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GRIS	Re: good and bad part about smother ride on 87??	#7451
Elite Guru Joined: 2013/1/27 22:26 From OKLAHOMA Posts: 7677	Quote: BillH wrote: Quote: j3studio wrote: When were the shocks last changed? New shocks will make the ride stiffer. YOU'D THINK SO, BUT AFTER I PUT BILSTEINS ON MY '87 IT SEEMS TO RIDE SMOOTHER. MAYBE I'M JUST CRAZY. Posted on: 2014/1/28 16:59
	_________________ REMEMBER THE GOOD OLD DAYS WHEN NOUNS HAD GENDER AND PEOPLE HAD SEX? ---"yellow is for folks who think a bright red Corvette is too restrained."
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GRIS	Re: State of the Union chat 28 Jan 2014	#7452
Elite Guru Joined: 2013/1/27 22:26 From OKLAHOMA Posts: 7677	SOU? SOSDD! Posted on: 2014/1/28 14:40
	_________________ REMEMBER THE GOOD OLD DAYS WHEN NOUNS HAD GENDER AND PEOPLE HAD SEX? ---"yellow is for folks who think a bright red Corvette is too restrained."
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GRIS	Re: For all of our gun fans...	#7453
Elite Guru Joined: 2013/1/27 22:26 From OKLAHOMA Posts: 7677	THAT'S RIGHT INTERESTING. WONDER WHAT THE COST WILL BE? BUT GOOD SHOT PLACEMENT IS STILL THE HOLY GRAIL. THERE'S A LOT TO BE SAID FOR THE BILL MCDONALD SYSTEM, "I ALWAYS TRY TO SHOOT THEM BETWEEN THE EYES; IT SPOILS THEIR AIM." Posted on: 2014/1/28 0:16
	_________________ REMEMBER THE GOOD OLD DAYS WHEN NOUNS HAD GENDER AND PEOPLE HAD SEX? ---"yellow is for folks who think a bright red Corvette is too restrained."
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GRIS	Re: Start of the week chat 27 Jan 2014	#7454
Elite Guru Joined: 2013/1/27 22:26 From OKLAHOMA Posts: 7677	Quote: Matatk wrote: Definition of squib is lacking: http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Squib_load I'M THINKING THAT "SQUIB" IS USED TO REFER TO ANY WEAK EXPLOSION OR EFFECT. LESS THAN THE APPROPRIATE BANG. Posted on: 2014/1/27 22:32
	_________________ REMEMBER THE GOOD OLD DAYS WHEN NOUNS HAD GENDER AND PEOPLE HAD SEX? ---"yellow is for folks who think a bright red Corvette is too restrained."
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GRIS	Re: Start of the week chat 27 Jan 2014	#7455
Elite Guru Joined: 2013/1/27 22:26 From OKLAHOMA Posts: 7677	NOT AS COLD AS ADVERTISED THIS MORNING, 24 RATHER THAN 14. SUN SHINING NOW, SUPPOSED TO CLOUD UP LATER IN THE DAY. FOR ACHES & PAINS I GET BETTER RESULTS FROM PLAIN OLD ASPIRIN THAN ANY OF THESE "NEW FANGLED" PILLS. I USE THE COATED ONES AND HAVE NO PROBLEMS WITH THEM. SAW THIS IN THE NEWS: Thirty U.S. generals and admirals have been investigated for personal misconduct since October 2012, according to reports obtained by The Washington Post CAN YOU SPELL "PURGE"? One of the cases specified by the Post involves Brig. Gen. Martin Schweitzer, a former commander with the 82nd Airborne Division at Fort Bragg, N.C. According to the report seen by the Post, after meeting with a congresswoman identified by the paper as Rep. Renee L. Ellmers, R-N.C., Schweitzer, then a colonel sent an e-mail to colleagues saying that the congresswoman was "smoking hot" and excused a delayed reply to another email saying he had performed a sex act "3 times over the past two hours" after meeting with her. NOW THERE IS A SERIOUS CRIME. HOW COULD SOLDIERS EVER IDENTIFY WITH AND FOLLOW A MAN WHO WOULD SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT? WAS HE TALKING ABOUT NANCY POLOSI, DO YA THINK? Posted on: 2014/1/27 14:57
	_________________ REMEMBER THE GOOD OLD DAYS WHEN NOUNS HAD GENDER AND PEOPLE HAD SEX? ---"yellow is for folks who think a bright red Corvette is too restrained."
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GRIS	Re: Why did CF ban Andy again?!!!	#7456
Elite Guru Joined: 2013/1/27 22:26 From OKLAHOMA Posts: 7677	AS I'VE SAID BEFORE, I REALLY APPRECIATE THE FOLKS ON THIS FORUM. IT'S THE GURUS THAT MAKE THIS A GREAT PLACE. Posted on: 2014/1/27 14:45
	_________________ REMEMBER THE GOOD OLD DAYS WHEN NOUNS HAD GENDER AND PEOPLE HAD SEX? ---"yellow is for folks who think a bright red Corvette is too restrained."
