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TommyT-Bone How Do You Spit Out Of A C4 Window Opening ?
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It's almost like a sporting event. It involves position, timing and execution.

1) Roll down the window

2) Prepare for expulsion

3) Leave plenty of room to the front and rear

4) Adjust speed

5) Turn your head 90' to the left and butt
your head against the base of the top
(Right hand drivers turn to the right 90')

6) Quickly and forcefully expel orally contained materials

7) Regain control and begin lane centering of your C4.


If you have done this correctly there will be no spittle on your shirt, your door panel or the side of your beautiful machine. Maybe one of those two little holders in the console is really for a mini spittoon?
Posted on: 2008/6/16 23:42
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If you have a nice loogie with some bulk to it, you should be able launch it with enough velocity that this shouldn't be an issue.
Posted on: 2008/6/17 0:19
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LMAO! That's about all those factory cup-holders are good for.
Posted on: 2008/6/17 0:58
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Is this one of dem Spit or Swallow threads?



Posted on: 2008/6/17 1:07
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You've actually been sitting around thinking about this???
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This is why I keep McDonalds napkins in my car.
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You've actually been sitting around thinking about this???


Personally, I am waiting for the vector analysis diagram.
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i have the targa top off. so i just look up and spit. works really nice.
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Tommy,
How's your cold?
Posted on: 2008/6/17 11:50
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This manuever is best executed when you have a kid in a Civic with his fart can mufflers right behind you.
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You've actually been sitting around thinking about this???


Personally, I am waiting for the vector analysis diagram.


What's our vector, Victor?



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Carefully...
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Now if you can tell me how to ash my cigars out the window w/o getting ash all over the body.
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This manuever is best executed when you have a kid in a Civic with his fart can mufflers right behind you.


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How many shots of Ny-Quil have you had?
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Now if you can tell me how to ash my cigars out the window w/o getting ash all over the body.



I do not smoke... Primarily so I do not have to stick my ash outside of the car at any point in time...


Brian... You car smells like ash.
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Personally, I am waiting for the vector analysis diagram.

What's our vector, Victor?



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Haha...glad someone else got a kick out of it!

And don't call me Shirley!

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There is actually a vacuum spot. Sorta slightly 8 inches above and 1 inch behind the rear quadrant of the driver side mirror. If you hit that spot exactly the luggie will propel itself out and away form the car. It takes lots of practice, and I'm presently at a 60 % rate.
Posted on: 2008/6/18 4:08
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Brian... You car smells like ash.


Cigar bar actually Resized Image

Don't worry people are allowed to hang their head out the window when I drive :D
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Spit only in right hand turns. That way, the bodywork is moving away from the projected loogie flight path.
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How Do You Spit Out Of A C4 Window Opening ?

Spit on a cat then throw it out the window???
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You guys need to date sluttier women. Then she won't have this issue.
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You guys need to date sluttier women. Then she won't have this issue.


OMG LOL
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You guys need to date sluttier women. Then she won't have this issue.


That's worth a shot. Don't know what the hell this has to do with anything but it is definately worth a shot.
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You guys need to date sluttier women. Then she won't have this issue.

S-L-U-T
She may be a slut but she looks good to me

-Todd Rundgren
From the song appropriately entitled "Slut."
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That's worth a shot. Don't know what the hell this has to do with anything but it is definately worth a shot.


She won't have to spit...
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Haha...glad someone else got a kick out of it!

And don't call me Shirley!

Matthew




haha, greatest movie ever....
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SpectatorRacing wrote: She won't have to spit...




Now I get it ..... :sign7:
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Don't spit out the window,do like I do,shoot your loogie on the windshield and let it run down to the defroster vent turn on the fan and let it dry up the ooz and then scrape it off at the end of your trip.
If ya got a real good woman she'll let you use her cell phone to scrape it off.
Posted on: 2008/7/3 21:40
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You live in a whole other world, mister!
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Just kiddin,I'd kill anyone that spit in or at my Vette,I just like to say off the wall crap.
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