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captmike13 Start of the week chat 27 Jan 2014
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Good morning gang.

Cold here today. It was 1 out when I left. It should reach a high of 5 with wind chills in the negative degrees. We may be close to record with amount of snow fall for January this year with almost 30 inches falling.

Lets get going.

Word of the Day Monday, January 27, 2014

squib\ skwib \, adjective;

1. a short and witty or sarcastic saying or writing.

2. Journalism . a short news story, often used as a filler.

verb:

1. to write squibs. 2. to shoot a squib.

Origin:

Squib is of unknown origin, though it entered English in the 1500s.
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Sâ ebarisma! I had to run a couple things down to the mailbox this morning. -39 wind chill makes the driveway seem exceptionally long. I don't know about you, but as I get older, I find that the little blue pill makes it easier for me to spend a little time rolling around on the floor:

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Word of the Day Monday, January 27, 2014

squib\ skwib \, adjective;

1. a short and witty or sarcastic saying or writing.




Later today I'll try to squibble something down.
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It's downright beautiful weather here in SoFlo. Cool mornings and very warm afternoons. Lows in the low 60's and high's in the high 70's and low 80's. I'm thinking of cleaning up the cars today. I haven't got to it lately though I planned to do it several times. All of them could use refreshing. Remember, a clean car is a happy car. (Unless your driving though slush and mud on salted streets)
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Somehow I knew that Viagra pic was on its way......funny!

I'm an Ibuprofin guy for my aches and pains but I find hot water does a good job so I can sleep at night. So I'm always in hot water around here.....

Monday and its deep cold and clear with no wind yet but its on its way. We are just outside the coldest regions of the current Alberta Clipper that is coming through. The coldest areas are north and east of us. This is usually when I wonder why I put up with it.....but know the answers.

Today......is stay indoors day and that is what I will do.

I see the new C7-R's had a rough day at Daytona yesterday but the other class Corvette was 1,2,3,4.....they will get them sorted out.

Have a prosperous day Guru's......
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I see the new C7-R's had a rough day at Daytona yesterday but the other class Corvette was 1,2,3,4.....they will get them sorted out.



Got their ass kicked...........but this is "politically correct" racing with a Nascar influence now.

A guy I know (and raced with, Memo Gidley) got hammered pretty bad in the major wreck there, broken arm, leg and back. Had surgery on the arm & leg, waiting on news about his back.
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I see the new C7-R's had a rough day at Daytona yesterday but the other class Corvette was 1,2,3,4.....they will get them sorted out.



Got their ass kicked...........but this is "politically correct" racing with a Nascar influence now.

A guy I know (and raced with, Memo Gidley) got hammered pretty bad in the major wreck there, broken arm, leg and back. Had surgery on the arm & leg, waiting on news about his back.



Yikes......hope he will be ok......what car was he in...?
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Mojo to Mr. Gidley.
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Morning guys....Cold here again, as predicted. The wind slowed down in the night, it's now just a stiff breeze. Wind chills in the -10 range. Quite a change after yesterday, it was 63 in the afternoon.

I watched that wreck, coming out alive is a testament to the way these cars are built.
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He was in one of the Ferrari's I think.
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NOT AS COLD AS ADVERTISED THIS MORNING, 24 RATHER THAN 14. SUN SHINING NOW, SUPPOSED TO CLOUD UP LATER IN THE DAY.

FOR ACHES & PAINS I GET BETTER RESULTS FROM PLAIN OLD ASPIRIN THAN ANY OF THESE "NEW FANGLED" PILLS. I USE THE COATED ONES AND HAVE NO PROBLEMS WITH THEM.

SAW THIS IN THE NEWS:
Thirty U.S. generals and admirals have been investigated for personal misconduct since October 2012, according to reports obtained by The Washington Post
CAN YOU SPELL "PURGE"?

One of the cases specified by the Post involves Brig. Gen. Martin Schweitzer, a former commander with the 82nd Airborne Division at Fort Bragg, N.C. According to the report seen by the Post, after meeting with a congresswoman identified by the paper as Rep. Renee L. Ellmers, R-N.C., Schweitzer, then a colonel sent an e-mail to colleagues saying that the congresswoman was "smoking hot" and excused a delayed reply to another email saying he had performed a sex act "3 times over the past two hours" after meeting with her.
NOW THERE IS A SERIOUS CRIME. HOW COULD SOLDIERS EVER IDENTIFY WITH AND FOLLOW A MAN WHO WOULD SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT?