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GRIS	Re: Simple Sunday Chat.....1-26-2014	#7457
Elite Guru Joined: 2013/1/27 22:26 From OKLAHOMA Posts: 7677	BEAUTIFUL DAY TODAY, 70 DEGREES. END OF THE WARM WEATHER FOR A WHILE, ANOTHER NORTHER DUE IN TONIGHT, 14 DEGREES IN THE MORNING THEY SAY. THIS IS LIKE THE WINTERS I REMEMBER AS A KID, WALK TO SCHOOL IN A SHORT SLEEVE SHIRT AND BY RECESS IT WOULD BE TOO COLD TO GO OUTSIDE. DIDN'T GET MUCH ADVANCED WARNING THEN. Posted on: 2014/1/26 23:47
	_________________ REMEMBER THE GOOD OLD DAYS WHEN NOUNS HAD GENDER AND PEOPLE HAD SEX? ---"yellow is for folks who think a bright red Corvette is too restrained."
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GRIS	Re: the Automobile Driving Museum (ADM)	#7458
Elite Guru Joined: 2013/1/27 22:26 From OKLAHOMA Posts: 7677	HEY ANDY, GOOD WRITE! Posted on: 2014/1/26 1:06
	_________________ REMEMBER THE GOOD OLD DAYS WHEN NOUNS HAD GENDER AND PEOPLE HAD SEX? ---"yellow is for folks who think a bright red Corvette is too restrained."
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GRIS	Re: Simply Saturday Chat 01.25.14	#7459
Elite Guru Joined: 2013/1/27 22:26 From OKLAHOMA Posts: 7677	Quote: Ultraman wrote: WEIRDO ALERT.....DANGER DANGER WILL ROBINSON..... THAT'S ABOUT THE DAMNEDEST OVERBITE I EVER SAW. THAT WOMAN COULD EAT CORN-ON-THE-COB THRU A PICKET FENCE. Posted on: 2014/1/26 0:58
	_________________ REMEMBER THE GOOD OLD DAYS WHEN NOUNS HAD GENDER AND PEOPLE HAD SEX? ---"yellow is for folks who think a bright red Corvette is too restrained."
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GRIS	Re: Simply Saturday Chat 01.25.14	#7460
Elite Guru Joined: 2013/1/27 22:26 From OKLAHOMA Posts: 7677	THE SUN IS SHINING ON THE NATIONS THIS MORNING, SUPPOSED TO BE 58 TODAY. WHOO WHOO! READING ALL THAT FOOD TALK IN YESTERDAY'S CHAT MAKES ME HUNGRY. THE MENUS SOUND GOOD BUT TOO SOPHISTICATED FOR AN OLD COUNTRY BOY. I'M ALL FOR A SEMI-RAW RIBEYE & HOME FRYS WITH ONIONS. OR MAYBE A GOOD OLD FASHION CHICKEN FRIED STEAK. NEED TO MAKE A RUN UP TO HOOLIGANS BAR IN TULSA, THEY DO CHICKEN FRYS RIGHT. Posted on: 2014/1/25 15:07
	_________________ REMEMBER THE GOOD OLD DAYS WHEN NOUNS HAD GENDER AND PEOPLE HAD SEX? ---"yellow is for folks who think a bright red Corvette is too restrained."
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GRIS	Re: Finaly Friday chat 24 Jan 2014	#7461
Elite Guru Joined: 2013/1/27 22:26 From OKLAHOMA Posts: 7677	MADE A RUN TO OKC & BACK TODAY FOR LUNCH WITH THE OLD GANG FROM WORK. THE USUAL AGENDA: THE ONES STILL WORKING COMPLAIN, THE ONES RETIRED GLOAT. GOOD GROUP! WAS TWO DEGREES WHEN I LEFT THE HOUSE, 41 WHEN I CAME BACK, NICE SUNNY DAY. Posted on: 2014/1/25 0:17
	_________________ REMEMBER THE GOOD OLD DAYS WHEN NOUNS HAD GENDER AND PEOPLE HAD SEX? ---"yellow is for folks who think a bright red Corvette is too restrained."
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GRIS	Re: Thurs. Chat 01.23.14	#7462
Elite Guru Joined: 2013/1/27 22:26 From OKLAHOMA Posts: 7677	ALAS AND ALACK, WE'VE COME TO THE END OF ANOTHER PINTO BEAN CYCLE. SOAK 'EM ALL NIGHT, COOK 'EM ALL DAY, PREFERABLY WITH A HAM BONE. FIRST ROUND IS BEANS AND CORNBREAD W/GREEN ONIONS. NEXT TACOS Y FRIJOLES, FOLLOWED BY RED BEANS & RICE WITH ANDOULLE SAUSAGE AND GREEN ONIONS. THEY JUST GET BETTER AND BETTER, BUT NOW THEY'RE ALL GONE. Posted on: 2014/1/24 1:09
	_________________ REMEMBER THE GOOD OLD DAYS WHEN NOUNS HAD GENDER AND PEOPLE HAD SEX? ---"yellow is for folks who think a bright red Corvette is too restrained."
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GRIS	Re: Thurs. Chat 01.23.14	#7463
Elite Guru Joined: 2013/1/27 22:26 From OKLAHOMA Posts: 7677	Quote: Ultraman wrote: Aw geez the Capt and Tennille are breaking up after 40 years of marriage...Tennille who is 73 says the Capt. who is 71 has some kind of tremors and can't play that good anymore......so if you can't play good asshat YOU'RE OUTA HERE......real nice! geez bitch.... HERE'S A BITICHIER BITCH: THE WOULD-BE NATIONAL SOCIALIST PARTY GOVERNOR OF TEXAS HAS BEEN BRAGGING ABOUT WORKING HER WAY THRU COLLEGE & LAW SCHOOL. TURNS OUT HER 2D HUBBY PAID FOR BOTH. AND AS SOON AS THE LAST PAYMENT WAS MADE SHE FILED FOR DIVORCE. WORKED HER WAY THRU AS A GOLD DIGGER! Posted on: 2014/1/23 17:56
	_________________ REMEMBER THE GOOD OLD DAYS WHEN NOUNS HAD GENDER AND PEOPLE HAD SEX? ---"yellow is for folks who think a bright red Corvette is too restrained."
