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Re: Welcome to February Chat 02.01.15
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HAPPY IMBOLIC TO ALL ANCIENT CELTS!

CLOUDY, DRIPPY, WINDY, AND GETTING COLDER IN THE NATIONS THIS MORNING.

ALL IS PREPARED, THE AUSPICES TAKEN, AND THE MYSTIC QUEST SHOULD BEGIN AND END TOMORROW.

AND IN THE NEWS, THE OKLAHOMA LEGISLATURE CONVENES TOMORROW.

No man's life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session. Mark Twain

Posted on: 2015/2/1 15:22
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Re: Fat Bat Saturday Chat 01.31.15
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WHO KNEW WD40 COULD DO ALL THAT, WOW!

CLOUDY IN THE NATIONS THIS MORNING, THE CHEROKEES ARE WAITING FOR THE RAIN.

MAKING PREPARATIONS FOR IMBOLIC AND THE DAY AFTER.

The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill the world with fools.
-- Herbert Spencer

Posted on: 2015/1/31 15:59
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Re: Last Fryday in January Chat 01.30.15
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Here is the fire extinguisher that I bought on ebay.....


http://www.ebay.com/itm/Halotron-Chro ... ain_0&hash=item2349737f2e



I almost bought this on Amazon but went for the Chrome...


http://www.amazon.com/H3R-Performance ... &psc=1&smid=ASDMBGFKSW1C3




With 9 vehicles I'd have to hook it to a key chain so I could move it from vehicle to vehicle.


ME TOO :-0 MAYBE WE COULD WEAR IT AROUND OUR NECKS.

I GOT THE WALLYWORLD AUTO/MARINE SPECIAL.

Posted on: 2015/1/31 0:50
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Re: Last Fryday in January Chat 01.30.15
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SEMI-CLOUDY AND COLDER THIS MORNING. LOOKS LIKE THE "FANTASY SPRING" IS OVER, FUN WHILE IT LASTED. THE CHEROKEES MUST RESIGN THEMSELVES TO WINTER AGAIN.

"endeavor to persevere" DAN GEORGE, GREAT ACTOR.

BIG DOINGS IM GRISHEIM, OH THE SUSPENSE, THE DRAMA, TUNE IN NEXT WEEK FOR ANOTHER THRILLING EPISODE---

IMBOLIC WILL BE THE BIG DAY, IF ALL GOES WELL.

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Re: Thursday 29 Jan 2015
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AND IN THE REALM OF BAD LUCK:


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Re: Thursday 29 Jan 2015
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WOW MARCUS, GLAD IT WASN'T WORSE. GOOD PRESENCE OF MIND ON YOUR PART.

THERE'S A LESSON THERE FOR ME; WHEN I GOT THE '96 IT HAD SOME VALVE COVER LEAKS AND I COULD SMELL HOT OIL. MECHANIC TOLD ME VERY UNLIKELY TO CAUSE FIRE. BEING A PARANOID OLD FART I BOUGHT A FIRE EXTINGUISHER AND PUT IT IN THE CAR. PEOPLE WHO DRIVE PLASTIC CARS SHOULD CARRY FIRE EXTINGUISHERS I THOUGHT :-) GOT LEAKS FIXED BUT NEVER TOOK EXT OUT. WAS JUST THINKING, I SHOULD GET THAT OUT OF THE WAY. NOW YOU HAVE ME CONVINCED I SHOULD PUT ONE IN THE '87, MAYBE IN THE OTHER VEHICLES.

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Re: Thursday 29 Jan 2015
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I hate rap because it's idiotic and it sucks - Sharon Osbourne.


NO FAT, NO FLAVOR; NO MELODY, NO MUSIC.

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Re: Thursday 29 Jan 2015
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SUNNY AND WINDY IN THE NATIONS TODAY, 50 DEGREES AND WIND LIKE WESTERN OKLAHOMA (OR KANSAS).

NEVER MADE IT TO THE RANGE, WIND GOT UP AND SHIFTED TO EAST, NOW IT'S NORTH WEST, TOMORROW MAY BE CALM. PREDICTING WEATHER IN OK IS ONE JOB WHERE YOU CAN BE WRONG WITHOUT MUCH CRITICISM :-)

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Re: Wednesday 28 January 2015
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29 years ago today, Christa McAuliffe and six other crew members were killed in the Challenger explosion. We are looking back and remembering: http://on.wcvb.com/1EPyOY2

UNFORGETTABLE. I WAS WORKING ON THE RATING BOARD AT THE LITTLE ROCK VA REGIONAL OFFICE WHEN IT HAPPENED. WE DIDN'T GET MUCH DONE THE REST OF THAT DAY.

