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| pianoguy | This explains a lot | ||
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Posted on: 2009/9/30 17:54
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| DaleD | Re: This explains a lot | ||
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Pretty funny, and so true.
My wife still doesn't believe me when she says: "What are you thinking about?" And the reply is: "Nothing." |
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Posted on: 2009/9/30 18:20
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| TommyT-Bone | Re: This explains a lot | ||
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This should be required for all females to view in middle school. It would sure save a lot of explaining about nothing.
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Posted on: 2009/9/30 19:44
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| Matatk | Re: This explains a lot | ||
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Funny and true!
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Posted on: 2009/9/30 22:36
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| captmike13 | Re: This explains a lot | ||
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I like that. Very good.
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Posted on: 2009/9/30 23:01
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My wife will say the same thing: Reply: not much!! Tell me what your really thinking??? Reply: I'm visualizing a piston going up and down in a cylinder @ 10K..Her reply: Oh!!! Is that all!!! My reply: Its physics!!something will happen @ that speed and mass....... She hears: blah,blah, Has your wife tried those compatibility tests in women's magazines. I.E. First word that your husband thinks of when you say the following words: Love my response pizza foundation "" concrete Neck "" Brake Moon lite night " Bad for killing your enemy Needless to say I fail these all the time//Married 38 yrs. go figure. |
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| 400hp427vette | Re: This explains a lot | ||
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Huh???, let me close up my nothing box and I will get right back to you
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Posted on: 2009/9/30 23:46
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| teebee | Re: This explains a lot | ||
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That is so funny...but so true. I think I'll try to get my wife to watch that...she hates it when I am sitting doing "nothing" (which isn't very often).
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| TommyT-Bone | Re: This explains a lot | ||
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Actually, women can sense when you've opened the nothing box and it's their clue to ask some benign question.
Man: (zoned out) Woman: Could you grab that and pass it to me? Man : (.....infinity.....) Woman: Which do you want? Ragu or Prego? Man: Either one Woman: What the hell is a matter with you? Man: Nothin .......  |
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| Durango_Boy | Re: This explains a lot | ||
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OMG those were frig'n hilarious. |
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Posted on: 2009/10/2 0:21
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| Vetron87 | Re: This explains a lot | ||
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Or this famous line:
Wife: What are we doing Sat. night Me: Nothin (caught off guard by oil leak on garage floor) Wife: Good! Were going out the dinner with my english teachers book club and their husbands. Me: Blank stare Wife: Whata think won't that be fun!! You get to meet their husbands. Ya know Ron they were all at Woodstock!! Just think they may have been standing next to each other but too stoned to know it. They were all hippies!! Well what do you think?? Me: wheres that fuc^&*^ swine flu when I need it Wife: Ron...Ron...Ron... Hello!! whata think? Me: Nothin  |
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| Epimax | Re: This explains a lot | ||
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Absolutely true! And funny too!
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Posted on: 2009/10/2 0:49
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| Vetron87 | Re: This explains a lot | ||
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Or the after the event nothin
Wife: wasn't that enjoyable dinner with my bookclub? Me: Staring at steering wheel (air bag) Wife: Hard to believe their husbands where peace and flower power hippies/ and now their professors!! Me: Staring at wife that keeps talking and smile Wife: So what did you guys talk about? Me: Nothin Wife:What did you say when they ask you "where were you in 1969? and said they hate the military?? Me: Nothin (In reality I told the peace ass little fuck%^* what Vietnam was all about!!!and they could talk their shit because they live in a free country..(sorry went nuts for a second).. "Nothin Hon we got along real well!!  |
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| teebee | Re: This explains a lot | ||
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Ron, you kill me.....
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Posted on: 2009/10/2 2:30
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| pianoguy | Re: This explains a lot | ||
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Hahaha!
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Posted on: 2009/10/2 2:53
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| Sweet90 | Re: This explains a lot | ||
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Ron, if I ever get out to Indiana, I would really like to have drink or twenty with you.
ps Would you introduce me to Camaro Guy?  Jim |
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| Vetron87 | Re: This explains a lot | ||
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Camaro Guy only drinks vintage wine!!! with his little pinky hooked...I'll have to put up with him at a halloween party at his house!!! He is going as Sara Palin!!!I'm going as a human.. Ron PS Camaro Guy will buy Silver Toyota Prius Hybrid.....What a pussy |
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Posted on: 2009/10/2 15:36
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| Vetron87 | Re: This explains a lot | ||
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Camaro Guy is now known as Prius Guy
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Posted on: 2009/10/2 16:53
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| CentralCoaster | Re: This explains a lot | ||
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What a priussy bastard.
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Posted on: 2009/10/2 17:20
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| Vetron87 | Re: This explains a lot | ||
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Kevin: the majority of cars and small pick-ups in Cal.are imported right? Do you ever see a Hot Rod Prius?
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Posted on: 2009/10/2 20:40
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