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GRIS	Re: Thurs. Chat 01.23.14	#7464
Elite Guru Joined: 2013/1/27 22:26 From OKLAHOMA Posts: 7677	Quote: BillH wrote: Quote: Ultraman wrote: Mr. Propane has lost his brain.....took a dollar price hike per gal. between tue. and wed. I didn't see that coming. Ran out to check the tank and its a 40% so should not need any for awhile. First year in forever I didn't lock in price in the fall...... .. You should be dancin' Try: 3.94 AND I STILL HAVE NOT GOT MY SYSTEM SQUARED AWAY, GOT A LEAKING POP-OFF VALVE, 1948 VINTAGE, GOT TO RUN THE TANK NEARLY DRY TO REPLACE. GOD ONLY KNOWS WHAT THE FILL UP PRICE WILL BE. DOUBLE BUMMER. CLOUDY AND COLD HERE, SUPPOSED TO GET REAL COLD TONIGHT, SINGLE DIGIT STUFF. Posted on: 2014/1/23 16:18
	_________________ REMEMBER THE GOOD OLD DAYS WHEN NOUNS HAD GENDER AND PEOPLE HAD SEX? ---"yellow is for folks who think a bright red Corvette is too restrained."
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GRIS	Re: Wed chat. 22 Jan 2014	#7465
Elite Guru Joined: 2013/1/27 22:26 From OKLAHOMA Posts: 7677	ONE OF MY DAD'S FAVORITE SAYINGS WAS "A MAN SHOULD NEVER MISS A GOOD OPPORTUNITY TO KEEP HIS MOUTH SHUT". HE CLAIMED THAT CHEWING TOBACCO KEPT HIM OUT OF A LOT OF TROUBLE AS HE WOULD HAVE TO FIND A PLACE TO SPIT BEFORE HE SAID ANYTHING. Posted on: 2014/1/23 16:07
	_________________ REMEMBER THE GOOD OLD DAYS WHEN NOUNS HAD GENDER AND PEOPLE HAD SEX? ---"yellow is for folks who think a bright red Corvette is too restrained."
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GRIS	Re: Wed chat. 22 Jan 2014	#7466
Elite Guru Joined: 2013/1/27 22:26 From OKLAHOMA Posts: 7677	Quote: teebee wrote: Yea, Letty, I'm not necessarily known for my diplomacy. I'm a bit like a bull in a china cabinet. Haven't said anything yet, because I'm thinking I want to go one more year for the financial obligations. CONFUCIUS SAY THE ENLIGHTENED MAN REFRAINS FROM BURNING HIS BRIDGES BEFORE HE GETS TO THEM. Posted on: 2014/1/23 0:37
	_________________ REMEMBER THE GOOD OLD DAYS WHEN NOUNS HAD GENDER AND PEOPLE HAD SEX? ---"yellow is for folks who think a bright red Corvette is too restrained."
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GRIS	Re: Tue chat 21 Jan 2014	#7467
Elite Guru Joined: 2013/1/27 22:26 From OKLAHOMA Posts: 7677	+++ ATTAGIRLS, LETTY Posted on: 2014/1/22 0:41
	_________________ REMEMBER THE GOOD OLD DAYS WHEN NOUNS HAD GENDER AND PEOPLE HAD SEX? ---"yellow is for folks who think a bright red Corvette is too restrained."
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GRIS	Re: Tue chat 21 Jan 2014	#7468
Elite Guru Joined: 2013/1/27 22:26 From OKLAHOMA Posts: 7677	Quote: Ultraman wrote: the reason we live here is we ran out of gas on our way south while fleeing Montana and had to find work.....that was 25 years ago..... ONES OUTLOOK DOES CHANGE. I'M TEXAN BRED & BORN, FIVE GENERATIONS BUT OKIE BY CHOICE. WENT TO HS & COLLEGE IN OKLAHOMA AND COULDN'T WAIT TO GET OUT OF HERE. TWENTY-SOME YEARS AND MANY PLACES LATER I GOT A CHANCE TO COME BACK AND MY SHIRT-TAIL DIDN'T HIT MY ASS TILL I GOT HERE. AIN'T GOING NOWHERE ELSE. Posted on: 2014/1/21 14:56
	_________________ REMEMBER THE GOOD OLD DAYS WHEN NOUNS HAD GENDER AND PEOPLE HAD SEX? ---"yellow is for folks who think a bright red Corvette is too restrained."
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GRIS	Re: Tue chat 21 Jan 2014	#7469
Elite Guru Joined: 2013/1/27 22:26 From OKLAHOMA Posts: 7677	Quote: KPotter wrote: It was another successful trip to the Detroit Auto Show yesterday. I guess that means I got into and out of Detroit without getting shot or something. I find myself wishing Kia had plans to market the Stinger instead of just teasing us with it. YEAH, I SAW A WRITE-UP ON IT AND IT LOOKED AND SOUNDED PRETTY NEAT. DID YOU TRY IT ON FOR SIZE? Posted on: 2014/1/21 14:46
	_________________ REMEMBER THE GOOD OLD DAYS WHEN NOUNS HAD GENDER AND PEOPLE HAD SEX? ---"yellow is for folks who think a bright red Corvette is too restrained."