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Re: Wednesday 28 January 2015
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SUNNY AND NICE IN THE NATIONS, A BIT BREEZY, 72 TODAY, THEY SAY. THIS IS THE LONG SLOW CURVE, THE FAST BREAK IS COMING :-(

DIDN'T MAKE IT TO THE RANGE YESTERDAY, GOT ENTANGLED IN "HONEY DO'S" BEFORE I COULD MAKE MY ESCAPE. MAY TRY AGAIN TODAY, IT'S WINDY BUT A 6 O'CLOCK WIND.

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Re: Wednesday 28 January 2015
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Marcus, it is a senseless waste. But if you are around these kids, you find they aren't as tough as kids used to be. They don't know how to handle rejection/failure. I believe it is because in school we don't allow them to fail, giving them as many chances as they want to "pass". We breed them into thinking everyone is "1st place". Everyone wins a prize, nobody loses. It isn't real life. So when something like this comes up they have no clue as how to handle it.

I've said it before, but I'll say it again.....education (the bleeding heart liberals that are the push for these ideals) does a disservice to our children by not allowing them to fail, not teaching them that sometimes you're not a winner.

OK, (stepping off my soapbox) I'll just keep quiet, I've said my peace.


ON TARGET, REPEAT RANGE, FIRE FOR EFFECT!

I WONDER HOW MANY OF THOSE KIDS HAVE EVER BEEN TO AN OPEN CASKET FUNERAL? DO THEY REALLY KNOW WHAT DEAD MEANS?

PLUS THERE IS THE MEDIA, PUBLICIZING, AND IN EFFECT POPULARIZING SUICIDE. TV HAS DONE MORE DAMAGE TO THIS COUNTRY THAN LAWYERS.

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Re: Tuesday 27 Jan 2015
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Today is also Auschwitz Liberation Day. A moment of silence for all the lost souls of that war.

THE "FINAL SOLUTION" WAS THE VERY INCARNATION OF EVIL. IT'S BLAMED ON IDEOLOGY, BUT IT WAS CARRIED OUT BY HUMAN BEINGS WHO KNEW EXACTLY WHAT THEY WERE DOING AND DID NOT GIVE A SHIT.

NOT THE FIRST SUCH GENOCIDE, BUT CARRIED OUT WITH A TEUTONIC ORGANIZATION AND PRECISION THAT MAKES IT SEEM DEMONIC.

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Re: Tuesday 27 Jan 2015
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...I'm glad winter is over I was getting so tired of it...


DON'T YOU JUST WISH :-)

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Re: Tuesday 27 Jan 2015
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THE SUN IS SHINING ON THE NATIONS AND ANOTHER PRETTY DAY IS ON TAP. THE CHEROKEES ARE LOVING IT.

GONNA TRY TO GET OUT TO THE RIFLE RANGE TODAY, IF THE WIND STAYS DOWN. HAVE ZEROS TO VERIFY AND A NEW ACQUISITION TO FUNCTION-FIRE.

AND IN THE NEWS:
THE HYSTERIA INDUSTRY, AFTER HYPING THE GREAT SNOW STORM, IS NOW BEGINNING TO DIS THE POLITICIANS WHO BELIEVED THEIR HYPE.

THE RUSSIANS ARE BUYING TREE HUGGERS TO OPPOSE FRACKING WHILE THE SAUDIS BUY POLITICIANS.

MICHAEL THE SLUG NOW TURNS THEOLOGIAN.

IN OKLAHOMA WE HAVE MORE IMPORTANT CONCERNS; THE LEGISLATURE IS TO DECIDE IF WATERMELONS ARE VEGATABLES.

“BEAM ME UP, SCOTTY. THERE’S NO INTELLIGENT LIFE DOWN HERE.”

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Re: Last Monday in January 1-26-2015
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BillH .... Are these also early model hearing aids for assisting those that are hearing impaired? ..... Maybe not ......


Don't remind me, I'm trying to win $3k at the casino for a new one.


THOSE KIND OF PRICES REALLY MAKE ME APPRECIATE THE VA.

