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captmike13 Wed chat 5 Mar 2014
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Good morning gang.

Chilly here this morning temps only in the teens. We're suppose to get some snow today but not much more than an inch or two.

Word of the Day Wednesday, March 05, 2014

cockalorum\ kok-uh-LAWR-uhm, -LOHR- \, noun;

1. a self-important little man.

Origin:

This mock Latin term is a derivative of cock , meaning "a male chicken." It came to English in the early 1700s.


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Word of the Day Wednesday, March 05, 2014

cockalorum\ kok-uh-LAWR-uhm, -LOHR- \, noun;




Uh....well, Tommy, why don't you handle cockalorum. I've heard you're good at handling cockalorums.

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The roosters enjoyed their new decorum. Cockalorum.

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Good Morning CGs!

Looks like we have about an inch of snow on the ground and there's some more of the white stuff floating around in the air. Weatherman was right for the first time this year We are supposed to get 1-3 more tonight. Hey, Winter...don't you know it's March? Seriously. I am done with snow. Radio said that based on number of days at zero or below, Chicago had the coldest winter in recorded history. Crazy.

Not much to report.

Hope everyone has a great day!

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How do you get Matt to leave the house? ...... Cockalorum (Cock'll lure him).
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A pud, a Judy, a iguana


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Looks like the word of the day and the greeting of the day doomed the chat thread to failure from the start. One day I'm sure I'll depart from the sophomoric comments. Maybe not ..........
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It sure would be a terrible thing if that song got locked into your subconscious mind and played repeatedly in an endless loop, over and over in your mind throughout the day ............
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M o r n i n g ...........I'm up for my early morning meeting. 4 1/2 hours of sleep. It's going to be a long day. Church tonight...it's Ash Wednesday. Have a meeting after church, sure hope I can stay awake.
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Howdy! Not only was it above 0 this morning, but double-digits above 0! I'll be dusting off that Speed-o in no time.

Have a good day, all!
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I would have thought you already had the speedo out Brad....down in Mexico.....thanks for not posting pics...

Warmer today but cloudy. Working on stuff but not getting a lot done.

That's it for me for now....have a good day Guru's...
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Good morning, all!

A little warmer in Philadelphia today - 29 and sunny right now.

The soundtrack for my walk from the train station to the office this morning:

  • Kids In America - Kim Wilde
  • Do You Believe In Love - Huey Lewis and the News
  • Me And My Wine - Def Leppard
  • Talking In Your Sleep - The Romantics

I'm rocking the old school Koss Porta Pros and coming uncompressed off the iPhone.

As Tom mentioned, it is Ash Wednesday, and across our supposedly godless University I see hordes of our students with crosses on their foreheads. Hmmm ...

March 5th is also the anniversary of Lauren's arrival into my life. Ten years ago, I affected the transfer from a semi at an exit on Interstate 476 and drove a very dirty 1985 home. Experienced Guru members know that they can expect an extensive discussion this evening.

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Looks like the word of the day and the greeting of the day doomed the chat thread to failure from the start. One day I'm sure I'll depart from the sophomoric comments. Maybe not ..........


I certainly hope not. That would involve growing up and we don't need that.
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It's rained here overnite.

Does that a lot this time of year, then stops before you leave the house in the morning.

68 today, DNBFS is on the schedule.
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Chicago had the coldest winter in recorded history.


GEORGE BUSHES FAULT.
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GEORGE BUSHES FAULT.




That's not what Al Gore says.
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GEORGE BUSHES FAULT.




That's not what Al Gore says.


Improper use of Carbon Crednuts?
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Kids....don't try this at home.....


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SEMI-SUNNY AND 42 DEGREES. THE UGLY WHITE FUNGUS IS MELTING OFF, WAY TOO SLOW FOR ALL OF ME. HAVE NOT BEEN DOWN THE DRIVE WAY SINCE SATURDAY. CABIN FEVER HAS GOT ME. I COULD BE A SNOWBIRD IF I DIDN'T HAVE SO MUCH STUFF.

LOOKS LIKE THE CRIMEA IS RUSSIAN ONCE AGAIN. WONDER HOW MANY OF THE TATARS ARE LEFT?
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GEORGE BUSHES FAULT.




That's not what Al Gore says.


Improper use of Carbon Crednuts?



Anybody want to buy some? Great long term investment. Bitcoins for sale too. Get em while they're hot. Fully backed and secured by the Reverend Stig Investment and Securities Exchange.
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Like they say .... "You can't fix stupid."
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Let's get funky ....


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How'd you get so funky



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Oh yeah......


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I got some MC Hammer pants.....yeah I wear them around....in the privacy of my own home.....


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Hmmmmm......this would make scouting fields a breeze...I hope Harley makes one.....black leather and chrome....





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DNBFS sort of here at work. I'm locked in here alone again , unsupervised... road crew plowed and our lot is blocked. All tint appointments were calling in cancelling again so they went home. The installer will come from what he's doing across the street and let me out later. In the mean time, the heater broke, now fixed, and there's a leak developing in the ceiling in the tint bay. I'm warm, have food and coffee and internet so I'm good
So long as there aren't any speedo pics....
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If Terrell Owens and Schoolboy Q back it, it has to be good.
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So long as there are speedo pics....


Fixt


No ..... That's not me ......

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If BillH was a beach bum ........

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This IS Matt ...........

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Do do do, da da da is all I want to say to you.
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The last time I was on a beach was in high school.

It was REALLY boring..
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Sadly .... What has been seen can't be unseen ....
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Sadly .... What has been seen can't be unseen ....


But What Is And What Should Never Be.
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But What Is And What Should Never Be.



Ya gotta luv Zepplin. Whole Lotta Love
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Needed to open this thread on my phone do to all the videos

Need to change the site name to GuruChat.com
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My butt is really dragging guys. I'm tired and I can't think straight.
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Who could think straight after all that speedo photo barrage?
Actually what's in the speedos isn't as bad as the man boobs and other accessories.....
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