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GRIS	Re: Monday chat 20 Jan 2014	#7470
Elite Guru Joined: 2013/1/27 22:26 From OKLAHOMA Posts: 7677	ANOTHER INTERESTING DAY. RAN OUT OF PROPANE YESTERDAY EVENING. 400 GAL IN SIX WEEKS? I MAY HAVE A TINY LITTLE LEAK. MISTER PROPANE CAME OUT & DID A QUICK FIX TO GET US THRU TONIGHT AND WILL DO THE FULL REPAIR TOMORROW. WE WERE LUCKY THAT THE WEATHER WAS MILD, SUPPOSED TO GET COLD TONIGHT AND COLDER WED NITE. I THOUGHT ABOUT GOING TO NATURAL GAS BUT I SERIOUSLY DOUBT THE GAS CO WOULD GIVE ME THE KIND OF SERVICE I GET FROM MR PROPANE. Posted on: 2014/1/21 0:34
	_________________ REMEMBER THE GOOD OLD DAYS WHEN NOUNS HAD GENDER AND PEOPLE HAD SEX? ---"yellow is for folks who think a bright red Corvette is too restrained."
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GRIS	Re: Sunday Chat 01.19.14	#7471
Elite Guru Joined: 2013/1/27 22:26 From OKLAHOMA Posts: 7677	SORRY 'BOUT YOUR FLU MATT. DON'T TRY TO GET GOING AGAIN TOO SOON, THAT STUFF WILL STAGE A FALSE RECOVERY AND THEN AMBUSH YOU WHEN YOU TRY TO GO BACK TO WORK. THE OKMULGEE BD PARTY WENT WELL. IT WAS PLANNED BY JESSA AND HER 17YO SISTER AS A PAJAMA PARTY. SO OF COURSE THEY ALL PLAYED OUTSIDE. NO APPLEEBYS STOP, WE PIGGED OUT ON HOTDOGS AND SNACKS WHILE WE WERE THERE. LONG HARANGUE WITH #1 SIL & HIS PAL IN THE ARMY RESERVE ABOUT THE DECLINE AND FALL OF THE AMERICAN MILITARY. SAD SITUATION. Posted on: 2014/1/19 15:15
	_________________ REMEMBER THE GOOD OLD DAYS WHEN NOUNS HAD GENDER AND PEOPLE HAD SEX? ---"yellow is for folks who think a bright red Corvette is too restrained."
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GRIS	Re: Saturday Chat 01.18.14	#7472
Elite Guru Joined: 2013/1/27 22:26 From OKLAHOMA Posts: 7677	HI Y'ALL, SUN IS SHINING AND THE PREDICTED HIGH IS 60. NO FLIES ON THAT! GOING OVER TO THE CREEK NATION FOR #3 GRANDDAUGHTER'S BIRTHDAY PARTY. THIS WILL BE A BRIEF APPEARANCE. THE PROPER TERM FOR A GROUP OF 5-6 YEAROLDS BEING, "A CHAOS". WITH THE RIGHT TIMING WE CAN GET TO OKMULGEE JUST AS THEY ALL GO HOME, AND BACK TO MUSKOGEE IN TIME FOR SUPPER AT APPLEBYS. DARLING WIFE LIKES THEIR SALADS, AND I LIKE THEIR ARTICHOKE DIP. Posted on: 2014/1/18 16:19
	_________________ REMEMBER THE GOOD OLD DAYS WHEN NOUNS HAD GENDER AND PEOPLE HAD SEX? ---"yellow is for folks who think a bright red Corvette is too restrained."
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GRIS	Re: Thurs 16 Jan 2014	#7473
Elite Guru Joined: 2013/1/27 22:26 From OKLAHOMA Posts: 7677	STICK TO YOUR GUNS TOMMY. I KNOW THIS IS INCREDIBLY HARD FOR YOU AND SUE, BUT IT'S THE BEST OF A SET OF BAD ALTERNATIVES. FROM WHAT YOU WRITE, THE SON SOUNDS SCHIZOPHRENIC. AND IF HE WILL NOT SEEK TREATMENT OR MEDICATION HE WILL STAY THAT WAY. THE BEST HOPE WOULD BE THAT WHEN HE BOTTOMS OUT HE WILL BE SO MISERABLE THAT HE WOULD BE OPEN TO CHANGE. MAY GOD HELP AND COMFORT YOU BOTH. Posted on: 2014/1/16 15:26
	_________________ REMEMBER THE GOOD OLD DAYS WHEN NOUNS HAD GENDER AND PEOPLE HAD SEX? ---"yellow is for folks who think a bright red Corvette is too restrained."
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GRIS	Re: HEADLIGHTS	#7474
Elite Guru Joined: 2013/1/27 22:26 From OKLAHOMA Posts: 7677	MID AMERICA SHOWS DOT APPROVED HELLA $60 EACH. NOT FAMILIAR WITH H4. IS THIS HALOGEN? Posted on: 2014/1/16 15:14
	_________________ REMEMBER THE GOOD OLD DAYS WHEN NOUNS HAD GENDER AND PEOPLE HAD SEX? ---"yellow is for folks who think a bright red Corvette is too restrained."
