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Matatk Sunday! Sunday! Sunday! Chat 11.20.11
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Good Morning CGs!

Hope everyone is up and at 'em early today...ok, maybe not. But since I am, you should all suffer, too.

Haven't seen any exciting war stories yet (although Tom's cabinets looked good!) so what was good over the weekend? I put a few miles on the car, that was it. And I had some pie from Baker's Square...yum. Wow, what an exciting weekend for me...lol. Please let me live vicariously through your pleasurable weekends instead....

Hope everyone has a great day!

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Early morning for me. Our house guests have a very active 4 year old who has about 20 times too much energy for a Sunday morning... Planning to attend a small car show today just to say Hi to the local Corvette guys and put some more miles on the new motor. After the drag strip action last weekend the Spec stage 3+ clutch has fully bedded in and now feels like a completely stock clutch - its awesome to drive!

Have a great Sunday
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Morning...
I held the couch down all day yesterday. Had the mullygrubbs I guess. Got up later last night and checked in on my neighbor lady - she's remodeling her bathroom. Wanted to go for a walk at the track, just didn't feel good. Maybe today. Did manage to get all that deer jerky meat out of the freezer, got it thawed and have the cure on it. Tomorrow night when it's done curing I'll finish up some of that. I'll have some hickory, mesquite, original and cajun.
It's rainy and ugly here but warm still so I need to get some plants in the ground and need to get the car cleaned up also. Had a small room heater for the bedroom konk out last night. I woke up smelling something but couldn't get awake enough to see about it. Now I know what it was and kinda scared me a little. Heater shopping later
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Good morning gang.
Packing a suitcase for my monday morning flight out.
After 6 weeks of sitting, I may get to take the vette for a ride. Starter broke, and the Canton road race oil pan requires the passenger side header be removed. Yesterdays 1 hour project turned into 5 hours, but it is done.
Maybe do a datalog to see where the tune up is in the cold weather.
Enjoy the rest of the weekend...
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Good to hear from you Pete.
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Good Morning Guru's.....after the Husker melt down yesterday I was so worked up I went out and worked on getting my shop cleaned up.....It looks as good right now as it has in years....I would put a pic up but don't want to shame anyone...

Today Me and Ultraboy will go to church...Uwoman is off visiting her Mom for the weekend...then I better get the place cleaned up...heh heh....seems Uboy had a few friends over for the game...

Matt here is what we do in Nebraska for fun.....just throw in the cow tank heater to warm it up and shazzaaammmm...hot tub...

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Enjoy your day Guru's.....
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Thanks Bill!
I lurk alot. For some reason, this forum always logs me out automatically, usually within hours of logging on.
I usually do a quick scan for the trans questions, to see if I can help.
I dont go over to Cf much these days.
Between the usual baloney, and that 81 vette 81 big girl guy, I cant stomach it.
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I went out and worked on getting my shop cleaned up.....It looks as good right now as it has in years....I would put a pic up but don't want to shame anyone...

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I only hit C2 and Roadracing there (pretty decent group considering it's CF). Haven't been on C4 there for years.
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Morning folks....Thanks Matt, I still have a few things to do over there, but I'm sure she's happy (she wasn't there all day).
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Greetings! I logged some practice time for the Sleep-In Olympics, think I have a shot at a medal. It's done snowing, and I finished shoveling after the plow came by before I went to bed, so it'll be a lazy day here. Mmmmmmm, jerky - the best I ever had was some snow goose jerky a friend made, just melt-in-your-mouth amazing. And I remember the last time I went to Baker's Square - went there to buy a pie to bring home, hadn't been there for a while. I pulled in the lot, parked, walked in the door, looked around frantically and said, "WTF are the pies?" I hadn't noticed they'd sold the place to a Greek restaurant.

Have a good day, yawlz!
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morning gurus, got up early and went dear hunting. got in the stand at 6:00 am. sat for and hour, then a doe stepped out of the woods. she stood there for a few secs. spotted me and started to haul butt. then right behind came another doe and a buck- 8 pointer. couldnt get a shot off. to many trees between us. when i did get a clear view all i could hit was the butt. leety isnt that what yall call a arkansas head shot lol. oh well it was fun anyway. saw a coyote yesterday but was too far away to shoot.
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The only cow in a small town in Ireland stopped giving milk. Then the town folk found they could buy a cow in Scotland quite cheaply.

