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Re: Sat. and Chat 01.10.15
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WELL, THE STUPID PARTY HAS NOT BEEN IN THE MAJORITY A FULL WEEK BEFORE LIVING UP TO THEIR NAME.

WHEN THE PUBLIC AND THE ECONOMY FINALLY GET A BREAK ON FUEL PRICES SOME BRAIN DEAD BUM-FKR WANTS TO RAISE THE GAS TAX. THESE JERKS HAVE MADE DUMB ASS AN ART FORM.

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Re: Sat. and Chat 01.10.15
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pianoguy wrote:
We have a new cabinet coming that will house, among other things, my liquor supply. So I decided to weed some things out - got rid of a lot of stuff that was WELL past its prime:

http://drinks.seriouseats.com/2012/09/cocktail-101-how-
long-do-spirits-liqueurs-vermouth-last.html


WHISKEY NEVER DID KEEP WELL AT MY HOUSE ;-)

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Re: Sat. and Chat 01.10.15
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I noticed that the shop was getting cold since I was out in the office all day which has electric heat and was going to call the heating and air guys to come fix the furnace because no warm air was coming out when I would mess with it....duh...I had a thought to go look at the propane tank and it was reading zero, zilch, nada.....of course its like 5:45 so a bunch of calls to folks took place but the truck finally showed up.....and we had to relight the hot water heater and make sure the electronic ignitions were working on all the furnaces....it was about 10 degrees outside and the house was getting cold fast......



You're lucky, there's some stupid rule here that if you run out, the whole system has to be recertified. Gauges on everything, leak tests, etc. Most of the drivers can do it but it takes an hour and a half (plus U have to listen to the drivers bitch about it).


HAPPENED TO ME LAST YEAR. BUT US OKIES DON'T ALWAYS REMEMBER STUPID RULES SO IT WAS NO BIG DEAL TO GET GOING AGAIN.
IT TURNED OUT TO BE A GOOD THING, HE JUST DID MINIMAL REFILL TO GET THRU THE COLD SPELL THEN WHEN IT RAN DRY AGAIN DID A LONG OVERDUE TANK OVERHAUL.

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Re: Sat. and Chat 01.10.15
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CLEAR AND COLD AGAIN. I SHOULD BE GETTING USED TO IT. BUT AS LETTY SAID, THE SUNSHINE TEMPTS ME OUT AND THE COLD DRIVES ME BACK IN. FRUSTRATING. THE BARN DOOR WAS FROZEN SHUT AND IT WAS A PIA GETTING IT OPEN. THE CHEROKEES ARE READY FOR A THAW.

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Re: Friday 9 Jan 2015
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CLOUDY AND COLD, 28 DEGREES. NWS SAYS "SUNNY"; BUREAUCRATS DON'T BOTHER TO LOOK OUT THE WINDOW, I GUESS.

BRAKES ALL FIXED UP ON THE '87, I FEEL A LOT BETTER ABOUT DRIVING IT NOW. GOT A FEW ERRANDS TO RUN TODAY.

I'M FED UP WITH WINTER ALREADY AND IT AIN'T EVEN FEBRUARY YET. DAMN!

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Re: Thursday Chat 01.08.15
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As far as The Wild Men of Borneo ..... What man doesn't like to get a little head?


GOOD POINT, TOMMY :-)

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Re: Thursday Chat 01.08.15
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I never cease to be amazed at the amount of violence that is brought on by ideology / religion, subjects that should be peaceful.


THE MAINSPRING OF THIS MECHANISM IS DOMINANCE. HERR ADLER WAS CORRECT.

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Re: Thursday Chat 01.08.15
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WE USED TO HAVE TEAM MEETINGS AT CATTLEMAN'S IN THE 90'S. THE FOOD WAS NOTHING SPECIAL THEN. I HAVE NOT BEEN BACK SINCE.

Posted on: 2015/1/8 17:49
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Re: Thursday Chat 01.08.15
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By the way, who among us has read the Declaration of Independence or The Constitution of the U.S.? I know I haven't read both and I'm not proud to admit it. (I have read The Declaration)


THE DECLARATION IS JUST THAT, A DECLARATION OF PRINCIPLE AND REASON FOR REVOLT. THE CONSTITUTION IS OUR RULING DOCUMENT/CONTRACT. ( A TANGENTIAL THOUGHT HERE: WHY DO THE ENGLISH SPEAKING PEOPLE SO LOVE AND REVERE CONTRACTS?)