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GRIS	HEADLIGHTS	#7475
Elite Guru Joined: 2013/1/27 22:26 From OKLAHOMA Posts: 7677	I KEEP SEEING THESE HELLA LIGHTS ADVERTISED, ANYBODY USE THEM? ARE THEY ENOUGH IMPROVEMENT TO JUSTIFY THE COST? Posted on: 2014/1/15 15:15
	_________________ REMEMBER THE GOOD OLD DAYS WHEN NOUNS HAD GENDER AND PEOPLE HAD SEX? ---"yellow is for folks who think a bright red Corvette is too restrained."
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GRIS	Re: Wed chat 15 Jan 2014	#7476
Elite Guru Joined: 2013/1/27 22:26 From OKLAHOMA Posts: 7677	Quote: pianoguy wrote: Cart rage: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/document ... -express-lane-rage-675432 YA GOTTA WATCH THESE OLD FARTS, WE GET COMBATIVE IN COMPETITIVE ENVIRONMENTS LIKE WALMART. SUNNY AND COLD IN THE CHEROKEE NATION, COMING UP A PRETTY DAY. THANKS FOR ALL THE GOOD WISHES FOR DARLING WIFE'S CARDIAC CATH. Posted on: 2014/1/15 15:11
	_________________ REMEMBER THE GOOD OLD DAYS WHEN NOUNS HAD GENDER AND PEOPLE HAD SEX? ---"yellow is for folks who think a bright red Corvette is too restrained."
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GRIS	Re: Chat for 14 Jan 2014	#7477
Elite Guru Joined: 2013/1/27 22:26 From OKLAHOMA Posts: 7677	Quote: pianoguy wrote: Hidey-ho! I just completed a slippery commute at a pace reminiscent of Ward Bond slogging down the old wagon trail. Very greasy out there, fresh snow on top of fresh ice. I saw a few vehicles in the ditch, and one mouth-breather in particular punted him/herself about 50 feet off the freeway. The forecast contains delightful phrases such as "blowing and drifting snow", "freezing drizzle" and "30-mph wind". Mother Nature is an endless source of joy. Drive safely, Gurus! DEEPEST SYMPATHIES. ANY PLACE NORTH OF PONCA CITY IS UNSUITABLE FOR HUMAN HABITATION IN WINTER. HAVE YOU CONSIDERED BEING A SNOW BIRD? Posted on: 2014/1/14 16:23
	_________________ REMEMBER THE GOOD OLD DAYS WHEN NOUNS HAD GENDER AND PEOPLE HAD SEX? ---"yellow is for folks who think a bright red Corvette is too restrained."
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GRIS	Re: Monday chat 13 Jan 2014	#7478
Elite Guru Joined: 2013/1/27 22:26 From OKLAHOMA Posts: 7677	DARLING WIFE GOT HER CARDIAC CATH DONE TODAY, NO PROBLEMS, MINOR FINDINGS,PROBABLY WHAT YOU'D EXPECT IN A 72 YO WOMAN. SPENT THE WHOLE DAY HANGING AROUND THE HOSPITAL IN TULSA. I HATE THOSE PLACES. SPENT NEARLY ALL OF 1967 IN BROOKE ARMY HOSPITAL, NOT A FUN TIME. #1 DAUGHTER WAS BORN THERE, SO IT WASN'T A COMPLETE WASH. I'M BEGINNING TO ASK MYSELF IF THE CC WAS NOT A DOCTOR'S CYA. Posted on: 2014/1/14 1:57
	_________________ REMEMBER THE GOOD OLD DAYS WHEN NOUNS HAD GENDER AND PEOPLE HAD SEX? ---"yellow is for folks who think a bright red Corvette is too restrained."
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GRIS	Re: Corvette Collector Card Set (1991)	#7479
Elite Guru Joined: 2013/1/27 22:26 From OKLAHOMA Posts: 7677	Quote: TommyT-Bone wrote: Just another thing for someone to throw out when we're dead. MY SON SAYS HE WON'T EVEN GO THRU THE STUFF IN MY BARN WHEN WE'RE DEAD, JUST BURN THE WHOLE THING DOWN. HE HASN'T MADE UP HIS MIND ABOUT THE HOUSE--- Posted on: 2014/1/12 15:06
	_________________ REMEMBER THE GOOD OLD DAYS WHEN NOUNS HAD GENDER AND PEOPLE HAD SEX? ---"yellow is for folks who think a bright red Corvette is too restrained."
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GRIS	Re: Saturday Chat 01.11.14	#7480
Elite Guru Joined: 2013/1/27 22:26 From OKLAHOMA Posts: 7677	SUNSHINE! WHOO WHOO! Posted on: 2014/1/11 14:32
	_________________ REMEMBER THE GOOD OLD DAYS WHEN NOUNS HAD GENDER AND PEOPLE HAD SEX? ---"yellow is for folks who think a bright red Corvette is too restrained."
