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These always crack me up. Enjoy!
************** Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. If we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than not. Here is your dose of humor... Follow the instructions to find your new name. And don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known far & wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer! The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names... So:- 1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name: a = snickle b = doombah c = goober d = cheesey e = crusty f = greasy g = dumbo h = farcus i = dorky j = doofus k = funky l = boobie m = sleezy n = sloopy o = fluffy p = stinky q = slimy r = dorfus s = snooty t = tootsie u = dipsy v = sneezy w = liver x = skippy y = dinky z = zippy 2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name: a = dippin b = feather c = batty d = burger e = chicken f = barffy g = lizard h = waffle i = farkle j = monkey k = flippin l = fricken m = bubble n = rhino o = potty p = hamster q = buckle r = gizzard s = lickin t = snickle u = chuckle v = pickle w = hubble x = dingle y = gorilla z = girdle 3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name: a = butt b = boob c = face d = nose e = hump f = breath g = pants h = shorts i = lips j = honker k = head l = tush m = chunks n = dunkin o = brains p = biscuits q = toes r = doodle s = fanny t = sniffer u = sprinkles v = frack w = squirt x = humperdinck y = hiney z = juice |
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Posted on: 2008/3/24 23:06
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| Oaklands | Re: Sleezy Chickenhonker | ||
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Appreciate the fun.
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Posted on: 2008/3/24 23:16
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| skirlin | Re: Sleezy Chickenhonker | ||
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The name is Farklepants....Sneezy Farklepants.
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| C4DERF | Re: Sleezy Chickenhonker | ||
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  Greasy Rhinonose |
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| Matatk | Re: Sleezy Chickenhonker | ||
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Tootsie Snicklehead - signing in!
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Posted on: 2008/3/25 13:07
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| DaleD | Re: Sleezy Chickenhonker | ||
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That would be Boobie Chickendoodle to you!
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Posted on: 2008/3/25 13:20
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| FLYINLOW90 | Re: Sleezy Chickenhonker | ||
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Dorfus Featherhump checkin' in
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Posted on: 2008/3/25 13:30
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| Midnight85 | Re: Sleezy Chickenhonker | ||
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Snickle Pottysprinkles at your service.
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Posted on: 2008/3/25 14:44
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| TommyT-Bone | Re: Sleezy Chickenhonker | ||
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Fluffy Dippinfanny ???
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| TommyT-Bone | Re: Sleezy Chickenhonker | ||
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Hey, Sleazy Chickenhonker. Your name reminded me of this.
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| geogolf | Re: Sleezy Chickenhonker | ||
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hello my name is fluffy farkletush whats yours
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Posted on: 2008/3/25 23:18
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| bastet44 | Re: Sleezy Chickenhonker | ||
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Posted on: 2008/3/25 23:38
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| Razor89 | Re: Sleezy Chickenhonker | ||
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Goober Snicklebutt here
 I don't think I like that one. :kermit: |
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| Pod | Re: Sleezy Chickenhonker | ||
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Oh no! Skippy Chuckleface. Not very macho.
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| NelsonV | Re: Sleezy Chickenhonker | ||
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I had to quit at "Boobie"...sorry. :well:
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Posted on: 2008/3/26 1:35
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| bastet44 | Re: Sleezy Chickenhonker | ||
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I'll finish it for you...Farkletush
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| smooth | Re: Sleezy Chickenhonker | ||
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Howdy Boobie!, I'm your long lost cuzzin' Snickle Chickendoodle ! where's Dr. Sues when ya need him..... |
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Posted on: 2008/3/26 2:02
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| bastet44 | Re: Sleezy Chickenhonker | ||
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Don't know. Apparently his ashes were scatted. Find A Grave |
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| crash | Re: Sleezy Chickenhonker | ||
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goober gizzard butt here
ps idont think doctor suess can help |
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| polish41 | Re: Sleezy Chickenhonker | ||
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Dipsy Chickendunkin here. :tweety:
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Posted on: 2008/3/26 3:09
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| bastet44 | Re: Sleezy Chickenhonker | ||
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Is that kid trying to karate chop the chicken? |
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Posted on: 2008/3/26 3:26
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| Dads90 | Re: Sleezy Chickenhonker | ||
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My family has three Snickle Pottydoodles' and one Farcus Pottydoodle. :bbeer:
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| Notorious | Re: Sleezy Chickenhonker | ||
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Dorfus Pottydunkin....
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Posted on: 2008/3/31 2:23
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| mikeV | Re: Sleezy Chickenhonker | ||
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Funky Dippindunkin
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| Touringmike | Re: Sleezy Chickenhonker | ||
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Goober Chickendoodle.
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| Touringmike | Re: Sleezy Chickenhonker | ||
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