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I woke up around 3:00 AM and the mind just wouldn't stop. Mostly I was thinking about bullshit. My mind drifted to back to my youth in Boston. Then some phrases I hadn't heard in years started poppin inta my head. One in particular started to crack me up. "Cut the shit". then I started rememebering it's catch all uses.

I was standin around with a couple of buddies cuttin the shit. (bs'ing, gossiping, bad mouthing)

Hey! Cut the shit! (Stop it before you get your ass whipped)

She did that? Cut the shit. or It cost how much? Cut the shit. (You gotta be kiddin me)

Cut the shit. (sniff, sniff, white powder)

Guess I'll put and end to it and just cut the shit.

Where the hell did I put that knife? (for shit cutting)

Getting up in the middle of the night can be trying. It's too late for some stuff and too early for others. I'm not really in the mood for TV or a movie. Could go for a joy ride. To where? Dunkin Donuts, Dennys's, Waffle House? Then you have to be careful. All the drunks and weirdos are out in force. Can't make too much noise or you'll wake up the others in the house. Could put on a headset and listem to music .... nah. Cruise You Tube and watch some old cartoons or a Three Stooges episode. Read something, nah, my mind isn't clear enough. Go shopping at WalMart, nah, more weirdos. Have a cup of coffee and think of what you might do with the day ahead. Hope there's time for a nap later because by the afternoon I'll be feeling it. I'm just happy I can do that, as long as the wife doesn't call me at nap time. I swear she knows when I'm napping.

Speaking of WalMart

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Saved a trip.
I didn't really need anything at the store anyway.

Honey do these jeans make me look fat?

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No, dear, you make those jeans look small, though.

More shit.

He doesn't give a shit but he won't take no shit. The shithead got shitfaced when he got into a bunch of shit he shouldn't have. It must have drove him bat shit. He went to the shitter to clean off all the shit he fell into. He felt like a shit for brains for letting the little shit get to him. Holy shit, how'd that happen. Shit happens. Americans can find a shitload of things to do with shit. Has to be one of the most cross used words in the English language. I'm not shitting you either.

More shit..
Clean the shit out of your ears, you smell like shit, that tastes like shit, this cars runs like shit, you look like shit, I'd eat her shit, built like a brick shit house, i feel like shit, Kyp so tung so twia, You I deep shit round eyes.
Next the degrees of f&^$

You also have, this is a shitbox. Eat shit and die. Hey shit for brains. shit runs downhill.

S Sure

H happy

I its

T Thursday

Doesn't know shit from shineola.

Who is Jack Schitt? The lineage is finally revealed! Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says: "You don't know Jack Schitt."
Now you can intellectually handle the situation:

Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt.
They had one son, Jack. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The Deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt.
Against her parents objection, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.
After being married for 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced.
Noe Schitt later remarried Ted Sherlock and, because her kids were still living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Shitt Sherlock.

Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a son of nervous disposition, Chicken Schitt.

Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.
The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens Wedding.
The Schitt-Happens children were Daawg, Byrd, Hoarse and Bull.
Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.

So now when someone says "You don't know Jack Schitt", You can correct them!

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No shit, you gotta be shittin' me, that is some good shit (or bad).
...a huge piece of shit.
Shit or get off the pot.
Baby shit.
Chicken shit.
The whole shiteree.

Most of you guys are just talkin shit.

Everyone on this thread would have been banned if it was on CF, no shit.

Well, you can see we got a shitload of responses.

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No shit!!

I never thought of how many uses there are for the word. I shit you not. You guys must think your hot shit.

I'm gonna need to put on my boots, the shit is so deep in here.

Who started this shit anyways ? Oh, it was Tommy.

No shit Sherlock.

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Dig deeper, Watson.

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For sure. They would have been in a world of shit.

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Would have caused a real shit storm.

For shits and giggles we should try a new word!

I would shit a brick if you did that.

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that would be one hard shit!

You guys better knock this off before the shit hits the fan!

Matthew

Oh for SHITS SAKE this is getting old!

Speakin of shit, that's a lot of shit in those photos...
Damn, I try to hide my shit...

Looks like 10lbs of shit in a 5lb bag.

Like shit through a goose.