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GRIS	Re: Friday chat 10 Jan 2014	#7481
Elite Guru Joined: 2013/1/27 22:26 From OKLAHOMA Posts: 7677	Quote: pianoguy wrote: Researchers for the Massachusetts Turnpike Authority found over 200 dead crows near greater Boston recently, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu. A Bird Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was definitely NOT Avian Flu. The cause of death appeared to be vehicular impacts. However, during the detailed analysis it was noted that varying colors of paints appeared on the bird's beaks and claws. By analyzing these paint residues it was determined that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with trucks, while only 2% were killed by an impact with a car. MTA then hired an Ornithological Behaviorist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of truck kills versus car kills. The Ornithological Behaviorist very quickly concluded the cause: When crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow in a nearby tree to warn of impending danger. They discovered that while all the lookout crows could shout "Cah", not a single one could shout "Truck." Absolutely amazing! SCIENCE IS REALLY WONDERFUL, ISN'T IT? 50 DEGREES AND IT'S RAINING ON THE NATIONS, EVEN HEARING A LITTLE THUNDER. SEEMS LIKE SPRING. THE BUMBLEBEE IS SULKING IN THE GARAGE, WAITING FOR NICE WEATHER AND I'M GETTING CABIN FEVER. DARLING WIFE HAS A HEART CATH SCHEDULED MONDAY, NOT LOOKING FORWARD TO THAT. Posted on: 2014/1/10 15:22
	_________________ REMEMBER THE GOOD OLD DAYS WHEN NOUNS HAD GENDER AND PEOPLE HAD SEX? ---"yellow is for folks who think a bright red Corvette is too restrained."
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GRIS	Re: Thurs chat 9 Jan 2014	#7482
Elite Guru Joined: 2013/1/27 22:26 From OKLAHOMA Posts: 7677	SEEMS GROUCHO MARX IS NOW WORKING AT THE WHITEHOUSE: ---the White House says extreme cold spells can actually be attributed to global warming, and that such weather patterns will likely appear with more frequency as climate change continues. "WHO ARE YOU GOING TO BELIEVE, ME OR YOUR EYES?" Posted on: 2014/1/9 15:45
	_________________ REMEMBER THE GOOD OLD DAYS WHEN NOUNS HAD GENDER AND PEOPLE HAD SEX? ---"yellow is for folks who think a bright red Corvette is too restrained."
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GRIS	VACUUM CLEANER	#7483
Elite Guru Joined: 2013/1/27 22:26 From OKLAHOMA Posts: 7677	IF THIS DOESN'T MAKE YOU LAUGH, YOU'RE DEAD. http://zanylol.com/dyson.html Posted on: 2014/1/9 0:06
	_________________ REMEMBER THE GOOD OLD DAYS WHEN NOUNS HAD GENDER AND PEOPLE HAD SEX? ---"yellow is for folks who think a bright red Corvette is too restrained."
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GRIS	Re: Wed chat 8 Jan 2014	#7484
Elite Guru Joined: 2013/1/27 22:26 From OKLAHOMA Posts: 7677	Quote: Matatk wrote: Had a great workout yesterday. Anyone doing a "New Year's Resolution" on getting in shape? Matthew NYR: ESCHEW GRATUITOUS EXERTION. Posted on: 2014/1/8 15:18
	_________________ REMEMBER THE GOOD OLD DAYS WHEN NOUNS HAD GENDER AND PEOPLE HAD SEX? ---"yellow is for folks who think a bright red Corvette is too restrained."
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GRIS	Re: Tuesday chat 7 Jan 2014	#7485
Elite Guru Joined: 2013/1/27 22:26 From OKLAHOMA Posts: 7677	THE SUN IS SHINING ON THE NATIONS AGAIN TODAY. WARMER, 20 DEGREES WITH A PREDICTED HIGH OF 40. STILL GOT SNOW ON THE GROUND BUT THE ROADS ARE IN GOOD SHAPE. THIS ROUND WAS ALL SNOW ON COLD GROUND SO OUR USUAL BOTTOM LAYER OF ICE IS MISSING. THAT'S AN IMPROVEMENT, BUT NO SHOW AT ALL WOULD BE WAY MO' BETTA. Posted on: 2014/1/7 16:20
	_________________ REMEMBER THE GOOD OLD DAYS WHEN NOUNS HAD GENDER AND PEOPLE HAD SEX? ---"yellow is for folks who think a bright red Corvette is too restrained."
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GRIS	Re: You gotta be shippin me!	#7486
Elite Guru Joined: 2013/1/27 22:26 From OKLAHOMA Posts: 7677	WOW, REMINDS ME OF MY FIRST TRIP TO 'NAM WITH ABOUT 5000 CLOSE FRIENDS ON THE USNS POLK. THAT WAS TWO CRUSES IN ONE: MY FIRST AND MY LAST! Posted on: 2014/1/7 0:27
	_________________ REMEMBER THE GOOD OLD DAYS WHEN NOUNS HAD GENDER AND PEOPLE HAD SEX? ---"yellow is for folks who think a bright red Corvette is too restrained."
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GRIS	Re: Monday Chat 01.06.2014	#7487
Elite Guru Joined: 2013/1/27 22:26 From OKLAHOMA Posts: 7677	SUNNY AND COLD, TEN DEGREES. THE CHEROKEES ARE STAYING INSIDE TO KEEP WARM. JUST GLAD I'M THIS FAR SOUTH. I SEE WHERE A THIRD ICEBREAKER SO GOING TO SAVE THE OTHER TWO TRAPPED IN THE "MELTING" SOUTHERN ICE PACK. WHERE'S ALGORE? Posted on: 2014/1/6 15:17
	_________________ REMEMBER THE GOOD OLD DAYS WHEN NOUNS HAD GENDER AND PEOPLE HAD SEX? ---"yellow is for folks who think a bright red Corvette is too restrained."
