and the press was a shocked as I was

http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/europe/ ... el.peace.prize/index.html

I heard that this morning on the radio. Sorry, I don't get it, for what??

Jim

My wife doesn't even understand this and she's a Dem and a huge Obama supporter.

That was definitely a "WTF" moment I'll soon not forget...
What a crock...

As I understand it, the application to the Nobel committee had to be complete by Febuary 1, 2009. So, Obama won the prize based on his first 12 days in office.

In related stories:
Obama wins World Series MVP.
Obama MVP of Super Bowl.
Obama declared greatest person who ever lived by Time magazine.
Obama wins dancing with the stars.
Obama to be carved into Mt. Rushmore.
NASA to rearrange moonscape in Obama's likeness.

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I think that may have started. Maybe that's why Nasa is crashing probes into the Moon

Jim

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Let's not forget the Heisman Trophy!

All Chuck Norris "facts" to be rewritten with Barack Obama replacing Chuck Norris.


mmmmmm mmmmmm mmmmm Barack Hussien Obama!

I heard it on the radio and thought they were playing a joke.

Mr. Nobel is rolling in his grave.

"I do not feel that I deserve to be in the company of so many transformative figures that have been honored by this prize," Obama said.

Truer words were never spoken!


The only tangible thing he's done to win anybody over is to be not George W Bush.

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Just For You Dale.

Barack Obama once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.

Some kids piss their name in the snow. Barack Obama can piss his name into concrete.

Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Barack Obama can kill 100 percent of whatever the fuck he wants.

Barack Obama counted to infinity - twice.
Barack Obama' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

Barack Obama' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.

Barack Obama does not sleep. He waits.

Barack Obama can speak braille.

Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Barack Obama sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.

Barack Obama doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.

Barack Obama puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".

Barack Obama once won a game of Connect Four in 3 moves.

Barack Obama owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno.

On a high school math test, Barack Obama put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Barack Obama solves all his problems with Violence.

Barack Obama can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

Barack Obama can delete the Recycling Bin.

If you spell Barack Obama wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Barack Obama?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Barack Obama.

Once a cobra bit Barack Obama' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

Barack Obama died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.

Barack Obama was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds.

Barack Obama runs Windows Vista on his Etch-a-Sketch.

Barack Obama does not hunt because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Barack Obama goes killing.

Barack Obama can slam revolving doors.

If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Barack Obama says its beef, then it's fucking beef.

Giraffes were created when Barack Obama uppercutted a horse.

Superman owns a pair of Barack Obama pajamas.

Barack Obama doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Barack Obama sleeps with a night light. Not because Barack Obama is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Barack Obama

Barack Obama secretly sleeps with every woman in the world once a month. They bleed for a week as a result.

When Barack Obama gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.

Barack Obama can kill two stones with one bird.

Barack Obama sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Barack roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

Barack Obama' dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Barack Obama will not take shit from anyone.

Barack Obama was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.

Barack Obama doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.

If you play Led Zeppelin's "Stairway to Heaven" backwards, you will hear Barack Obama banging your sister.

Death once had a near-Barack Obama experience.

Barack Obama can have both feet on the ground and kick ass at the same time.

Barack Obama is the only person on the planet that can kick you in the back of the face.

Barack Obama is always on top during sex because Barack Obama never fucks up.

Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Barack Obama's PC will crash.

Ghosts are actually caused by Barack Obama killing people faster than Death can process them.

Barack Obama doesn't pop his collar, his shirts just get erections when they touch his body.

Barack Obama can strangle you with a cordless phone.

The best part of waking up is not Folgers in your cup, but knowing that Barack Obama didn't kill you in your sleep.

Barack Obama eats the core of an apple first.

Barack Obama was once charged with three attempted murdered in Boulder County, but the Judge quickly dropped the charges because Barack Obama does not "attempt" murder.

Barack Obama can play the violin with a piano

Barack Obama never retreats, he just attacks in the opposite direction.

Barack Obama has to maintain a concealed weapon license in all 50 states in order to legally wear pants.

Barack Obama can build a snowman out of rain.

M.C. Hammer learned the hard way that Barack Obama can touch this.

Barack Obama plays Russian roulette with a fully loaded revolver... and wins.

Barack Obama once punched a man in the soul.

In 1991, Barack Obama shot a 14 on an 18 hole golf course, falling short of his personal best by 2 strokes.

The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Barack Obama.

Barack Obama can drown a fish.

Barack Obama is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Jeep.

When Barack Obama looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Barack Obama and Barack Obama.

When Barack Obama enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.

It is considered a great accomplishment to go down Niagara Falls in a wooden barrel. Barack Obama can go up Niagara Falls in a cardboard box.

Barack Obama once had a heart attack; his heart lost.

Barack Obama likes to knit sweaters in his free time. And by "knit", I mean "kick", and by "sweaters", I mean "babies".

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but Jack still couldn't dodge Barack Obama' roundhouse kick.

Mr. T once defeated Barack Obama in a game of Tic-Tac-Toe. In retaliation, Barack Obama invented racism.