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Re: Last Monday in January 1-26-2015
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AH YES THE KNOCKER-UPPER; IN COLLEGE (WE WROTE ON CLAY TABLETS THEN) I DATED A GIRL FROM AUSTRALIA. ONE NIGHT SHE TOLD ME SHE DIDN'T WANT TO GO OUT AS SHE WAS ALL KNOCKED UP. DISTURBED MY TRANQUILITY :-0

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Re: Last Monday in January 1-26-2015
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Go the go ahead to leave early to deal with Snow
Visited the doc this morning
another round of anti-bionics
He also said most people are groggy when they come out of anesthetic I just woke up and said "WTF!!"


THESE STENT STOPPAGES SEEM TO BE PRETTY COMMON, MY SIL AND A GRANDSON HAVE HAD THEM, BUT OF COURSE SURGERY IS NEVER "ROUTINE" UNLESS IT'S DONE TO SOMEONE ELSE. HOPE YOU GET BETTER QUICK.

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Re: Last Monday in January 1-26-2015
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Yesterday I was looking for my belt. I looked at the clothes rack and I had 3 belts there but not the one I was looking for. Ah the hell with it. I'll wear one of these other belts. Went to put it through the pant loops and it wouldn't go. It appears I was wearing the belt I was looking for all along.


THIS IS NOT A GOOD SIGN, TOMMY.

CLEAR AND COLD IN THE NATIONS TODAY, 29 ON THE FRONT PORCH SUPPOSED TO HIT 60 LATER. NO FLIES ON THAT!

BEEN WATCHING THE MINDLESS MEDIA HYPERVENTILATE OVER THE GREAT BLIZZARD TO COME. THINK OF HOW FUNNY IT WOULD BE IF IT DIDN'T HAPPEN ;-) BUT OF COURSE THEY WOULD IMMEDIATELY SHIFT TO GLOBAL WARMING CANT.

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Re: What was your detour?
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I'M LIKE DANIEL BOONE: NEVER BEEN LOST BUT FREQUENTLY BEWILDERED.

THE MOST FRUSTRATING WAS ONCE WHEN I WAS SHOOTING DOVE DOWN ON THE NORTH FORK OF RED RIVER. I DECIDED TO TAKE A SHORT CUT BACK TO MY PICKUP, RATHER THAN WALKING OUT THE WAY I WENT IN. IT WAS AN OVERCAST DAY AND I GOT IN A BIG THICKET OF SALT CEDAR TOO HIGH TO SEE OVER. WHEN I BROKE OUT THE TRUCK WAS NOWHERE IN SIGHT. PULLED IT'S PICKET PIN AND RUN OFF, I GUESS. DON'T KNOW HOW FAR I WALKED WANDERING AROUND THE DIRT ROADS & TRAILS BUT I FINALLY FOUND MY TRUCK ABOUT DARK. DIDN'T GET MANY DOVE, EITHER.

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Re: What was your detour?
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WELL, I'D SAY WOMEN AND MAPS SHOULD BE KEPT STRICTLY SEPARATED, LIKE WHISKEY AND WATER.

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Re: Sunday Chat 01.25.15
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So much for morning bagel, they were SOLD OUT!


IN DALLAS LIFE IS MUCH SIMPLER; AT THE SIGHT OF A SNOW FLAKE EVERYBODY JUMPS IN THEIR CARS AND RUNS INTO ONE ANOTHER.
(ACTUALLY, SNOW IS NOT NEEDED, JUST RAIN HAS THE SAME EFFECT)

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Re: Sunday Chat 01.25.15
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Hahahahahahhaaa......Gris will like that one.....


OH YEAH, POETIC JUSTICE.

MARCUS, COME ON DOWN ANY TIME. IF YOU LEAVE HUNGRY OR SOBER IT'LL BE NOBODY'S FAULT BUT YOUR OWN :-)

AND YOU'RE QUITE CORRECT, THE GURUS ARE A FINE BUNCH OF FOLKS, TOP OF THE LINE.

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Re: Sunday Chat 01.25.15
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SEMI-SUNNY IN THE NATIONS THIS MORNING, WE'RE OFF TO OKMULGEE FOR #3 GRANDDAUGHTER'S BAPTISM. THE ARKIES AND OKC KIDS ARE GOING TO BE THERE, A NOISY TIME TO BE HAD BY ALL, NO DOUBT.

AND IN THE NEWS: A ROBBERY GONE RIGHT

Tulsa Police received a call of an armed robbery Tuesday night at the Ryan's Convenience Store near 21st and Mingo.
The clerk told police that three masked men entered the store armed with handguns. Police say the clerk pulled out his semi-automatic pistol and shot two of the three suspects.
One of the robbery suspects, a 25-30 year old male, was killed instantly and another later died at the hospital. Police say the third suspect fled the scene.