AS TO MOSLEM TERRORISTS, OF COURSE NOT ALL MOSLEMS ARE TERRORISTS; THE PROBLEM LIES IN SORTING THEM OUT. I DO NOT ADVOCATE IT BUT THE “ONE SIZE FITS ALL” APPROACH HAS WORKED IN THE PAST.

AN ILLUMINATING MINOR ILLUSTRATION MAY BE FOUND IN THE COMMUNIST CHINESE INSURGENCY IN INDONESIA. TERRORIST TACTICS WERE USED FREELY BY THE CHINESE. IT WAS A MAJOR ERROR TO USE THEM AGAINST THE DAYAK PEOPLE. THESE WERE THE ORIGINAL “WILD MEN OF BORNEO” AND IT HAD TAKEN THE DUTCH A COUPLE OF CENTURIES TO MAKE THE DAYAKS QUIT HUNTING HEADS. THE DAYAK RESPONDED TO TERRORISM IN THEIR TRADITIONAL WAY AND SOON PILES OF CHINESE HEADS BEGAN TO APPEAR AT CROSSROADS. I DOUBT THEY WERE VERY PICKY ABOUT WHOSE THEY WERE, AS LONG AS THEY WERE CHINESE. INTIMIDATION OF THE DAYAK QUICKLY WENT OUT OF FASHION.

MAYBE IT IS AN ERROR TO RESPOND TO TRIBAL PEOPLE WHO ADHERE TO EIGHTH CENTURY MORALITY AND IDEOLOGY IN TWENTY-FIRST CENTURY FASHION. CURRENT DNA TESTING COULD BE USED TO IDENTIFY THE KIN OF TERRORISTS, EVEN EXPLODED ONES, FOR PUNISHMENT. THIS WOULD BE QUITE IN ACCORD WITH EIGHTH CENTURY ETHICS AND WOULD BE COMMUNICATION A TRIBAL PEOPLE COULD EASILY COMPREHEND.

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Re: Thursday Chat 01.08.15
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Good Morning CGs!

So last night I read about and watched the video from the Paris terrorist attacks. What a horrible, atrocious thing. Now the backlash appears to be that French citizens are attacking/damaging mosques. I don't condone violence on either side, but I don't have an answer. Just observations. Hopefully something can be resolved peacefully./quote]

TERRORISM CAN NOT BE "RESOLVED PEACEABLY" UNLESS YOU CONSIDER SURRENDER A SOLUTION. WE ARE A VIOLENT SPECIES. "AND THAT'S THE WAY THINGS ARE", TO QUOTE OLD LODGESKINS.

CLEAR AND COLD IN THE NATIONS THIS MORNING, 16 DEGREES ON THE FRONT PORCH. NO WIND, WHICH IS A BLESSING, HIGH OF 33 PREDICTED. I BET THE DOG'S WATER IS FROZEN. WHADDA YA DO WITH A FIVE GALLON ICE CUBE? PUT IT IN A BARREL OF WHISKEY? BUT THEN YOU'D HAVE TO DRINK IT QUICK BEFORE IT MELTED AND WATERED DOWN YOUR BOURBON ;-)

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Re: [Video] How a dual clutch transmission works
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INTERESTING.

Posted on: 2015/1/7 15:05
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Re: First Hump day of the year. 7 Jan 2015
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OVERCAST AND COLD IN THE NATIONS THIS MORNING. TEMPERATURE IS DROPPING, WIND PICKING UP; LOOKS LIKE ANOTHER NAP DAY IN THE OFFING.

NOW THAT THE RECOIL BAN HAS EXPIRED I'D LIKE TO GO TO THE RIFLE RANGE RANGE AND REFINE THE ZERO ON A COUPLE WITH RECEIVER SIGHTS. WHEN I SIGHTED THEM IN MY VISION WAS SO BAD I COULD BARELY SEE THE AIMING POINT. BUT NOT TODAY, THE ICICLES MIGHT GET IN THE WAY.

STAY ALERT FOR FROZEN NOSE HAIR, GURUS!

Posted on: 2015/1/7 15:01
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Re: Tueday Chat 01.06.15
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Yikes....Brads getting his butt kicked by the weather up in Viking land....


