I sure know how to find em...LOL


Quoted word for word. Here I ran a regular ad asking typical rent too.

[QUOTE]Thanks for taking the time to respond . First ill tell you a bit about myself, its only fair. My name is Mellysa, I’m 21, 5-6, 130, in great shape, curves in al the right places, I’m lighter complexioned (Brazilian + Cuban), I enjoy a bit of everything. I’m not from Los Angeles, I came here as a transfer student to finish college. In the past few months my finances have become very strained, and worrying about bills doesn’t leave me much time to focus on my education, I feel like I’m, treading water. Recently I had to move out of my place because I can’t afford it, and I can’t find a job that will allow me to keep my full time school schedule. So I’ve been staying at a female friends house on the couch, trying to stay out of the way despite the discomfort, though I am appreciative of her.

I’m looking for a certain type of situation, which is where you might be able to come in and help .I’d like a very discreet special friendship, roommate situation. I’d like a very nice place to call home, to store my belongings, study, sleep, cook, relax, etc …and I know in this word nothing is for free, so I’m willing to make a fair exchange. I’m quite wild behind closed doors, and open minded. I’m willing to please you in almost anyway possible three evening per week, along with helping keep the place clean, occasionally cooking (I’m a good cook).

In return I insist on my own room, and privacy.. I don’t want to be expected to perform every time I come home, or to be harassed about sex, attention etc ..on evenings that we don’t have fun planned together, I want to be treated like any other male roommate would be treated. I should be able to come in and say “hey how are you” and go into my room to relax, again I do not want a boyfriend, I want a roommate who understands I cant pay rent now. This is perfect for a guy with an extra room who wants to save himself the hassle of dating to get his rocks off a few times a week…I give a great bbbj, and I’m very flexible . I don’t have any drug issues whatsoever …I don’t have any ex boyfriend issues what so ever …I will never entertain another male at your home, I am not a thief, and want nothing more from you, except friendship, respect, a private room of my own, and 3 times a week fun SAFE sex …. If you like my idea, please give me a call A.S.A.P …I’m looking to move in immediately. If this isn’t your cup of tea I wish you the best, if your up to giving it a shot for a month or two, lets talk, meet, and celebrate with me moving in, and blowing your mind the first night J …………
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Hmm...do I or dont I ?
What say ye?

Need photos first.

If it doesn't work out, I've got an extra room for rent. Send her my email address, please.

Matthew

Ah to live in PornCity

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and blowing your mind the first night J …………
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Well I think the going rate for that must be at least
$100.00.... Oh it was your mind, don't know what that's worth


Jim

Sounds like the perfect girl to me, I like that ad.

If shes talks that much in a letter, your gonna need a roll of duct tape for those three freebees a week.......

I say pass and find one that pays!

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Your going to have lots of extra room if you know who gets a hold of this.

I'd have to get a three bedroom place with two roomates. One that pays and one that plays.

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I'll buy her a house !

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I did.

The lady knows what she wants and is straight foward about it. Sounds ideal for a single guy if you don't need the rent
money.
She does her thing, and you do your's. What more could you ask for? Don't know about three (3) times a week though!!!

damn.

could be fodder for Penthouse letters for months.

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Come on you know Ron. No roommate situation works out for him.

I say you're going to get f****d in more ways than one if she ever became your roomate. But if you do go through with it, get PICS 1st! lol

Will she also rub ointment on your balls after you contract hepatitus?

Keep in mind she probably sent that email to every rent ad on craigslist. Give her a room for a month and kick her out as soon as you find someone willing to pay rent. I mean come on... empty room... or BJs. Absolutely no risk (yeah right.) Tell her you need a BJ upfront before you decide.

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Absolutely!!

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Ya! Ben Gay