WAS HE TALKING ABOUT NANCY POLOSI, DO YA THINK?
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WAS HE TALKING ABOUT NANCY POLOSI, DO YA THINK?


Not even with his much Viagra.

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He was in one of the Ferrari's I think.


I won't post the pics or vid.

Memo hit a Ferrari that was running about 20 mph, he was in one of Chip Gannassi's prototypes.

Bad deal, but it happens, it's possible that the sun angle had something to do with it.
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Not even with his much Viagra.


Or every ounce of Sammy Hagar's tequila.


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It all makes sense now.

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What??????

There ARE 2 boobs............in post 16.
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Definition of squib is lacking:
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Squib_load
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Nancy Pelosi, Justin Beiber, Twerky Jerk Girl and Boobs all in one thread - wow...
mojo to Gigley -
Speaking of boobs - I'm painting them today... bout to get done with that trailer we think but I have to cover up some boobs it seems - they're covered but have to retouch stuff.
The headline errors on the book managed to get changed. I uploaded page corrections and the printer got them in time to change out those two pages. Cutline errors I can live with. I copied and pasted text and cutlines anyway - I'd have hoped they sent me that stuff they way they wanted it but I still realize everyone is human and I try to check things as I go. But - I'm human too and when I'm rushed as hell and not given proper time, well... you can guess. And I told my old boss that I was afraid of stuff going wrong given the situation and wanted people to go proofing behind me. He assured me several did. Well, apparently several missed stuff... Anyway - hope all is well with the book as 30,000 people will see it in print and however many else online will see it come Feb. 2.
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Glad you could get it fixed, editing anything under the gun can't be fun.......
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Pics.........we need pics.
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I've been working on the Porsches today making them pretty. (boobs) The 911's are done and I'm halfway through the 928. (boobs). Getting hungry. Soon it will be dinner time. (boobs)
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I'M THINKING THAT "SQUIB" IS USED TO REFER TO ANY WEAK EXPLOSION OR EFFECT. LESS THAN THE APPROPRIATE BANG.
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I'M THINKING THAT "SQUIB" IS USED TO REFER TO ANY WEAK EXPLOSION OR EFFECT. LESS THAN THE APPROPRIATE BANG.


I know what a squib is...thus the reason I posted it. Mike's original post did not include that definition, hence the definition posted was lacking
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Good luck to your friend, Bill.
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I generally try to retouch them, myself.
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I generally try to touch myself.


Fx
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I have to cover up some boobs it seems - they're covered but have to retouch stuff.



I generally try to touch myself.


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I don't just try, I am successful.
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What a day today. I left Dover, DE at 9:10 this morning it was 41 degrees. Spotted a bald eagle on my way up the road. Once I got to the PA turnpike, I saw a portable parking lot loaded with all new C7s heading east. Finally pulled in at home at 5:00 9 degrees and 6 inches of fresh snow to get out of the driveway.
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Been a cold day here guys. #2 GS played ball after school, so just got home from that. Tomorrow #1 plays so we will head out of town for that one.

I don't try to retouch the boobs, I like first shot at them.
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Since I got three of the cars looking pretty, I staged them for pics for the Memorial Day Virtual Car Show. I'm going to have at least 5 entries this year (fingers crossed). I hope that everybody gets it in their mind that they are going to join in this year. I'm sure people would like to see some nice shots of a purple Vette and a couple of black ones. Possibly a C6 GS or a red C5. There's another member that could enter all his girlfriends, like Lauren. If Andy can get his stereo installed and the Vette cleaned up he can post a few of those. Maybe a shot or two of Bastet's project car. All you latecomers are welcome to join in on the fun. Sometimes there is even a prize. Come one come all to the greatest virtual car show in the world. Coming in late May ............
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Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?

Breasts don't have eyes.


A woman was standing in a crowded elevator of the hotel she was staying in, when a man got in and accidentally elbowed her in the breast.
The man said, "I'm sorry! But if your heart is as soft as your boob, you'll forgive me."
So the woman replies, "If your dick is as hard as your elbow then I am staying in room 113."



The young reporter thought long and hard. Finally he handed the Editor the following report. "Mrs. Smith was injured in a car accident today. She is recovering in County Hospital with lacerations on her ( . )( . )

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