Good morning gang.

It's Tuesday not much going on this a.m. Shoule be nice today but cool temps in the middle 30's.

Word of the Day Tuesday, March 26, 2013.

wrest\ rest \, verb;

1. to take away by force: to wrest a knife from a child.

2. to twist or turn; pull, jerk, or force by a violent twist.

3. to get by effort: to wrest a living from the soil.

4. to twist or turn from the proper course, application, use, meaning, or the like; wrench.

noun:

1. a wresting; twist or wrench.

2. a key or small wrench for tuning stringed musical instruments, as the harp or piano, by turning the pins to which the strings are fastened.

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From the Old Norse wreista meaning "to bend, twist," wrest shares its origin with the word wrist .

Gibaho

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You know this one is heading straight downhill, so I might as well get it rolling.


Last night I gibaho fiddy dollas.

Har!

Greetings! Spring must be here, since I was able to pick up a newspaper ad that had been encased in ice at the bottom of my driveway for weeks. And I saw one of my sprinkler heads.

Cleanup in the C5 Tech aisle :-P

Have a good day, Gurus. And painful rectal itch to spammers.

Good morning guys......City had a power outage last night, scheduled maintenance, so we knew about it. Thank God for cell phones with alarms. Now just have to go through the house and reset things that were electricity dependent. GS has first baseball game today, so we will head for that after school.

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I saw that too, but refrained from say anything.

Oldie, but sooooooooo true:

A Man's Age, as Determined by a Trip to Home Depot

You are in the middle of a few projects at your home: putting in a new fence, painting the basement walls, putting in a new garden. You are hot and sweaty, covered in dust, lawn clippings, dirt and paint. You have your old work clothes on. You know the outfit -- shorts with the hole in the crotch, old T-shirt with a stain from who-knows-what, and an old pair of tennis shoes.

Right in the middle of these projects you realize you need to run to Home Depot for supplies.

Depending on your age you might do the following:

In your 20s:
Stop what you are doing. Shave, take a shower, blow dry your hair, brush your teeth, floss and put on clean clothes.
Check yourself in the mirror and flex. Add a dab of your favorite cologne because, you never know, you just might meet some hot chick while standing in the checkout line.

And yes, you went to school with the pretty girl running the register.

In your 30s:
Stop what you are doing, put on clean shorts and shirt. Change your shoes. You married the hot chick so no need for much else.
Wash your hands and comb your hair. Check yourself in the mirror. Still got it. Add a shot of your favorite cologne to cover the smell.

The cute girl running the register is the kid sister to someone you went to school with.

In your 40s:
Stop what you are doing. Put on a sweatshirt that is long enough to cover the hole in the crotch of your shorts.
Put on different shoes and a hat. Wash your hands. Your bottle of Brute is almost empty, so don't waste any of it on a trip to Home Depot.
Check yourself in the mirror and do more sucking in than flexing.

The hot young thing running the register is your daughter's age and you feel weird about thinking she's spicy.

In your 50s:
Stop what you are doing. Put on a hat. Wipe the dirt off your hands onto your shirt. Change shoes because you don't want to get dog crap in your new sports car. Check yourself in the mirror and swear not to wear that shirt anymore
because it makes you look fat.

The cutie running the register smiles when she sees you coming and you think you still have it. Then you remember -- the hat you have on is from Bubba's Bait & Beer Bar and it says, 'I Got Worms '

In your 60s:
Stop what you are doing. No need for a hat any more. Hose the dog crap off your shoes. The mirror was shattered when you were in your 50s. You hope you have underwear on so nothing hangs out the hole in your pants.

The girl running the register may be cute but you don't have your glasses on, so you're not sure.

In your 70s:
Stop what you are doing. Wait to go to Home Depot until the drug store has your prescriptions ready too. Don't even notice the dog crap on your shoes.

The young thing at the register stares at you and you realize your balls are hanging out the hole in your crotch.

In your 80s:
Stop what you are doing. Start again. Then stop again. Now you remember you need to go to Home Depot. Go to Wal-Mart instead.
You went to school with the old lady greeter.

You wander around trying to remember what you are looking for. Then you fart out loud and think someone called your name.

