Good Morning

Lots going on this morning. Just wanted to say hey.




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Good Morning CGs!

Supposed to be a bit cooler today, 81 as opposed to 91 yesterday and 97 two days ago. That dip in the pool yesterday was great, can't wait to do it again. Water temp was 74 which is warm for the first day open. I like it about 76-78 but better than 68 which it has been in the past.

Ordered a few repair parts for the vette last night. I want to get my ac going this year. Lots of little projects to do.

Hope everyone has a great day!

Matthew

Hey! Gonna be a lovely evening for golf league - high of 61 with a chance of rain between 4PM and 7PM. But at least it will be windy.

Have a good day, Gurus!

Ah geez bad night. I started P90X yesterday morning and jumped right in with a full workout and then worked all day and my muscles were so tight I could not sleep. Finally about 2:30 I jumped in the hot tub and that finally relaxed me enough to get to sleep......now I am very tired and its......BIG TUESDAY......

I guess I gotta start slow due to my age but I hate limitations and that is what age does .....

I gotta go I better take a lot of caffeine with me....have a good day Guru's.....

M o r n i n g g u y s . . . . . I, too, had a not so good night. Could NOT get comfortable again. No pain really, just uncomfortable. Went from bed, to my lazy boy, to the couch and finally back to bed. Pain meds didn't help at all. I have PT in about an hour, I'll ask them about it. Everything I've heard is after the first two weeks that things get better pretty fast. I sure hope so today is the end of two weeks.

For once I slept great. Just not enough of it. Didn't want to come back to work today, the drive yesterday wore me out, and I'm caught up here at work so it will be a long day today. I hope the boss decides to take off and stay home, he brings stress in the door with him and I'm not up for it today. I'd like to go back home and sleep some more...

These sentences (with all the BLOOPERS) actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church services:
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The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals...
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The sermon this morning: Jesus Walks on the Water.The sermon tonight: Searching for Jesus.
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Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.
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Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community. Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say 'Hell' to someone who doesn't care much about you...
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Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help.
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Miss Charlene Mason sang 'I will not pass this way again,' giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.
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For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
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Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get.
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Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.
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A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow...
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At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be 'What Is Hell?' Come early and listen to our choir practice.
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Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
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Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
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The church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment and gracious hostility.
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Potluck supper Sunday at 5pm - prayer and medication to follow.
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The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.
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This evening at 7pm there will be a hymn singing in the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.
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Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10am. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B. S. Is done.
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The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the Congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday.
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Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7pm. Please use the back door.
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The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7pm. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.
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Weight Watchers will meet at 7pm at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.
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The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new campaign slogan last Sunday:"I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours".

Those are funny.....

Ultra, what is P90X? Some sort of a workout program?

Did not sleep well last night, trying to track down an irritating ground issue on the RX7 which blows a fuse not allowing car to start.

Then get in the Vette to go to work and that won't start, making strange noises. I've already posted a question on the scant information I have. Took Miata to work.

Hope you guys have a good day!

Greetings!

I've got another mellow day today.

We tried using the rotisserie attachment on our grill last night for the first time. We did two whole chickens - and it was outstanding! I made some Klondike Gold mashed potatoes, veggies, and gravy. Delish!

My wife and I volunteered to help out our new neighbors. My wife even kicked in two of her crew members. My BIL came over with the backhoe for an hour and a half. Only charged them a hundred bucks and that went to my BIL. About $650 worth of work for a hundered bucks. I'd say that was downright neighborly. That's the Guru way. Do something nice for someone today and everyday. Give somebody a hand up. You never know when you may be the one needing a hand.


Especially Matt .....

Great job, and I totally agree, Tommy!

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Hhmmm. Klondike mashed potatoes gives me an idea. How about using Klondike Bar ice cream intead of milk? Am I a gourmet or what?


I know, I know ........ I'm a what.

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Psst, Psst, Hey neighbor.

My landscaping needs some professional help (as only you could provide).

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The bigger the wing, the bigger the w............nevermind.

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Is that Tommy's new turtle?

Afternoon folks. Had a PT session this morning, still making progress.....slow but sure.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Sounds like it should make those potatoes tasty, Tommy.

How's the knee Bill?

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Stupid, stupid........hurts then quits, swells up (mildly) then goes back down.

The dumb thing is...it feels much better the more I walk on it. Goes back to huurting if I sit in a chair with it bent. Then, feels better if I walk.

It also can get worse when I sleep, must be doing deep knee bends in my sleep.

Evening guys...it has been a pretty good day. Late here the leg has been achy. Went out with wife and grandson to eat. After that we took GS to the school's big parking lot to let him drive some.

He is taking drivers Ed and up to now has NEVER shown any interest in learning to drive. Rosie took him out the other day to let him do some driving, but she had assumed that he knew something about driving....wrong. I discussed with him the controls, dash and pedals. So once we got there he did a pretty good job. It's a big parking lot and we went round and round. Stop and go turning, angle parking. More practice is needed.........LOTS more practice.

I was lucky tee. I was doing that at 7 years old. Dad thought that was quality time.

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Hola Guru's....just got in and am having a salad then a burger cooked on the grill....How do you make Klondike potatos? Sounds good! The thing about summer that I like is that Uwoman is home and takes over the cooking duties because I get in late a lot......

Those car pics are hilarious.....made me laugh....

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Ya a guy named Tony Horton who is a workout guru started putting these together and had a P90 workout which is the one that led up to the P90X program. Get ripped in 90 days. I like it because it mixes things up each day. I went through it a year or so ago and was doing really well. I was in good shape.

Infomercials on all the time on Direct TV or look up their website at Beachbody.com

Its an hour every day if you buy in.....I had to take one or two days off to recoup....

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Yep, give them your credit card number and the price is $14.99 for your "Trial". But they won't tell you the real price.

The program may be very, very good but the guy is a sleezebag.

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Using the ice cream part would be easy.

The chocolate might make it look kinda funny.