THE REMAINING ROBBER & THE WHEEL MAN WERE CHARGED WITH FELONY MURDER. THE CLERK WAS EXONERATED, BUT WILL BE REQUIRED TO PERFORM TWO WEEKS OF TARGET PRACTICE.

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Re: Mad Hatter Saturday Chatter 01.24.15
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I don't believe the victim was going to shoot at the officer. I believe he thought it was a convenient moment to pray for he knew he had made a serious error in judgment.


YA GOTTA BE VERY CIRCUMSPECT AROUND A MAN WITH A GUN AND AN ADRENALIN CHARGE.

SOME OF MY LESS INTELLIGENT COHORTS IN NAM USED TO TALK ABOUT TRYING TO CATCH THEIR SENTRIES SLEEPING. NOT ME, I ALWAYS MADE SURE THEY KNEW I WAS COMING. YOU WON'T FIND OLD GRIS SNEAKING UP ON A SLEEPY, SCARED 19 YEAR OLD WITH A FULL AUTO RIFLE. EVEN THE YOUNG GRIS WAS NOT THAT CRAZY :-0 (ALMOST, BUT NOT QUITE)

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Re: Mad Hatter Saturday Chat 01.24.15
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CLEAR AND COLD IN THE NATIONS THIS MORNING, LOOKS LIKE A PRETTY DAY COMING UP. I'M OFF TO TULSA TO CHECK OUT A SMALL GUNSHOW, SEE IF THEY HAVE ANYTHING I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT.

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THE SUN IS SHINING ON THE NATIONS THIS MORNING. THE CHEROKEES REJOICE.

IN THE NEWS: THERE ARE REPORTS OF A NEW CARTEL IN MEXICO CALLED LOS VIAGRAS. THEY ARE SAID TO BE ON THE RISE.

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http://newsok.com/court-document-reve ... mb-threat/article/5386857

NOT MENTIONED HERE IS THE FACT THAT THE POLICE CHIEF DID NOT HAVE A BULLET-PROOF VEST. A SHERIFF'S DEPUTY LOANED HIM ONE BEFORE THEY BUSTED INTO THE HOUSE.

SO ONE SORE-HEAD JERK NEARLY GOT AT LEAST ONE MAN KILLED.

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Re: Thurs 22 Jan 2015
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Tommy, all those cars must keep you busy just keeping them running.


HE AIN'T THE ONLY ONE. THERE'S ALWAYS SOME DAMN THING---

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CLOUDY AND DRIPPY IN THE NATIONS THIS MORNING. THE CHEROKEES GOT THE SAD, NEED SUNSHINE.
TODAY I'M FOLLOWING BILLH'S MUST DO SCHEDULE.

GOOD LUCK ON THE JOB SITUATION MIKE.

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Re: State of the Union day. 20 Jan 2015
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HAD A WIENER SCHNITZEL FOR LUNCH, YUM! DON'T KNOW WHY THERE ARE NOT MORE GERMAN RESTAURANTS.


Because eating veal is inhumane,


WELL, NOT IF YOU KILL IT FIRST :-)

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Re: Wed 21 Jan 2015
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You know it's going to be one of those days when the handle falls off the shower.


THAT'S AN UBER-OMEN INDEED.

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Re: Wed 21 Jan 2015
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WELL IT'S CLEAR UP HERE ON THE RIDGE AND FOGGY DOWN IN THE FLATS, JUST ABOVE FREEZING.

TOOK THE '87 DOWN TO GET THE STARTING PROBLEM WORKED ON. WHITE CARS (THAT'S WHY IT'S CALLED HARVEY) ARE NOT BEST FOR FOG, GOT TO LIGHT UP TO BE SEEN.

BACK PROBLEMS ARE A REAL PIA. MAYBE A LITTLE SNAKE-BITE MEDICINE WOULD CONSOLE YOU WHILE YOU CONTEMPLATE THE ADVANTAGES OF AGING.

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Re: State of the Union day. 20 Jan 2015
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TURNED INTO A NICE DAY AFTER ALL.

TURNPIKE DRIVING WAS BORING, EXCEPT WHEN I MERGED FROM BEHIND ONE OF THOSE CONCRETE BARRIERS AND NEARLY RAN OVER A PICKUP TRUCK. WE WERE BOTH SURPRISED TO SEE EACH OTHER :-0 DAMN THINGS ARE JUST ABOUT CORVETTE HIGH.