FOR A FACT! AND I THINK THE FENCE IS DOWN 'CAUSE SOME OF IT HAS STRAYED ON DOWN TO US.

Posted on: 2015/1/7 3:34
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Re: Times, they are a'changing....
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Good thing, I don't do Facebook.


JUST SO. I PRIZE MY AUTONOMY, PRIVACY, AND ANONYMITY. I THEREFORE DO NOT DO FACEBOOK OR CARRY A CELL PHONE.


That's right. Gris sends smoke signals. Like the Cherokee Nation.


THAT WILL BE AN OLD INDIAN HAND SIGNAL TO YOU, MATTHEW :-)


I'm prepared.

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SOMETHING LIKE THAT, BUT THE ONE I HAD IN MIND IS NOT SHOWN ON THE EXAMPLE; IT ONLY INVOLVES A SINGLE DIGIT.

Posted on: 2015/1/6 22:49
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Re: Tueday Chat 01.06.15
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CLEAR AND COLD IN THE NATIONS THIS MORNING. SUNSHINE! WHOO WHOO!

A FEW MORE ERRANDS TODAY, GOOD EXCUSE TO FLY THE BUMBLEBEE. HARVEY SITS NEGLECTED IN THE BARN, TOO MUDDY YET TO GET HIM OUT, TRUCK STILL IN THE SHOP, DARLING WIFE'S ELDERLY PATHFINDER RUNNING. END OF AUTOMOTIVE STATUS REPORT.

DARLING WIFE FOUND HER LOST SINCE CHRISTMAS KEYS YESTERDAY BEHIND THE SEAT IN THE BUMBLEBEE, WHERE I HAD LOOKED BEFORE AND NOT SEEN THEM. MEA CULPA.

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Re: Monday 5 Jan 2015
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Spent a couple hours in the shop turning some replacement pieces for a couple of chairs a local guy said they broke over the Christmas break.


Must have been some Christmas party at his house.


ONLY A FLESH WOUND, EGGNOG OD, YA KNOW.

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Re: Times, they are a'changing....
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Good thing, I don't do Facebook.


JUST SO. I PRIZE MY AUTONOMY, PRIVACY, AND ANONYMITY. I THEREFORE DO NOT DO FACEBOOK OR CARRY A CELL PHONE.


That's right. Gris sends smoke signals. Like the Cherokee Nation.


THAT WILL BE AN OLD INDIAN HAND SIGNAL TO YOU, MATTHEW :-)

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Re: Monday 5 Jan 2015
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Skiing for WIMPS.


I LIKE IT. HAVING COMPLETED MY MISERY TRAINING YEARS AGO, I FEEL NO NEED FOR FURTHER PRACTICE :-)

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Re: Times, they are a'changing....
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Good thing, I don't do Facebook.


JUST SO. I PRIZE MY AUTONOMY, PRIVACY, AND ANONYMITY. I THEREFORE DO NOT DO FACEBOOK OR CARRY A CELL PHONE.

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Re: Monday 5 Jan 2015
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CLEAR AND COLD THIS MORNING, 20 DEGREES, BUT THE SUN IS SHINING AND THERE IS LITTLE WIND SO THERE IS HOPE FOR THE DAY. THE CHEROKEES ARE GLAD TO SEE SUNSHINE AGAIN.

GOT A HOST OF ERRANDS TO RUN TODAY, GOOD THING THE BUMBLEBEE'S HEATER IS WORKING AGAIN, THE TRUCK IS IN THE SHOP.

AS HIGHWAY COPS GO, OKLAHOMA'S ARE TOPS. BACK WHEN I HAD FAMILY TO VISIT IN SURROUNDING STATES EVERY HIGHWAY PATROLMAN YOU'D SEE WAS WRITING A TICKET. IN OK, 3 OUT OF 5 WOULD HAVE THEIR HEAD IN SOMEBODIES ENGINE COMPARTMENT OR CALLING A TOW FOR A BREAKDOWN, OR HELPING SOME OLD LADY GET A TIRE CHANGED. AND THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT THEY SHOULD BE DOING. OHP IS OK! (EXCEPT WHEN THEY WRITE YOU A TICKET :-)

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Re: Sunday Chat 01.04.15
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CLOUDY, COLD, WINDY IN THE NATIONS THIS MORNING. 21 DEGREES ON THE FRONT PORCH. THE CHEROKEE'S TOESES IS COLD! I'LL HAVE TO WEAR MY DUCK HUNTING GARB TO GO TO THE BARN.

