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Oh! Moanday!

So my son and I plan 4 days to get his ship in order. Lots of tasks involved. And my wife decides to invite my ex inlaws, my sons grandparents, down to surprise him at a birthday dinner. Who is supposed to entertain them over the next few days while she (my wife) is working? Thanks honey. Thanks so much. My moan for the day.

Greetings! As usual, the alarm clock was a most unwelcome sound. Gotta take my Maxima in today to have a few things fixed - a little hail damage from this spring, a self-inflicted dent from moving stuff around in the garage last winter, and a deep scratch from who knows where. Figured I may as well get it taken care of before I put the Vette away and have a spare car. Leaves are starting to fall like a madman, so I'll be up to my ears in yard work soon. Fortunately, that means that several months of no yardwork lie ahead.

Have a good day, yawlz!

Zombie gnomes:

Wow the chat is off and running today....colder cloudy and windy today but going back to high and dry for the rest of the week. Got the GS cleaned up yesterday from the trip and just rested up from the past week...did take the HD out for a spin it was so nice.

Back to work big time this week as the fall work gets started early due to early harvest. Gotta go..more later...

This will waste some of your Monday......

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I'm doing that without any external help thank you.

"What to do next." will come as a flash of incite as I contemplate.

Though I may talk to Dr. Rebuild today.

@ Bill.....how are your donations coming in........?

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Way too slow.

The casino only donated $20 last night, hardly worth going.
$20 won't even buy a can of body filler (the good stuff, not what most guys use ).

My internet ideas have generated $0, thanks Gurus I'll have to come up with somptin better than 24 Hour Enema

The Reverend Stig has left the building.

Hmmmm....it probably has something to do with the recession....normaly people will throw money at anything....

Maybe you could sell advertising to be displayed on the C2 like they do in NASCAR...I am sure the casino and other places you frequent would buy spots....the casino would want the hood I'm thinking since your are one of their best lose....err...customers........you could generate hundreds of dollars.....

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Hey Matt ... You're in luck. Show this to your wife and put away the apron.

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Don't forget to flush.

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Greetings from Lafayette, Co. near Boulder where my eldest daughter bought a 2 bedroom 1940's fixer upper. So me being a retired wood butcher, I drove the '91 Caprice wagon out, loaded with furniture, stuff and tools. Also fly fishing gear. We're heading to the mountains after work today for some fun.

Sounds like fun Joe....too bad you couldn't take the GS....

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I came across an interesting statistic the other day. It said that 50% of all divorced people are female. Ponder that for just a moment. OK, time's up move along, nothing more to see here.

Safe travels, Joe!

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well that answers a lot of questions I had on the subject.....thanks for sharing....

50% of devorced people...................Lost half their toys.

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Hey guys....been another busy day. Not sure what I've gotten done though. Kids have been pretty quiet.

Got to go, kids showing up.

Whilst Marcus revels in cooler weather, we are still in the grasp of a never ending heat wave...

92 today...

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Uh...Mr. T-Bone.....this is uh..Morris down at the dock....uh..

Good story....I always told my kids that hell hath no fury like their old man would have if they ever bullied anyone....and if they were bullied then they were to set up the time in the parking lot and they were given permission to kick whoevers ass while I kicked their parents ass.....we never had a problem.


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Good Evening CGs!

Busy day as usual. At the mall doing some clothing returns from RR#2s bday gifts.

Marcus - I saw that story last week. Hs kids are aholes. Glad it worked out for the girl.

Marcus, I found out early that there is strength in numbers. Loners are easy prey for the wolves. Now that I'm a loner again I'm thinking 9MMs might offer some protection against one that might mess with an aging wolf.

Back on the home front.
I've been stuck in the middle of battles waged between my wife and my 34 y/o son. Each believes I should hold their position and inevidably I choose the middle ground. I think each should change their position. One should work more and think less and the other should think less and be more tolerable. I end up pissing off both of them. Being the mediator is a thankless job. It's far from over. In the end, nobody is going to be happy. I've plead my case. In the end, I'll win. Just thought I'd end Moanday with a moan.

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