HAD A WIENER SCHNITZEL FOR LUNCH, YUM! DON'T KNOW WHY THERE ARE NOT MORE GERMAN RESTAURANTS.

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Re: State of the Union day. 20 Jan 2015
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COOL, HIGH CLOUDS, HIGH OF 55 THEY SAY. YESTERDAY'S SUNSHINE SURE WAS NICE, THE CHEROKEES WANT IT BACK.

THINK I'LL DRIVE THE '87 UP TO TULSA TODAY, HAVE LUNCH WITH MY GUNSHOW BUDDY.

IN THE NEWS: NOTED COMBAT VETERAN AND CLOSE COMBAT EXPERT MICHAEL"THE SLUG"MORE HAS PRONOUNCED SNIPERS TO BE COWARDS.

FINE TALK FROM SOMEONE WHO MAKES HIS LIVING TAKING POTSHOTS AT PEOPLE ;-)

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SEMI-SUNNY AND 44 THIS MORNING, HIGH IN THE 60'S PREDICTED.

GOOD TO BE HOME; HOPE THAT'S THE LAST FUNERAL FOR A WHILE.
UNCLE ARTIE WAS SOMETHING OF A TOWN INSTITUTION, AND THE CHURCH WAS PACKED. I DON'T THINK THERE WAS AN EMPTY SPOT ANYWHERE. IT WAS QUITE A SENDOFF.

THINK I'LL DO SOME OF THE THINGS AROUND THE PLACE I'VE BEEN PUTTING OFF BECAUSE IT WAS TO COLD.

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CLEAR AND COLD IN THE NATIONS THIS MORNING, THEY SAY WE WILL HIT 60 DEGREES. WE DID MAKE 50 YESTERDAY.

BACK TO WESTERN OK TOMORROW FOR ANOTHER FUNERAL. DARLING WIFE'S UNCLE. 83, CONGESTIVE HEART FAILURE, DIABETES, KIDNEYS GAVE OUT, DOC TOLD HIM THERE WAS NOTHING MORE HE COULD DO. ARTIE TOLD HIM "STOP ALL THE MEDS, IT'S TIME FOR ME TO GO." DECISIVE.

AND IN THE NEWS:

INMATE SHOWS NO OBVIOUS DISTRESS IN OKLAHOMA EXECUTION - AP

I'M SO GLAD, ALL HE DID WAS KILL A BABY, WE CERTAINLY WOULDN'T WANT HIM TO BE DISTRESSED.

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Meanwhile back in L.A.

Guess they can't arrest them for animal cruelty, after all the gator lived with them for forty years. And all that time the neighbors thought the feral cats were going to the Chinese restaurant ........


http://news.yahoo.com/officials-seize ... ats-box-la-002715471.html




Tommy you probably have those guys running around wild in your neck of the woods.....do you ever see any?



Every time I go to the Everglades. They're anywhere that water is. A couple of years ago we had one at the gate of the nursery. Oddly he was hunting for a kitty cat dinner. We have about a half dozen cats there.



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Re: Thursday 15 Jan 2015
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Clint workin' on his 58 Jag.


When was that? In 59?




Hey Gris!

http://www.grindtv.com/outdoor/outpos ... ster-found-national-park/


SAW THAT. WONDER IF IT IS STILL LOADED?

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No,no C&D's been pushing the mid-year thin since the 1980's. It's like it's their hobby.

It isn't all Car and Driver - GM has been hinting at this direction since the 1970s:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chevrolet_Aerovette



Then you'd think they would have gotten around to it by now.

Concept cars vs the reality of production.


HEY BILL, DO YOU GET THE FEELING YOU'RE TALKING TO YOURSELF?

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Guess they can't arrest them for animal cruelty, after all the gator lived with them for forty years. And all that time the neighbors thought the feral cats were going to the Chinese restaurant ........


http://news.yahoo.com/officials-seize ... ats-box-la-002715471.html




Tommy you probably have those guys running around wild in your neck of the woods.....do you ever see any?


HE KEEPS A COUPLE IN HIS CEMENT POND TO KEEP THE FISH POPULATION UNDER CONTROL.

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SUNNY AND NOT SO COLD IN THE NATIONS THIS MORNING. WE MAY HIT 50 DEGREES. THE CHEROKEES ARE GRINNING AND THE FIVE GALLON ICE CUBE IN THE DOG PEN IS MELTING. WHAT'S NOT TO LIKE?