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GRIS	Re: Sunday Chat 01.05.13	#7488
Elite Guru Joined: 2013/1/27 22:26 From OKLAHOMA Posts: 7677	Quote: vetteblondie wrote: Quote: GRIS wrote: CLOUDY. COLD. SNOW. WIND. BUMMER. +1 and add RAIN, MORE WIND, TEMPS UNDER 10, SLEET I ain't made for this crap... how the heck do all of you who live where it's 20 below survive ???? Got a late lunch today but for dinner on this about to be frigid evening I've got a stoneware crock in the oven full of three kinds of baked beans, a shot of bourbon and some lil' smokies, cornbread will add to it later and possibly a blackberry/raspberry cobbler. OF course all that crap will end up in the freezer but for now it will be good supper. WE JUST FINISHED OFF THE BLACKEYE PEA SOUP WITH TOSTADOS & CHILI CON QUESO. SOUNDS LIKE SUPERIOR EATS IN ARKANSAS. Posted on: 2014/1/6 0:35
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GRIS	Re: Sunday Chat 01.05.13	#7489
Elite Guru Joined: 2013/1/27 22:26 From OKLAHOMA Posts: 7677	CLOUDY. COLD. SNOW. WIND. BUMMER. Posted on: 2014/1/5 15:50
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GRIS	Re: Sat a day Chat 01.04.14	#7490
Elite Guru Joined: 2013/1/27 22:26 From OKLAHOMA Posts: 7677	Quote: Ultraman wrote: Quote: GRIS wrote: DAMN! SURE HARD TO BEAT THE OTHER TEAM AND THE REFS BOTH. No kidding......when I think back on the times we got screwed by the stupid refs I still get mad.....You guys had a good season just came up a bit short.... ACTUALLY, OTHER THAN THE REFS THEN TEAMS WERE WELL MATCHED, I THOUGHT. COULD HAVE GONE EITHER WAY, BUT I THINK THE POKES WOULD HAVE WON IF THE OFFICIATING HAD BEEN BETTER. Posted on: 2014/1/4 16:20
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GRIS	Re: Sat a day Chat 01.04.14	#7491
Elite Guru Joined: 2013/1/27 22:26 From OKLAHOMA Posts: 7677	DAMN! SURE HARD TO BEAT THE OTHER TEAM AND THE REFS BOTH. Posted on: 2014/1/4 14:59
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GRIS	Re: Friday Chat 01.03.14	#7492
Elite Guru Joined: 2013/1/27 22:26 From OKLAHOMA Posts: 7677	Quote: teebee wrote: Those GM white cars from the mid 90's through the mid 00's was crap. GM knew they had a problem and didn't seem to care. DON'T KNOW WHAT THE DIFFERENCE WAS, BUT I HAD THREE WHITE PICKUPS FROM THAT GENERAL TIME FRAME AND HAD NO PAINT PROBLEMS. THEY WERE GARAGED AT NIGHT, BUT SPENT THE DAY IN THE GENTLE OKLAHOMA SUN. THEY WERE SELDOM WAXED, MAYBE ONCE OR TWICE A YEAR MAX. Posted on: 2014/1/3 15:07
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GRIS	Re: Friday Chat 01.03.14	#7493
Elite Guru Joined: 2013/1/27 22:26 From OKLAHOMA Posts: 7677	Quote: Matatk wrote: Good Morning CGs! Snow is the word of the day...or week I should say. We have just gotten dumped on the past few days. Made the roads terrible yesterday. Next weeks high on Monday is a negative...is that possible...lol. The school already called and said class might be cancelled due to low temps. Crazy. THIS GLOBAL WARMING IS HELL, ISN'T IT. I DON'T RECOLLECT SEEING THIS IN THE NATIONAL SOCIALIST MEDIA: Rasmussen Reports found that 68 percent of voters polled would feel safer in an armed neighborhood. Just 23 percent said they'd feel safer in “a neighborhood where nobody was allowed to own a gun.” WONDER WHY? Posted on: 2014/1/3 14:38
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GRIS	Re: First day of New Year chat 1-1-2014	#7494
Elite Guru Joined: 2013/1/27 22:26 From OKLAHOMA Posts: 7677	SUN IS SHINING, NOT TOO COLD, A GREAT START TO '14. I SEE I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE WILD CROWD HERE DARLING WIFE AND I WENT TO SLEEP IN 2013 AND WHEN WE WOKE UP IT WAS A YEAR LATER. DON'T FORGET YOUR BLACKEYED PEAS! WE'LL HAVE BLACKEYED PEA SOUP TODAY TO INSURE GOOD LUCK THIS YEAR. Posted on: 2014/1/1 14:52
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GRIS	Re: Last Chat of the Year 12-31-2013	#7495
