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TommyT-Bone	Tigers Wood	#1
Chair-man of the bored Homestead USA 33760 Posts Member since: 2007/12/10 0:00	Apparently he had no fear of using his putter. 18 holes were obviously not enough. This is exactly why he should not have married. He bogied this hole and will never get back his stride at home. At least I hear he's been getting some good advice ......... from Charles Barkley. http://sports.yahoo.com/golf/pga/news ... erwoods&prov=ap&type=lgns
	Posted on: 2009/12/2 16:49

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BrianCunningham	Re: Tigers Wood	#2
Senior Guru Boston, MA for the most part :) 7763 Posts Member since: 2007/12/30 0:00	She knew what she was marrying. He now knows the power of a woman scorned.
	Posted on: 2009/12/2 17:02
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TommyT-Bone	Re: Tigers Wood	#3
Chair-man of the bored Homestead USA 33760 Posts Member since: 2007/12/10 0:00	Put up the media circus tents. Tigers in for a long show. To be continued ......
	Posted on: 2009/12/2 17:05

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pianoguy	Re: Tigers Wood	#4
Guru Emeritus Apple Valley, MN 14762 Posts Member since: 2007/12/29 0:00	I think there's a marketing opportunity for any golf club that can hit a Cadillac Escalade that far. Tiger probably never should have married - he's certainly a fool to think he could get away with anything in this day and age.
	Posted on: 2009/12/2 17:17
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TommyT-Bone	Re: Tigers Wood	#5
Chair-man of the bored Homestead USA 33760 Posts Member since: 2007/12/10 0:00	Hookers could have straightened him out. Playing the same course over and over again he was bound to land in the trap. Golf groupies would have been glad to wash and dry his balls for him. I guess he has retired to the clubhouse for a little aftergame refreshment.
	Posted on: 2009/12/2 17:38

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BillH	Re: Tigers Wood	#6
The Stig Moderator Reno 22702 Posts Member since: 2007/12/25 0:00	Anybody that cheats is contemptable. So, he didn't get away with it, boo hoo. I'd like to have 1/10th of the money he's left with after the lawyers get done.
	Posted on: 2009/12/2 17:43
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Epimax	Re: Tigers Wood	#7
Elite Guru Wilmington, NC 1814 Posts Member since: 2008/12/30 13:16	Quote: BillH wrote: Anybody that cheats is contemptable. So, he didn't get away with it, boo hoo. I'd like to have 1/10th of the money he's left with after the lawyers get done. Amen Brother!
	Posted on: 2009/12/2 18:35

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TommyT-Bone	Re: Tigers Wood	#8
Chair-man of the bored Homestead USA 33760 Posts Member since: 2007/12/10 0:00	There is no fair way to deal with something as rough as this. It puts a wedge into his relationship.
	Posted on: 2009/12/2 18:46

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Epimax	Re: Tigers Wood	#9
Elite Guru Wilmington, NC 1814 Posts Member since: 2008/12/30 13:16	Quote: TommyT-Bone wrote: Hookers could have straightened him out. Playing the same course over and over again he was bound to land in the trap. Golf groupies would have been glad to wash and dry his balls for him. I guess he has retired to the clubhouse for a little aftergame refreshment. Har!!!
	Posted on: 2009/12/2 18:51

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Epimax	Re: Tigers Wood	#10
Elite Guru Wilmington, NC 1814 Posts Member since: 2008/12/30 13:16	Quote: TommyT-Bone wrote: There is no fair way to deal with something as rough as this. It puts a wedge into his relationship. You're on a roll!
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TommyT-Bone	Re: Tigers Wood	#11
Chair-man of the bored Homestead USA 33760 Posts Member since: 2007/12/10 0:00	Well you know this must have been chipping away at him. Might even put a divot in his marketing potential. It tees me off to see people doing things like this, not thinking about the consequenses.
	Posted on: 2009/12/2 19:10

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Epimax	Re: Tigers Wood	#12
Elite Guru Wilmington, NC 1814 Posts Member since: 2008/12/30 13:16	Quote: TommyT-Bone wrote: Well you know this must have been chipping away at him. Might even put a divot in his marketing potential. It tees me off to see people doing things like this, not thinking about the consequenses. Yep, That must have been once heckufa 'slice' ... Should have kept that club in the bag.... maybe he'll be the new spokesman for 'enzyte'..
	Posted on: 2009/12/2 19:36

