GET THRU THE METAL DETECTORS AND THEY WOULD PULL HIM OUT FOR INDIVIDUAL SCREENING AND I'D GIVE HIM HELL OVER BEING A WANTA-BE SKYJACKER. I COULD USUALLY PASS THE DETECTORS IF THEY WEREN'T SET TOO HIGH.

THOSE WERE GREAT DAYS FOR AIR TRAVEL. SOUTHWEST, FORMERLY TREE TOP AIRLINES, PRIDED ITSELF IN HAVING A DRINK IN YOUR HAND BEFORE THE WHEELS WERE UP. WE MADE A POINT OF FLYING SOUTHWEST :-)

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CLEAR AND COOL THIS MORNING, THE SUN WILL SHINE ON THE NATIONS. GOT ABOUT AN INCH AND A HALF OF RAIN YESTERDAY, WHICH WAS NEEDED.

THE FOG HAS LIFTED FROM THE EYE, WISH IT WOULD LIFT FROM THE BRAIN :-)

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