BACK IN THE DAY WHEN THERE WERE QUAIL TO HUNT, I WOULDN'T GO IF IT WAS BELOW 30. TOO HARD ON THE DOGS :-)



No kidding where did all the Quail go......and the pheasants also.....too many old farmsteads have been cleaned out and planted to crops so there is very little cover left. Now if you want to hunt you go pay a guy who has stocked an area with birds he has raised and you shoot a few then go home.....its why I don't hunt anymore......


NOBODY KNOWS! THERE ARE THEORIES OUT THE KAZOO, SOME REALLY OUT THERE, BUT THAT QUESTION IS STILL HANGING.

MY THEORY IS DISEASE AND TOO MANY 'COONS BOTH A RESULT OF CORN FEEDERS PUT OUT BY THE DEER HUNTERS. MY MAIN SPOT IN WESTERN OK HAS NEVER HAD ANY HERBICIDE AND NO PESTICIDE, APART FROM EAR TAGS, AND THERE ARE NEXT TO NONE THERE.

SOME SAY THE WILD TURKEY HAVE EATEN THE QUAIL :-0

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Re: Sadturday Chat 01.03.15
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Made it through the funeral - I HATE those things.


I HEAR THAT! I'M BEGINNING TO FEEL LIKE A FUGITIVE FROM THE LAW OF AVERAGES.

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Re: Sunday Chat 01.04.15
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CLOUDY, COLD, WINDY IN THE NATIONS THIS MORNING. 21 DEGREES ON THE FRONT PORCH. THE CHEROKEE'S TOESES IS COLD! I'LL HAVE TO WEAR MY DUCK HUNTING GARB TO GO TO THE BARN.

BACK IN THE DAY WHEN THERE WERE QUAIL TO HUNT, I WOULDN'T GO IF IT WAS BELOW 30. TOO HARD ON THE DOGS :-)

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Re: Sadturday Chat 01.03.15
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STILL CLOUDY, STILL DRIPPY, NOT AS COLD. AT LEAST WE HAD NO ICE. WESTERN OKLAHOMA GOT SOME, BUT THE CHEROKEES DODGED THE BULLET. SUPPOSED TO GET COLD TOMORROW, BETTER CHECK THE PROPANE TODAY.


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Re: Friday Chat 01.02.14
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STILL CLOUDY, STILL COLD, STILL DRIPPY. DAMN! THE CHEROKEES ARE TIRED OF THIS LOW-LIGHT CRAP.

LOOKS LIKE ANOTHER NAP DAY, GOT NOTHING SPECIAL TO DO AND MISERABLE WEATHER TO NOT DO IT IN.

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Re: Happy New Year!!!! 1 Jan 2015 Chat
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HAPPY NEW YEAR!

CLOUDY AND COLD AND WET. NOT AN AUSPICIOUS START FOR 2015. LOOKS LIKE THE FIRST NAP DAY OF THE NEW YEAR. DON'T FORGET THE BLACK-EYED PEAS.

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Re: New Year's Eve Chat 12.31.14
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CLOUDY AND COLD IN THE NATIONS, WINTER'S HERE FOR SURE. I'M READY FOR SPRING ALREADY. NWS IS TALKING ABOUT ICE. I HATE ICE. ONE YEAR WE HAD NO LIGHTS FOR EIGHT DAYS BECAUSE OF ICE.

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Re: If your car was gone today....what would you replace it with?
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So Letty's unfortunate accident got me thinking. If your Corvette were gone for whatever reason....what would you replace it with?/quote]

MY OTHER CORVETTE :-)

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Re: Tuesday Chat 12.30.14
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SEMI SUNNY AND COLD IN THE NATIONS TODAY, SUPPOSED TO GET COLDER AND HAVE ICE OR SNOW OR RAIN OR SLEET. NWS SEEMS A LITTLE CONFUSED ON THAT :-)

GOT A BOTTLE OF SPICED RUM FOR CHRISTMAS, WILL SEE HOW THAT WORKS WITH EGGNOG. AT MY AGE NEW YEARS EVE HAS BECOME SEDATE TO THE POINT OF SOMNOLENCE.