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CentralCoaster	Re: Tigers Wood	#13
Senior Guru San Diego, CA 9454 Posts Member since: 2007/10/28 0:00	Quote: pianoguy wrote: I think there's a marketing opportunity for any golf club that can hit a Cadillac Escalade that far. Agreed, and it could be cross-marketed to street thugs and vandals.
	Posted on: 2009/12/2 20:35
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volzfan	Re: Tigers Wood	#14
Senior Guru Kingsport, TN 306 Posts Member since: 2007/7/6 0:00	Well, I guess under the circumstances, this thread is Par for the Course. Tiger may well end up with a new endorsement opportunity, however, promoting True Temper's "Extra Stiff Shaft". :tongue3:
	Posted on: 2009/12/2 20:51
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BrianCunningham	Re: Tigers Wood	#15
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TommyT-Bone	Re: Tigers Wood	#16
Chair-man of the bored Homestead USA 33760 Posts Member since: 2007/12/10 0:00	Quote: Epimax wrote: Yep, maybe he'll be the new spokesman for 'enzyte'.. Attach file: enzyte2.jpg (14.42 KB) enzyte1.jpg (28.41 KB)
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Epimax	Re: Tigers Wood	#17
Elite Guru Wilmington, NC 1814 Posts Member since: 2008/12/30 13:16	Quote: TommyT-Bone wrote: Quote: Epimax wrote: Yep, maybe he'll be the new spokesman for 'enzyte'..
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Sweet90	Re: Tigers Wood	#18
Elite Guru Edmonton, Alberta 1143 Posts Member since: 2009/2/10 19:32	Quote: BrianCunningham wrote: family Xmas card LMAO Jim
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teebee	Re: Tigers Wood	#19
2014 Memorial Day Car Show Winner! Lakin, Kansas 67860 12370 Posts Member since: 2005/9/16 0:00	I'm not going to defend him, but he's human. And with his "prominence" every two bit bitch looking for a "sugar daddy" is throwing themselves at him, the chink in his armor was bound to corrode. When it's all said and done it's going to cost him a fortune.
	Posted on: 2009/12/2 22:44
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jdtireman	Re: Tigers Wood	#20
Senior Guru Winnipeg 176 Posts Member since: 2008/10/25 20:46	That's it, John Daly is officially my golf hero again. At least Johnny boy doesn't bother to hide his sins...
	Posted on: 2009/12/2 23:00
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pianoguy	Re: Tigers Wood	#21
Guru Emeritus Apple Valley, MN 14762 Posts Member since: 2007/12/29 0:00
	Posted on: 2009/12/2 23:03
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TommyT-Bone	Re: Tigers Wood	#22
Chair-man of the bored Homestead USA 33760 Posts Member since: 2007/12/10 0:00	^^^ ^^^^^ ^^^^^^
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Ultraman	Re: Tigers Wood	#23
2015 Memorial Day Car Show Winner! Huskerland 14750 Posts Member since: 2009/9/12 19:16	Well she is not that good looking and that swedish accent would really bug you after awhile, right? One life, one wife is what I think. If you have not put the need for messing around behind you, DON'T GET MARRIED!! If I could figure out how to do the quote thing I would tell pianoguy I laughed at his comment about hitting the escalade, funny!
	Posted on: 2009/12/3 0:41
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Matatk	Re: Tigers Wood	#24
Webmaster SW Chicago Burbs 22805 Posts Member since: 2008/1/7 0:00	The story never added up when it first came out. I knew it was a domestic argument the first time I heard it, so did the cops who investigated it, I guarantee. But if you don't want to be faithful, don't get married. Matthew
	Posted on: 2009/12/3 1:37
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CentralCoaster	Re: Tigers Wood	#25
Senior Guru San Diego, CA 9454 Posts Member since: 2007/10/28 0:00	Quote: teebee wrote: I'm not going to defend him, but he's human. Not all humans cheat, not even all the ones that are filthy rich.
	Posted on: 2009/12/3 3:32
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TommyT-Bone	Re: Tigers Wood	#26
Chair-man of the bored Homestead USA 33760 Posts Member since: 2007/12/10 0:00	Must have something to do with his race. The human race ...
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djxib	Re: Tigers Wood	#27
Senior Guru North Georgia 456 Posts Member since: 2008/8/23 11:49	Apparently the police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hit him. She said "I don't know exactly, but put me down for a 5." Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole-in-one. What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards. What was Elin doing out at 2.30 in the morning? Clubbing Why did Tiger crashed into a fire hydrant AND a tree? He couldn't decide between a wood and an iron. Why did Phil Mickelson call Elin yesterday? To pick up some tips on how to beat Tiger. What is the penalty for getting it in the wrong hole? Ask Tiger, he knows. Tiger drives very well on the fairway but doesn't fare very well on the driveway. Whats the difference between a golf ball and a caddy? Tiger can drive a golf ball. It turns out that fixing Tiger's game and fixing his marriage both require the same thing: better control over his putter... Why was Tiger's wife mad at him? She heard that he played a-round in Australia. What will the headline be if they prove it is domestic violence? TIGER'S WIFE MAKES THE CUT Given Tiger's racial heritage can we call this a Black Thai affair? Tiger just changed his nickname but still kept it in the cat family. Cheetah. Elin Woods has a twin sister named Josephine. Know how to tell them apart? Elin is the one holding the bent 5 iron.