In your 90s & beyond:
What's a home deep hoe? Something for my garden? Where am I? Who am I? Why am I reading this?
Did I send it? Did you? Who farted?

CLEAN UP IN THE C5 ISLE........GEEZ.....WHERE ARE THE MODS.....

I was wrested out of bed this morning so I could help clean the whole house so the cleaning lady can come clean the whole house.......I just....I mean....forget it let's move on....

Sun may shine here and someone said maybe 40 degrees or so...bring it I say...

Gerome Gibaho to his little brother for his birthday...

better eat my porrage fast the dreaded cleaning lady is on her way.......

enjoy you day Guru's.....

That's funny Brad but shockingly true.....

Thought you have some badass guns.....take a few minutes and check these hardcore guys out.....very cool stuff..Everybody say goodby to Bob...hahahaha....

Good Morning CGs!

Wifey is off at work and RR#1 had a sleepover at Grandma's house, so it will be boy's day around the household. I have a few items around the house I need to fix, and later we are going to MIL's for dinner. Throw in a workout for me and a nap for the little one and we are good to go.

Weight is up a little more this morning and the lifting is going well for my new program. Hasn't been a month yet, but I'm on track. We'll see at the end of April how it all panned out.

I might try to pull the battery today and check on a replacement tomorrow.

Hope everyone has a great day!

Matthew

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It's a good thing Tommy is retired. He can finally take a wrest.

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Don't let Bill see that

I already cleaned that up along with 30 or so spammers that signed up.

I have to wrest my Gibaho.


Up and out early this mornin. No scool today so driving back and forth the Coconut Grove was a breeze. We have a Passover Seder tonight at the synagogue. We go with my wifes mom and dad. We listen to the Passover prayers and readings and eat while we do it. I stayed up late and woke up early, plus it's a litle cool outside so there is a very good chance that a nap is in order. The list can wait.

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Sleeping in until 6:30, half the day's shot to hell already.

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Be careful of thet carpel tunnel thingy.

Bill, I see a state senator in Nevada is floating the idea of allowing betting on presidential elections :-P

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Which one?

Might as well, if you won it would be the only time any of us got anything good outa a presidential election.

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I wouldn't want to be his sparing pardner while he practiced that.

Geeze, I haven't watched any of this since-

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Tick Segerblom

@Brad - Too funny!

Oh yeah, another chore today is changing the headlight on the Xterra....always something.

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Just to give you an idea, I deleted 8 more spammers a minute ago. That's since the last time I deleted the other group two hours ago.

Why do you think Andy keeps you around, Matt?

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+ another 8 and that asswip motherf..............that keeps posting about canadain nonprescription shit

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My ruggedly handsome good looks and sharp wit, clearly.

I hit em all the time. A short users list only means a mod has been busy.

I got the battery pulled out of the Vette today. The water levels were low so I filled them and tried to charge it again although I knew it was futile. The side of the battery had started to bulge which is a sure sign it's dead. With the topped off water it still wouldn't charge over 11.25 volts and with the charger off was around 9.5. I did find the receipt for the battery and it's from September or October 2007. It has an 85 month prorated warranty, so I might get a couple bucks off when I take it to Interstate tomorrow for a new one.

I also put new headlights in the truck. As it turns out I had a new dual pack of Sylvanias in my bulb box so I installed them both and took the one good one out as a spare. They say you should replace them in pairs...this is the first time I've ever done that.

Good back and bicep workout as well, so today was a full day.

Two, four, six, eight
Who should we eviscerate?

Spammers!

Since us Guru's always want to stay on the cutting edge, I need to make you aware of Bang & Olufsen's new 85 inch 3D TV, absolutely the best thing going today.

And the price is only $1,000.........per inch.

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Do they have those at Wallyworld?

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Can you imagine saying to some one there "I want one of hose B&O's and I have $85,000 in cash."

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More like walking in to Walmart and saying I have BO and 85 cents in cash....

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Sounds like a nice stocking stuffer from the Neiman Marcus Christmas Catalogue. You do get the Neiman Marcus Christmas catalogue, don't you?

Oh, by the way ....... Only 9 more months till Christmas. I'm sure some of you have already put up your Christmas lights.

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Some of us still have them up!

Oh crap.

Knew there was SOMETHING I forgot to do today.