Barack Obama is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Barack Obama

Barack Obama can squeeze orange juice out of a lemon

Barack Obama once bowled a 300. Without a ball. He wasn't even in a bowling alley.

The only time Barack Obama was wrong was when he thought he had made a mistake.

Barack Obama can make a paraplegic run for his life.

A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Barack Obama and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

Rosa Parks refused to get out of her seat because she was saving it for Barack Obama.

Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Barack Obama can throw Brett Favre even further.

The last digit of pi is Barack Obama. He is the end of all things.

Barack Obama doesn't need a miracle in order to split the ocean. He just walks in and the water gets the fuck out of the way.

When God said, "Let there be light", Barack Obama said, "say please."

The chief export of Barack Obama is pain.

Barack Obama can create a rock so heavy that even he can't lift it. And then he lifts it anyways, just to show you who the fuck Barack Obama is.

A rogue squirrel once challenged Barack Obama to a nut hunt around the park. Before beginning, Chuck simply dropped his pants, instantly killing the squirrel and 3 small children. Barack knows you can't find bigger, better nuts than that.

Barack Obama doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now."

Pinatas were made in an attempt to get Barack Obama to stop kicking the people of Mexico. Sadly this backfired, as all it has resulted in is Barack Obama now looking for candy after he kicks his victims.

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Barack Obamas's fist.

Champions are the breakfast of Barack Obama.

Barack Obama can tie his shoes with his feet.

Barack Obama is the only person that can punch a cyclops between the eye.

Barack Obama does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.

Barack Obama cannot predict the future; the future just better fucking do what Barack Obama says.

Someone once tried to tell Barack Obama that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.

Barack Obama is currently in a legal battle with the makers of Bubble Tape. Obama claims "6 Feet of Fun" is actually the trademark for his penis.

If you can see Barack Obama, he can see you. If you can't see Barack Obama you may be only seconds away from death.

Barack Obama was originally offered the role as Frodo in Lord of the Rings. He declined because, "Only a pussy would need three movies to destroy a piece of jewelery."

Barack Obama doesn't play "hide-and-seek." He plays "hide-and-pray-I-don't-find-you."

Before Barack Obama was born, the martial arts weapons with two pieces of wood connected by a chain were called NunBarrys. No one ever did find out what happened to Barry.

Upon hearing that his good friend, Lance Armstrong, lost his testicles to cancer, Barack Obama donated one of his to Lance. With just one of Chuck's nuts, Lance was able to win the Tour De France seven times. By the way, Chuck still has two testicles; either he was able to produce a new one simply by flexing, or he had three to begin with. No one knows for sure.

The saddest moment for a child is not when he learns Santa Claus isn't real, it's when he learns Barack Obama is.

Barack Obama used to beat the shit out of his shadow because it was following to close. It now stands a safe 30 feet behind him.

Barack Obama once had an erection while lying face down and struck oil.

Most men are okay with their wives fantasizing about Barack Obama during sex, because they are doing the same thing.

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You guys are supprised? When I heard it, I said that figures.

The head of the prize committee, when they gave it to Wierd Al, said it was a "Kick in the leg to GW".

A bunch of European liberals giving an American socialist a peace peize is just PFTC.

No different than the Academy Awards.

Just as the US Dollar has be devalued,

so has this award.



...when pigs fly

Obie must have plenty of free time on his hands - I just saw him do a commercial for George Lopez' new show.

It used to be to win the Nobel Prize you had to actually accomplish something grand...names such as Marie Curie, Albert Einstein, Martin Luther King come to mind. WTF did BO do?

According to the Nobel Prize website:

"for his extraordinary efforts to strengthen international diplomacy and cooperation between peoples"

BS

Matthew

What a crock of SH!T. In my opinion they just cheapened all NOBEL prizes.....

As far as I'm concerned, none are worth anything anymore.

POLITICS!!! Welcome to the new world order!!

B.HUSSIEN O. got this recognition just for being the first openly anti-American President. The award is meaningless, our country is in trouble.

News Flash..... This just in.

President Obama wins the Heisman Trophy, because he watched a college football game this weekend!

Let's hear it for our fearless leader!

Yesterday, I watched the local a.m. news, when it switched to the "Today" show, I didn't notice cause I was on Guru.
I don't watch Today but that a.m. even those liberal mentioned it by showing the Saturday Nite Live skit:

"Obama wins the nobel prize by not being President Bush"

What has he accomplished?

Leno said it best:

"Ironically, the biggest accomplishment of this president so far: Winning the Nobel Peace Prize."

Think about this guys! PEACE PRIZE just as our president is thinking about 40,000 more troops... think of the questions racing through his mind! "I won the PEACE PRIZE" 40,000 more troops or peace.. yes yes world peace.. Peace-Love-Kumbaya, all I'm saying is give peace a chance!! Mr. President! Mr. President! as military advisors interupt his thoughts, "we need to kick the livin shit out of those f%^&& taliban and al quada pricks. By the way Mr.President congrats on F^^%$#peace thing.

Is there a world health care award????

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And swine flu so thats out the window.

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