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TommyT-Bone | How Do You Spit Out Of A C4 Window Opening ? | ||
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It's almost like a sporting event. It involves position, timing and execution.
1) Roll down the window 2) Prepare for expulsion 3) Leave plenty of room to the front and rear 4) Adjust speed 5) Turn your head 90' to the left and butt your head against the base of the top (Right hand drivers turn to the right 90') 6) Quickly and forcefully expel orally contained materials 7) Regain control and begin lane centering of your C4. If you have done this correctly there will be no spittle on your shirt, your door panel or the side of your beautiful machine. Maybe one of those two little holders in the console is really for a mini spittoon? |
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Posted on: 2008/6/16 23:42
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red_johnny | Re: How Do You Spit Out Of A C4 Window Opening ? | ||
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Posted on: 2008/6/17 0:01
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Notorious | Re: How Do You Spit Out Of A C4 Window Opening ? | ||
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If you have a nice loogie with some bulk to it, you should be able launch it with enough velocity that this shouldn't be an issue.
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Posted on: 2008/6/17 0:19
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pianoguy | Re: How Do You Spit Out Of A C4 Window Opening ? | ||
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LMAO! That's about all those factory cup-holders are good for.
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Posted on: 2008/6/17 0:58
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Calm | Re: How Do You Spit Out Of A C4 Window Opening ? | ||
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Is this one of dem Spit or Swallow threads?
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Posted on: 2008/6/17 1:07
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Danspeed1 | Re: How Do You Spit Out Of A C4 Window Opening ? | ||
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You've actually been sitting around thinking about this???
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Posted on: 2008/6/17 4:01
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bogus | Re: How Do You Spit Out Of A C4 Window Opening ? | ||
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This is why I keep McDonalds napkins in my car.
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Posted on: 2008/6/17 5:16
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bogus | Re: How Do You Spit Out Of A C4 Window Opening ? | ||
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Personally, I am waiting for the vector analysis diagram. |
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brian | Re: How Do You Spit Out Of A C4 Window Opening ? | ||
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i have the targa top off. so i just look up and spit. works really nice.
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Posted on: 2008/6/17 7:00
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runner140 | Re: How Do You Spit Out Of A C4 Window Opening ? | ||
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Tommy,
How's your cold? |
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Posted on: 2008/6/17 11:50
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1Fast04Vert | Re: How Do You Spit Out Of A C4 Window Opening ? | ||
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This manuever is best executed when you have a kid in a Civic with his fart can mufflers right behind you.
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Posted on: 2008/6/17 13:05
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Matatk | Re: How Do You Spit Out Of A C4 Window Opening ? | ||
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What's our vector, Victor? Matthew |
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Posted on: 2008/6/17 13:25
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j3studio | Re: How Do You Spit Out Of A C4 Window Opening ? | ||
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Carefully...
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Posted on: 2008/6/17 13:32
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BrianCunningham | Re: How Do You Spit Out Of A C4 Window Opening ? | ||
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Now if you can tell me how to ash my cigars out the window w/o getting ash all over the body.
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Posted on: 2008/6/17 13:48
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NC Kid | Re: How Do You Spit Out Of A C4 Window Opening ? | ||
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Posted on: 2008/6/17 14:41
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Lichen | Re: How Do You Spit Out Of A C4 Window Opening ? | ||
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How many shots of Ny-Quil have you had?
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Posted on: 2008/6/17 17:29
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CSS996 | Re: How Do You Spit Out Of A C4 Window Opening ? | ||
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I do not smoke... Primarily so I do not have to stick my ash outside of the car at any point in time... Brian... You car smells like ash. |
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Posted on: 2008/6/17 19:25
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Notorious | Re: How Do You Spit Out Of A C4 Window Opening ? | ||
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One of the corniest, yet funniest comedies ever! Another high level, intellectual discussion brought to you by your friends at Corvette Guru. |
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Posted on: 2008/6/17 22:44
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Matatk | Re: How Do You Spit Out Of A C4 Window Opening ? | ||
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Haha...glad someone else got a kick out of it!
And don't call me Shirley! Matthew |
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Posted on: 2008/6/18 2:35
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Dads90 | Re: How Do You Spit Out Of A C4 Window Opening ? | ||
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There is actually a vacuum spot. Sorta slightly 8 inches above and 1 inch behind the rear quadrant of the driver side mirror. If you hit that spot exactly the luggie will propel itself out and away form the car. It takes lots of practice, and I'm presently at a 60 % rate.
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Posted on: 2008/6/18 4:08
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BrianCunningham | Re: How Do You Spit Out Of A C4 Window Opening ? | ||
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Cigar bar actually Don't worry people are allowed to hang their head out the window when I drive :D |
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Posted on: 2008/6/18 15:14
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BillH | Re: How Do You Spit Out Of A C4 Window Opening ? | ||
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Spit only in right hand turns. That way, the bodywork is moving away from the projected loogie flight path.
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Posted on: 2008/6/18 15:36
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Aardwolf | Re: How Do You Spit Out Of A C4 Window Opening ? | ||
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How Do You Spit Out Of A C4 Window Opening ?
Spit on a cat then throw it out the window??? |
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Posted on: 2008/6/18 16:48
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SpectatorRacing | Re: How Do You Spit Out Of A C4 Window Opening ? | ||
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You guys need to date sluttier women. Then she won't have this issue.
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Posted on: 2008/6/18 18:48
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BrianCunningham | Re: How Do You Spit Out Of A C4 Window Opening ? | ||
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OMG LOL |
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Posted on: 2008/6/18 22:52
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TommyT-Bone | Re: How Do You Spit Out Of A C4 Window Opening ? | ||
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That's worth a shot. Don't know what the hell this has to do with anything but it is definately worth a shot. |
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Posted on: 2008/6/18 23:34
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Notorious | Re: How Do You Spit Out Of A C4 Window Opening ? | ||
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S-L-U-T She may be a slut but she looks good to me -Todd Rundgren From the song appropriately entitled "Slut." |
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SpectatorRacing | Re: How Do You Spit Out Of A C4 Window Opening ? | ||
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She won't have to spit... |
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Posted on: 2008/6/24 19:37
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Posted on: 2008/6/27 11:52
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TommyT-Bone | Re: How Do You Spit Out Of A C4 Window Opening ? | ||
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Now I get it ..... :sign7: |
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Posted on: 2008/6/27 12:41
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daddue11 | Re: How Do You Spit Out Of A C4 Window Opening ? | ||
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Don't spit out the window,do like I do,shoot your loogie on the windshield and let it run down to the defroster vent turn on the fan and let it dry up the ooz and then scrape it off at the end of your trip.
If ya got a real good woman she'll let you use her cell phone to scrape it off. |
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Posted on: 2008/7/3 21:40
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CSS996 | Re: How Do You Spit Out Of A C4 Window Opening ? | ||
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You live in a whole other world, mister!
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Posted on: 2008/7/4 1:51
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daddue11 | Re: How Do You Spit Out Of A C4 Window Opening ? | ||
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Just kiddin,I'd kill anyone that spit in or at my Vette,I just like to say off the wall crap.
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Posted on: 2008/7/4 16:44
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