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Re: HCS ( Hot chick Saturday ) Xmas edition
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Re: Monday, Monday Chat 12.29.14
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CLEAR AND COLD IN THE NATIONS THIS MORNING; THE FROST IS ON THE PUMPKIN.
SERVES THEM DAMN GOURDS RIGHT, I SEZ.

SORRY ABOUT YOUR FRIEND, LETTY.
HOPE YOU'RE FEELING BETTER TODAY.

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Re: Sunday Chat 12-28-2014
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COLD IN THE NATIONS, THE CHEROKEES ARE SITTING CLOSE TO THE FIRE.
THE SUN DID COME OUT THOUGH, (A MAJOR MITIGATION, THAT)BUT WHO KNOWS HOW LONG IT WILL LAST. GOT TO ENJOY IT WHILE IT'S SHINING.

I'M SAD I MISSED TOMMY'S ROAST PIG.

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Re: Saturday Chat 12.27.14
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CLOUDY, RAINY, COLD. GRAY DECEMBER CONTINUES IN THE NATIONS. ANOTHER GREAT NAP DAY. GOT A NEW RECLINER FOR CHRISTMAS, MUST GET IT BROKEN IN AND FORM FITTED :-)

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Re: Friday Chat 12.26.14
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Here is a pic of the piglet we pig-sat for a week. She is such a cutie and a little darling to boot. The new owner wrote on Facebook "Santa brought a pig, w/ shampoo. Lol" Ohhh!


TOOK THAT PIC BEFORE YOU ROASTED IT, RIGHT?

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Re: Friday Chat 12.26.14
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SEMI SUNNY IN THE NATIONS AT PRESENT, NOT AS PRETTY AS YESTERDAY, BUT NOT GLOOMY. HE CHEROKEES ARE REPLETE.

'TWAS THE DAY AFTER CHRISTMAS AND ALL THRU THE HOUSE,
DISORDER IS GLARING, BUT NOBODY CARES. A SATISFACTORY CHRISTMAS, KIDS AND GRANDKIDS ALL HAPPY WITH WHAT THEY GOT; THAT MAKES GRANDPA HAPPY WHEN HE PICKED THE RIGHT STUFF.

DARLING WIFE MANAGED TO LOSE HER KEYS SOMEWHERE BETWEEN HERE AND FAYETTEVILLE :-( THE DAY THERE WAS NOT TOO BAD, DIL & HER BROTHER MUCH EFFECTED, KIDS SHRUGGED IT OFF AND CARRIED ON. RESILIENCE OF YOUTH.

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Re: 25 DECEMBER 2014
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THE SUN IS SHINING ON THE CHEROKEES. WHOO WHOO!

GETTING SET TO HIT THE ROAD TO FAYETTEVILLE. WILL BE AN UN-MERRY CHRISTMAS THERE; DIL'S DAD DIED LAST NIGHT IN THE VA HOSPITAL.

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CHRISTMAS GIFT!

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A LIGHT WAS BORN IN THE DARKNESS,
AND THE DARKNESS CAN NOT PUT IT OUT.


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Re: Christmas Eve Day Morning Chat, 2014
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MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL YOU GURUS!

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Re: Christmas Eve Day Morning Chat, 2014
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CLOUDY, DRIPPY, COLD, DISMAL. BAH! HUMBUG! THE CHEROKEES WOULD LIKE SUNSHINE FOR CHRISTMAS.

TO OKMULGEE THIS EVENING FOR CHRISTMAS EVE WITH #1 DAUGHTER & FAMILY. IT WILL BE INTERESTING TO SEE HOW THE NEW CHINESE GRANDDAUGHTER REACTS TO IT ALL. FINALLY SETTLED ON A GIFT FOR #3 GRANDSON: A U.S. LIGHT CAVALRY SABRE, MODEL OF 1906.

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Re: Tuesday 23 December 2014
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I vote we all go to Matt's house - he says he has sunshine.


OH NO, LET'S GO TO TOMMY'S HOUSE, HE HAS SUNSHINE AND ROAST PIG :-)

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Re: Tuesday 23 December 2014
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Snowing in earnest now. Not sure this is what was predicted.....but we can use the moisture.

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My wife can come up with all sorts of ideas.



Sound familiar anyone?


OMG! ONLY TOO TRUE.