	Posted on: 2009/12/3 12:52
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Epimax	Re: Tigers Wood	#28
Elite Guru Wilmington, NC 1814 Posts Member since: 2008/12/30 13:16	Quote: djxib wrote: Apparently the police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hit him. She said "I don't know exactly, but put me down for a 5." Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole-in-one. What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards. What was Elin doing out at 2.30 in the morning? Clubbing Why did Tiger crashed into a fire hydrant AND a tree? He couldn't decide between a wood and an iron. Why did Phil Mickelson call Elin yesterday? To pick up some tips on how to beat Tiger. What is the penalty for getting it in the wrong hole? Ask Tiger, he knows. Tiger drives very well on the fairway but doesn't fare very well on the driveway. Whats the difference between a golf ball and a caddy? Tiger can drive a golf ball. It turns out that fixing Tiger's game and fixing his marriage both require the same thing: better control over his putter... Why was Tiger's wife mad at him? She heard that he played a-round in Australia. What will the headline be if they prove it is domestic violence? TIGER'S WIFE MAKES THE CUT Given Tiger's racial heritage can we call this a Black Thai affair? Tiger just changed his nickname but still kept it in the cat family. Cheetah. Elin Woods has a twin sister named Josephine. Know how to tell them apart? Elin is the one holding the bent 5 iron.
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Matatk	Re: Tigers Wood	#29
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BrianCunningham	Re: Tigers Wood	#30
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teebee	Re: Tigers Wood	#31
2014 Memorial Day Car Show Winner! Lakin, Kansas 67860 12370 Posts Member since: 2005/9/16 0:00	Quote: CentralCoaster wrote: Quote: teebee wrote: I'm not going to defend him, but he's human. Not all humans cheat, not even all the ones that are filthy rich. I don't disagree with you, I just said he had a chink in his armor.
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TommyT-Bone	Re: Tigers Wood	#32
Chair-man of the bored Homestead USA 33760 Posts Member since: 2007/12/10 0:00	teebee, why do you want to keep bringin the chinks into this? He might have been rushin.
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Epimax	Re: Tigers Wood	#33
Elite Guru Wilmington, NC 1814 Posts Member since: 2008/12/30 13:16	Ouch: If Elin Bolts, Tiger Gives Up $300 Mil Prominent Celebrity Divorce Attorney Says Don't Count On Couple Staying Together Because Of Woods' Temptations Report: If They Split, Prenuptial Agreement Is Largest In Celeb History
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TommyT-Bone	Re: Tigers Wood	#34
Chair-man of the bored Homestead USA 33760 Posts Member since: 2007/12/10 0:00	Well at least then he could play any club he wants.
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teebee	Re: Tigers Wood	#35
2014 Memorial Day Car Show Winner! Lakin, Kansas 67860 12370 Posts Member since: 2005/9/16 0:00	Quote: TommyT-Bone wrote: teebee, why do you want to keep bringin the chinks into this? He might have been rushin. LOL, I'm pretty sure he was rushin! Ever had a 5 iron swung at your head? LOL
	Posted on: 2009/12/3 20:08
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Matatk	Re: Tigers Wood	#36
Webmaster SW Chicago Burbs 22805 Posts Member since: 2008/1/7 0:00	Quote: TommyT-Bone wrote: teebee, why do you want to keep bringin the chinks into this? He might have been rushin. He might be rushin, but she's scandanavian. Matthew
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Sweet90	Re: Tigers Wood	#37
Elite Guru Edmonton, Alberta 1143 Posts Member since: 2009/2/10 19:32	Quote: Ultraman wrote: Well she is not that good looking and that swedish accent would really bug you after awhile, right? ! Attach file: SwedishChefSmall.jpg (23.83 KB)
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Epimax	Re: Tigers Wood	#38
Elite Guru Wilmington, NC 1814 Posts Member since: 2008/12/30 13:16	Quote: Sweet90 wrote: Quote: Ultraman wrote: Well she is not that good looking and that swedish accent would really bug you after awhile, right? ! Bork! LMAO!
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TommyT-Bone	Re: Tigers Wood	#39
Chair-man of the bored Homestead USA 33760 Posts Member since: 2007/12/10 0:00	Quote: Matatk wrote: Quote: TommyT-Bone wrote: teebee, why do you want to keep bringin the chinks into this? He might have been rushin. He might be rushin, but she's scandanavian. Matthew I thought it was scamthenavymen. Yah!
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NC Kid	Re: Tigers Wood	#40
Elite Guru North Carolina 1671 Posts Member since: 2006/11/27 0:00	Tigers a loser.....I've always hated that guy.
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TommyT-Bone	Re: Tigers Wood	#41
Chair-man of the bored Homestead USA 33760 Posts Member since: 2007/12/10 0:00	Alright, I can forgive you and continue the relationship if ....... You rewrite the prenup .... It's all about the love .... Love of money that is
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Ultraman	Re: Tigers Wood	#42
2015 Memorial Day Car Show Winner! Huskerland 14750 Posts Member since: 2009/9/12 19:16	My most Christian mild mannered wife commented when she heard the news, that Tigers old man needed to come back and kick his ass. I said why bother, the media will do a better job of it and for a lot longer. He's done!
	Posted on: 2009/12/4 1:22
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