Elite Guru Joined: 2013/1/27 22:26 From OKLAHOMA Posts: 7677	Quote: pianoguy wrote: Kinde! A little slick out on the roads today in spots - the dreaded black ice. So naturally whoever is at the front of the pack assumes that the entire highway system is covered with the stuff and drives at a pace which would allow one to jump out of the car and inspect the road before driving on it. OH YEAH, THOSE FOLKS ARE A HAZARD TO NAVIGATION. CLEAR AND COLD AGAIN THIS MORNING, SUPPOSED TO GET UP TO 56 TODAY. SHOULD BESTIR MYSELF AND GO TO THE RANGE TODAY, FINISH SIGHTING IN A COUPLE OF RIFLES. BUT I GOT THE LAZIES. HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL YOU ALL. Posted on: 2013/12/31 14:52
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GRIS	Re: Monday Chat 12-30-2013	#7496
Elite Guru Joined: 2013/1/27 22:26 From OKLAHOMA Posts: 7677	Quote: teebee wrote: That's an oldie but a goodie, Gris. YEAH, WORTH RESUSCITATING, I THOUGHT. FOR SOME REASON, ALL THE JOKES I KNOW ARE OLD ;) Posted on: 2013/12/31 0:19
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GRIS	Re: Monday Chat 12-30-2013	#7497
Elite Guru Joined: 2013/1/27 22:26 From OKLAHOMA Posts: 7677	THE SUN IS SHINING ON THE NATIONS THIS MORNING, CLEAR, COLD, NO WIND TO SPEAK OF. NICE START ON THE DAY. WAS HAVING A DRINK THE OTHER NIGHT WHEN THIS GUY WALKED IN WITH A CAT-SIZE PET CARRIER. HE SAT DOWN AT THE BAR AND ORDERED A DRINK. “WHATCHA GOT IN THE BOX”, I ASKED. “YOU WON’T BELIEVE IT “, HE SAID HE PUT THE BOX ON THE BAR, KNOCKED ON THE TOP, AND OPENED THE DOOR. OUT WALKS A LITTLE MAN, NOT EVEN A FOOT TALL, IMPECCABLY DRESSED IN WHITE TIE & TAILS. THE GUY REACHES IN THE BACK OF THE BOX , COMES OUT WITH A MINIATURE GRAND PIANO, AND PUTS IT ON THE BAR. THE LITTLE MAN IN WHITE TIE WALKS OVER, PUTS UP THE LID, SITS DOWN AND STARTS PLAYING A CHOPIN NOCTURN. MY MOUTH IS HANGING OPEN. “NO WAY!” “YEAH, WAY. FOUND A GENIE IN A BOTTLE. MUST BE A LOW RANK GENIE; HE CAN ONLY GRANT ONE WISH.” “NO SHIT? WHAT DID YOU DO WITH HIM?” “HE’S BACK IN HIS BOTTLE, OUT IN MY TRUCK” “WILL HE GRANT ME A WISH? BRING HIM IN!” “OK, BUT I GOT TO TELL YOU, BE CAREFUL. SPEAK LOUD AND ENUNCIATE CLEARLY, HE DOESN’T HEAR WELL.” “A DEAF GENIE?” “YEAH, DO YOU REALLY THINK I ASKED FOR A TEN INCH PIANIST?” Posted on: 2013/12/30 16:16
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GRIS	Re: Sunday Chat 12.29.13	#7498
Elite Guru Joined: 2013/1/27 22:26 From OKLAHOMA Posts: 7677	Quote: Ultraman wrote: I am thinking of buying an M4 5.56 rifle and they have a Sig Sauer out at Wally world for under a thousand with a scope on it.......any opinions from the extreme right wing gun nuts....they also have one for 1100 bucks but the guy did not know anything about the diferences between the two. ..... HARD TO GO WRONG WITH A SIG. I'VE HAD SEVERAL & THEY ALL SHOT WELL. I LIKE THE PUSH ROD ACTION ACTION MUCH BETTER THAN DIRECT GAS IMPINGEMENT, MOSTLY ON PRINCIPAL, AS UNLESS YOU'RE INTO HIGH VOLUME FIRE IT MAKES NO DIFFERENCE. VARIOUS OUTFITS ARE MAKING FAT BBL VARMINT MODEL AR'S THAT SHOULD BE GREAT FOR YOUR PART OF THE COUNTRY. Posted on: 2013/12/29 21:33
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GRIS	Re: HAPPY NEW DAY Chat 12.28.13	#7499
Elite Guru Joined: 2013/1/27 22:26 From OKLAHOMA Posts: 7677	Quote: teebee wrote: Morning guys...I was up early and went out to where my Back then you could order the 409 and a 4 speed in a 4 door Impala. or the 390/4spd in the Galaxie. THAT WAS BEFORE CONGRESS TOOK UP AUTOMOTIVE ENGINEERING TO IMPROVE THINGS. HOPE & CHANGE HAS BEEN WITH US FOR A WHILE. Posted on: 2013/12/28 18:16
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GRIS	Re: HAPPY NEW DAY Chat 12.28.13	#7500
Elite Guru Joined: 2013/1/27 22:26 From OKLAHOMA Posts: 7677	Quote: BillH wrote: Quote: GRIS wrote: Quote: BillH wrote: I always go to Walmart between 7 and 7:45. The usual Walmart idiots don't get outa bed until 8:30 and aren't focused enough to drive a motor vehicle until 9:30. WHEN BABY DAUGHTER WAS IN HIGH SCHOOL SHE AND HER FRIENDS USED TO GO TO WALMART AFTER MIDNIGHT. THEY SAID IT WAS LIKE GOING TO THE ZOO, ALL SORTS OF WEIRD CREATURES. Hummm.............I always thought that was after 9:30 a.m. IT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN HUMAN AND HUMANOID, I THINK. Posted on: 2013/12/28 18:12
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