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ANOTHER BEAUTIFUL CLOUDY DAY! HOW I LOVE THE COMFORTING DIMNESS, THE LOVELY GRAY, THE CUDDLY DAMPNESS. I'M SO HAPPY I COULD JUST SHIT.

ON A HAPPIER NOTE, THE BUMBLEBEE IS FLYING AGAIN WITH THE DEMONIC AC CONTROL HEAD EXORCISED.

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Re: Mundy Chat 12.22.14
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ANOTHER GRAY, DRIPPY, DAY IN THE NATIONS. THE CHEROKEES ARE TALKING ABOUT MOVING TO ARIZONA. IT'LL BE "THE TRAIL OF SUNSEEKERS"

LETTY I'M SORRY ABOUT THE CAR, BUT YOU ARE IRREPLACEABLE. GLAD YOU'RE OK. AIN'T NO PROBLEM YOU CAN'T HANDLE.

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Re: Sunday Chat 12.21.14
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STILL CLOUDY, NOT AS COLD. THE CHEROKEES ARE BUMMED OUT.

MATT: REMEMBER MR. KONG; HAPPY WIFE, HAPPY LIFE.

WHEN BABY DAUGHTER WAS IN HIGH SCHOOL SHE AND HER FRIENDS WOULD GO TO WALMART AFTER MIDNIGHT TO OBSERVE THE STRANGE LIFE FORMS THAT WOULD APPEAR. MY SUGGESTION THAT THE CATEGORY MIGHT INCLUDE THOSE WHO WENT TO WALMART LATE AT NIGHT TO OBSERVE STRANGE LIFE FORMS GOT ME ONE OF THOSE "OH DADDY---" LOOKS THAT ALL FATHERS OF DAUGHTERS ARE FAMILIAR WITH.

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Re: Saturday Chat 12.20.14
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TWO DOWN, ONE GRANDSON TO GO. CREDIT CARD FOLKS CUT ME OFF IN MID FLING, HAD TO CALL THEM AND REMIND THEM IT'S CHRISTMAS AND THINGS ADD UP. STILL, IT'S NICE THEY'RE PAYING ATTENTION. (I THINK?)

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Re: Saturday Chat 12.20.14
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STILL CLOUDY, STILL COLD, THIS SURE HAS BEEN A GRAY DECEMBER.
IT'S LIKE BEING IN GERMANY. THE CHEROKEES ARE GETTING DEPRESSED FROM LACK OF SUNSHINE. SAD.

STILL NEED CHRISTMAS GIFTS FOR GRANDSONS 3 & 4, NOT TO MENTION DARLING WIFE. GOT TO GET TO LOOKING.

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Re: Friday Chat 12.19.14
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HEY MIKE, GLAD THE BOY'S OK. GOOD THING KIDS ARE TOUGH.

JUST BACK FROM THE LATEST FUNERAL, OUT IN WESTERN OK. DARLING WIFE'S AUNT, 90 YO. SHE WAS ONE OF MY FAVORITE IN-LAWS. ON THE WAY BACK WE STOPPED IN OKC TO SEE WIFE'S UNCLE IN CARDIAC CARE. HIS FUTURE LOOKS GRIM. HE IS ANOTHER OF MY FAVORITES. BEEN A TOUGH WEEK FOR DARLING WIFE.

ANOTHER OLD FUNNY:

Their three kids, all successful, agreed to a Sunday dinner in their honor.

"Happy Anniversary Mom and Dad," gushed Son No. 1.
'Sorry I'm running late. I had an emergency at the hospital with a
patient, you know how it is, and I didn't have time to get you a gift."

"Not to worry," said the father.
"Important thing is we're all together today."

Son No. 2 arrived. "You and Mom look great, Dad.
I just flew in from LA between depositions & didn't have time to shop
for you."

"It's nothing," said the father.
"We're glad you were able to come."

Just then the daughter arrived.
"Hello and happy anniversary! Sorry, but my boss is sending me out of
town & I was really busy packing so I didn't have time to get you anything."

After they had finished dessert, the father said,
"There's something your mother and I have wanted to tell you for a long
time.
"You see, we were really poor, but we managed to send each of you to
college.
Through the years your mother and I knew we loved each other very much,
but we just never found the time to get married."

The three children gasped and said,
"WHAT? You mean we're bastards?"

"Yep", said the father,
"Cheap ones too..."

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