So, they brought the cow over from Scotland. It was absolutely wonderful. It produced lots of milk every day and everyone was happy.

They bought a bull to mate with the cow to get more cows, so they'd never have to worry about their milk supply again. They put the bull in the pasture with the cow, but whenever the bull tried to mount the cow, the cow would move away. No matter what approach the bull tried, the cow would move away from the bull, and he was never able to do the deed.

The people were very upset and decided to go to The Vet, who was very wise, tell him what was happening and ask his advice.

"Whenever the bull tries to mount our cow, she moves away.
If he approaches from the back, she moves forward.
When he approaches her from the front, she backs off.
If he attempts it from the one side, she walks away to the other side."

The Vet rubbed his chin thoughtfully and pondered this, before asking, "Did you by chance, buy this cow in Scotland?"

The people were dumbfounded, since no one had ever mentioned that they had brought the cow over from Scotland.

"You are truly a wise Vet," they said. "How did you know we got the cow from Scotland?

The Vet replied with a distant look in his eye:

"My wife is from Scotland."
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The only cow in a small town in Ireland stopped giving milk. Then the town folk found they could buy a cow in Scotland quite cheaply.

So, they brought the cow over from Scotland. It was absolutely wonderful. It produced lots of milk every day and everyone was happy.

They bought a bull to mate with the cow to get more cows, so they'd never have to worry about their milk supply again. They put the bull in the pasture with the cow, but whenever the bull tried to mount the cow, the cow would move away. No matter what approach the bull tried, the cow would move away from the bull, and he was never able to do the deed.

The people were very upset and decided to go to The Vet, who was very wise, tell him what was happening and ask his advice.

"Whenever the bull tries to mount our cow, she moves away.
If he approaches from the back, she moves forward.
When he approaches her from the front, she backs off.
If he attempts it from the one side, she walks away to the other side."

The Vet rubbed his chin thoughtfully and pondered this, before asking, "Did you by chance, buy this cow in Scotland?"

The people were dumbfounded, since no one had ever mentioned that they had brought the cow over from Scotland.

"You are truly a wise Vet," they said. "How did you know we got the cow from Scotland?

The Vet replied with a distant look in his eye:

"My wife is from Scotland."




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x2 Didn't see the punchline coming. I thought the Scotish cow was gonna be a bull and they've all been drinking ......... nevermind ........
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The party's over
The open house/50th B-day party last night was a little too big for my liking but what's done is done. I enjoyed the people that were here but I was like a humming bird jumping from flower to flower trying to talk to everybody. We had plenty of food and a good selection It started at 04:00PM and ended around 11:00 PM. My guess is there was around 50 people. Next party for us is on Christmas Day but it will be about 1/2 the size of this one. Thursday the family is getting together at the Casino for Thanksgiving Dinner at 06:00PM. That is really a great way to go. Excellent food selection, no fuss, no muss. Eat, chat, dessert, chat, kisses and hugs, great to see ya ....... and good bye. Three hours or so and home to bed. No dishes to make, no dishes to clean. Love it ...........
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A young man stopped at a local restaurant after a day of roaming around in Mexico.

While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious-looking platter being served at the next table.

It looked good.

It smelled good.

He asked the waiter, "What is that you just served?"

The waiter replied, "Ah senor, you have excellent taste! Those are bull's testicles from the bull fight this morning. A delicacy!"

The visitor, though momentarily daunted, said, "What the heck, I'm on holiday down here! Bring me an order!"

The waiter replied, "I am so sorry senor. There is only one serving per day because there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come early tomorrow and place your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy!"

The next morning, the man returned, placed his order, and then that evening was served the one and only special delicacy of the day.

After a few bites, and inspecting the contents of his platter, he called to the waiter and said, "These are delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday!"

The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, "Si, Senor. Sometimes the bull wins."
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What do you call a sleeping bull?
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That one was funny too, Tommy....I guess you and I have the same kind of mind. I had to watch that one.
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A Corvette restorer was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess."

He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.

The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week."

The Corvette restorer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket.

The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you for a whole year."

Again the Vette man took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.

Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a year. Why won't you kiss me?"

The guy said, "Look I'm restoring a Corvette. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog, now that's cool!"
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that was a gas tommy lol.
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