My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned... couldn't concentrate.

Then I worked as a lumberjack but I couldn't hack it, so they gave me the ax.

After that I tried being a tailor, but I wasn't suited for it... and it was a so-so job.

Next I tried working in a muffler factory, but that was too exhausting.

My best job was being a musician, till I found I wasn't noteworthy.

I wanted to start a bakery but I couldn't raise the dough.

I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I didn't have any patience.

I became a professional fisherman until I couldn't live on my net income.

I managed to get a job with a pool maintenance company, but the work was just too draining

So I applied for a job in a workout center, but they said I wasn't fit for the job.

I finally got a job as a historian until I realized there was no future in it.

My last job was working at Starbucks, but I quit because it was the same old grind.

I was thinking of becoming a corrections officer but the positions are all locked up.

Let's see what turns up tomorrow.

looks way too much like Cuisinart's resume.

There should be some kind of suitable pun-ishment for that post :-P

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did you make those up??

Those were great

I made copies and gave them to my kids

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GROAN...

I was going to write...what a great way to start the day but we just had a power surge.

Hmmm, I cant think of anything good to post.

I didn't choose the vacuum industry, It just kinda sucked me in......

We, in the vacuum industry, we sit around and try to make nothing all day long.....and the closer we get to nothing...the happier we get..

I am an engineer, and therefore can't think of anything witty to say about engineering.

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By George, I think your right. There is absolutely nothing witty or funny to say about engineering.

As a Computer Geek, I understand that 1 + 1 = 10. Bogus will verify this to be true.

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Best response of the thread....lol.

Matthew

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This is correct.

Binarily speaking.