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CaptMike, Looks great, unfortunately it won't work for me. My insurance through work forces me to use Express-Scripts mail order and they won't accept the discount card. I tried before with another medication. They will not even allow me to fill the script at a local pharmacy to get it free.

Farging bastages.



I don't get free scripts from anyplace. This year my health plan swapped over to CVS/CAREMARK from Express Scripts. I always have to pay something. Better than paying full freight though.


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Ya, for about the last 30+ years


ME TOO, CLOSE TO 40 YEARS. NEVER HAD ANY PROBLEM WITH THEM AT ALL.

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CLEAR AND COLD IN THE NATIONS THIS MORNING. THE CHEROKEES ARE WAITING FOR THE THAW.

I SEE WHERE THE PROFIT MOBAMA IS ATTACKING THE U.S. NATURAL GAS INDUSTRY WHILE HIS SAUDI FRIENDS DESTROY THE U.S. OIL PRODUCERS.

THE FRACKING BOOM IS THE BEST THING THAT HAS HAPPENED TO US SINCE 1973, SO NATURALLY IT'S UNDER ATTACK BY THE USUAL SUSPECTS. A WELL THOUGHT OUT TARIFF ON OIL IMPORTS MIGHT SAVE US A LOT OF PAIN, BUT THE ARABS OWN TOO MANY AMERICAN POLITICIANS FOR THAT TO EVER HAPPEN.

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CaptMike, Looks great, unfortunately it won't work for me. My insurance through work forces me to use Express-Scripts mail order and they won't accept the discount card. I tried before with another medication. They will not even allow me to fill the script at a local pharmacy to get it free.

Farging bastages.



I don't get free scripts from anyplace. This year my health plan swapped over to CVS/CAREMARK from Express Scripts. I always have to pay something. Better than paying full freight though.


GEHA?

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DROVE THE BUMBLEBEE TO MUSKOGEE TO GET DOG FOOD. PULLED IN THE PARKING LOT, STARTED INSIDE WHEN A LAUGHING WOMAN PARKED NEXT TO ME ROLLED DOWN HER WINDOW AND SAID,"CONGRATULATIONS ON GETTING OUT." C4'S ARE JUST FUN CARS :-)

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26 AND SUNNY THIS MORNING, LOOKS LIKE A NICE DAY COMING UP IN THE NATIONS, UPPER 30'S FOR THE HIGH. SMALL CHANCE OF SNOW TOMORROW MORNING.

GOT TO MAKE A DOG FOOD RUN TO MUSKOGEE TODAY, IT'S VET DISCOUNT DAY ON TUESDAYS. EVERY LITTLE BIT HELPS :-)
YESTERDAY I DID THE ERRANDS I COULDN'T DO FRIDAY DUE TO PLACES BEING CLOSED. I'M BEGINNING TO DOUBT THAT BUSINESSES THAT TAKE THREE DAY WEEKENDS NEED MY CUSTOM IF THEY ARE DOING THAT WELL.

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Re: 1-12-2015 Happy Birthday Chat
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I had a 250 Husqvarna in the 70's.

It was fast.


AND I'VE GOT A .30-06 HUSQUVARNA. IT'S PRETTY FAST WITH LIGHT BULLETS.

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GRAY AND DRIPPY MORNING IN THE NATIONS. NOT SO COLD, 40 DEGREES ON THE FRONT PORCH. THE CHEROKEES ARE GETTING RESTLESS AND READY FOR SOME REASONABLE WEATHER.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY UP THERE IN THE NORTH.

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A LONG GRAY DAY IN THE NATIONS, THE PREDICTED ICE DID NOT MATERIALIZE. THAT'S ALL TO THE GOOD. ABOVE FREEZING BUT STILL RATHER COOL. TIME FOR A PRE-SUPPER NAP.

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Re: Sat. and Chat 01.10.15
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WHEN THE PUBLIC AND THE ECONOMY FINALLY GET A BREAK ON FUEL PRICES SOME BRAIN DEAD BUM-FKR WANTS TO RAISE THE GAS TAX.


So does that.....piss you off?

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GIVES ME THE ASS LIKE A RUSSIAN BEAR.

BTW, I DID THINK OF PISSING ON THE BARN DOOR, BUT I WOULD HAVE HAD TO MAKE ANOTHER POT OF COFFEE TO GET PREPARED.

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