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Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner?
Here is a little test that will help you decide. The answer can be found by posing the following question: You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you... You are carrying a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do? ............................................................ THINK CAREFULLY AND THEN SCROLL DOWN: Democrat's Answer: Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it? Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kindof message does this send to society and to my children? Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me? If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me? Should I call 9-1-1? Why is this street so deserted? We need to raise taxes, have paint & weed day. Can we make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior. I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus. This is all so confusing! ........................................................... Republican's Answer: BANG! ........................................................... Southerner's Answer: BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG ! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click..... (Sounds of reloading) BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy!' 'Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?! ' Son: 'Can I shoot the next one?!' Wife: 'You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist! |
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| BrianCunningham | Re: Are you a..... | ||
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I'll remember that when I vote today.
BTW it's kinda nice electing someone with a deciding vote  |
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| CentralCoaster | Re: Are you a..... | ||
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I find it ironic that the Massachussetts election is going to be the deciding factor in this federal health care program, yet MA is the one state that already has government run healthcare and therefore would see the least effect from it.
Although maybe it's appropriate after all. They, if anyone are indirectly voting on national healthcare, and voting from experience. |
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| 383tpimachine | Re: Are you a..... | ||
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Dont stop until the clip is empty.
Good stuff |
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| NC Kid | Re: Are you a..... | ||
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| Matatk | Re: Are you a..... | ||
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Magazine. Apparently I'm a Southerner! |
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| Danspeed1 | Re: Are you a..... | ||
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Can I be a southerner and be from new york?
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| bogus | Re: Are you a..... | ||
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Remember. Gun control means using both hands.
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| Calm | Re: Are you a..... | ||
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Can I be a Canadian and be from the South?  |
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| Epimax | Re: Are you a..... | ||
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| Sweet90 | Re: Are you a..... | ||
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Still LMAO, Oh God!
ps: I'm a southerner too Jim |
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| Vetron87 | Re: Are you a..... | ||
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LMAO. |
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| DreamRide | Re: Are you a..... | ||
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357Mag strapped to my side.....yeah, I'm a southerner.
"When you need a gun the police are only MINUTES away." |
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| 1Fast04Vert | Re: Are you a..... | ||
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Here in GA almost anyone can get a gun permit. Then you are allowed to carry about anywhere, even in the airports.
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| Ultraman | Re: Are you a..... | ||
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